You heard the man

You heard the man

posted on 28 Aug 2009 in Stationery

It’s ME time…

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Lets face it you just wasting your time doing anything.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

A typical weekly agenda at Microsoft’s head offices.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

With these new Japanese management techniques, productivity may suffer to a certain degree…But at least employee satisfaction and morale will go through the roof! 🙂

tk
tk
11 years ago

is this in any way connected to the inconvinient decor, now completed?

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

They’ve gotta be using my 7-year old daughter as their caption consultant!

popper
11 years ago

No rules RULES!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

“Do whatever you please?” Astounding, since in:

China: Do whatever you please and sooner or later you’ll get hauled away never to see or heard from again

and in

Japan: Don’t do exactly whatever everybody else is doing and you won’t have anyone in your life to count on to help you anymore.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

“A typical weekly agenda at Microsoft’s head offices.”

Yah, do what you please, like: take the company’s bread & butter MS-Office products like Excel and Word and so completely mess around with them for that next upgrade that NOBODY knows how to freakin’ use them anymore!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

This is the program for the week the boss goes on vacation.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

The boss is gone, the keg’s in place, the snacks are prepared, cue the music… and PAR-TY!!!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Institute of Creative Thinking: Knock yourselves out!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

I love Casual Fridays!

chookman
chookman
11 years ago

hey I already do this ay work anyway!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“The meeting will now come to ord–… aw, screw it! Do whatever you want. I don’t give a damn.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I bet they only got as far as Preparation G.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

I can’t believe they pay me to surf the net and make comments on forums all day!

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
11 years ago

Sing. Dance. Fornicate. Plan an elaborate murder. It’s all up to you.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Now file this folder under ‘Vacation’!

Sarah
Sarah
11 years ago

*after being pushed down a hill* ASSSSSS YOUUUUUU WISSSHHHHH

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Go ahead. Do whatever the HELL you want.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Zero Care log book.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Do whatever I please, eh? OK, I’ll need a garden hoe, a giant squirrel costume, a pack of condoms, and a quart of Haagen-Dasz.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Whatever I please? That could be dangerous.

Lollerskate
11 years ago

-Our nefarious plan can now be achieved!

-Excellent.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Anarchy is the true state of nature.

David
David
11 years ago

It plays the sex on the desk or else it gets fired!

Gene Vacant
Gene Vacant
11 years ago

Engrish management does as please for beauty life– and mess up rink to Adlut Engrish of the Week!

Kore
Kore
11 years ago

You may do whatever you please after finish a civilized urinating.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Whatever I please?!? Finally I can use this pirate hook I’ve kept hidden in my drawer!

Anna
11 years ago

‘all preperations are complete’ this is COLETO code for we have brainwashed you so that all you want to do is work for us

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Preparation I comes right after H.

Nicholas
10 years ago

Coleto; The file for those occassions when you would rather not file!

Coleto; The filing system for those in denial!

Jeremy
Jeremy
10 years ago

That’s my kind of sign.

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

My favorite 4 words, preceded by “All preparions complete”. I’ve died and gone to heaven.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

And then up comes Zafo and I’m like, “yo, Zafo. What’s up?” He’s like, “nothing” And I’m like, “that’s cool.”

Cuz this is MY United States of Whatever!

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