You like-a da juice?

You like-a da juice?

posted on 3 Aug 2009 in Candy/Gum, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Jayson.

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captionr
captionr
11 years ago

also available: hydrochloric and nitric acid flavour, mix them both tongue-melting sensation.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Hey Mister, can you tell why kids love Lactic Acid Juice?

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Dentist’s have never been happier!

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Better check that expiration date…

Maple Staple
Maple Staple
11 years ago

Flavors include: Gall-Bladder Grape, Stomach-Lining Strawberry, Pancratic Peach and Liver Lemon Lime.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

You can see the sample is off it’s face.

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Who can take a sunrise
and sprinkle it with doo?
Cover it in chocolate
and an artery or two?
The candyman
The candyman can

Just Me
Just Me
11 years ago

Flavors Include: Gall-Bladder Grape, Stomach-Lining Strawberry, Pancreatic Peach and Liver Lemon-Lime.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

And to think that when the shop-keeper asked me if I wanted to score some “Acid”, I almost called the Police…

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Also makes a good drain un-blocker, or so I’m told.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

My milk, it has a pH.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Sulfuric acid juice flavor (our delicious smokestack juice) sold separately.

dangevin
11 years ago

Is it good? You bet your acid!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Genuine C3H6O3 flavor.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

This tastes like crap!!!

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Mmmmmm. My favorite!

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Did the cow chew a lime?

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Why is that little square guy with the top hat winking at me?
Creeeeeepy….

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

It tastes like… burning!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Lactic acid? Someone’s gonna milk this one for all it’s worth.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

I didn’t know Pineapples had SOOOO much yummy lactic acid.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Also try our new Blue Lake 5 chewing gum!

H1N1
H1N1
11 years ago

my tongue is starting to cramp

Lollerskate
11 years ago

For when your mouth suffers from Hyperactvity!

Just Me
Just Me
11 years ago

Just an FYI so there’s no misunderstanding: Just Me and Maple Staple live together and accidently posted the same comments twice. No one was trying to steal anyones caption, especially since Just Me (me!) is SO much more talented than Maple Staple and therefore, Maple Staple took my idea. 😉

Benji's Mom
Benji's Mom
11 years ago

Eat this candy and you’ll sulfur the consequences!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Yesterday the sexphone engrish had an ad for condoms next to it. Today there is an ad for Juicy Juice (no joke). There seems to be a trend here…

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

It’s like tobacco, only it’s a much quicker way to destroy your tongue.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Lactic acid is found in milk and these are fruit-flavored candy. Milk and fruit. Yum.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

It’s still only for breakfast, you know.

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

I don’t know why but every time I eat some of this candy my muscles begin to hurt.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Um, I think I’ll buy the Painapple candy instead.

Jacqueline
Jacqueline
11 years ago

er, milk juice!?

Vinny
Vinny
11 years ago

Why do exercise? Get your lactic acid muscle direct in mouth.

JMS Stinnett
JMS Stinnett
11 years ago

Warning: Do not get stuck in teeth.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Well, I wasn’t keen on this flavour but the discharge colas were pretty nice, if a little acidic.

sean
sean
10 years ago

they are telling you the truth

Fishmatt
Fishmatt
10 years ago

Oh man, I’ve definitely had these, but the packaging I got was way more Engrish than this.

They were in an identical bag, but all of the branding read “sqgqs” (yes, S Q G Q S), and that included on the candy themselves, except for a few that read “sgnge”. No idea what that was about. However, instead of the lactic acid line, the tag on the bag read “Sandwich Juice”.

I’ll try to find my old photos of it.

Engrushel
Engrushel
10 years ago

Tangy.

Engrushel
Engrushel
10 years ago

Tangy Tasty Acid.

Kirk
Kirk
10 years ago

got kidney stones?

Jeremy
Jeremy
10 years ago

how many licks does it take to get to the center of your tongue?

Sum1
10 years ago

At least they’re honest…

Arabonne
Arabonne
10 years ago

Tastes so good your muscles will lock up!

Pansy
Pansy
9 years ago

Sour like sit-ups.

hebrusinglish
hebrusinglish
7 years ago

Johnny was a candyman, but now he is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

Okay. *trips balls* its so nice for us to be invited to a picnic, gay Luigi?

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