A Smart Noshery

A Smart Noshery

posted on 23 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Budd Black.
Restaurant found in Shanghai, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Where slobs come to eat in their finest.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Dribble dribble everywhere.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

So does too much alcohol and pretty women; however, that is another story. Let’s stick with noshery for now.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

It’s crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

coffeebot
11 years ago

One step down from peeing your pants

Take2
11 years ago

Has my dog been eating in there?

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

It makes my mouth water just thinking about it!

Didone
Didone
11 years ago

Drool by the grass

Didone
Didone
11 years ago

Smart noshery makes you slobber, stupid noshery causes dry mouth

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Eating at the Noshery makes you Smart; you just LOOK like an idiot.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Sorry, Homer. You’ll need to do your drooling somewhere else!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

I always slobber when I use bloody chosticks.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Smart drinks make you drinker.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Maybe hosery could make me slobber, but not noshery.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

no wonder the waiters are wearing hip waders

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Sloppy Engrishery makes you snicker.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

It makes you slobber or else it smarts the noshery again.

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Noshery?
First time I’ve seen Yidchinglish. Do they have Bagels & Lox?
Latkes, even?

I better stop here, I’m starting to slobber over my keyboard!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

The Chinese storefront sign says “Hao shir dao”
Meaning “The path of good eats.”

A martial art perfect for any Kung Fu Panda.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Why is the floor so slippery? Oh….. eeewww……

pamela38
pamela38
11 years ago

This way ladies and gentemen! Slide right in!

–Oh! The previous customers sure left their appreciation mark!

–Yes, I can’t wait to taste their renown “Smart Noshery”, I hear it’s mouth watering!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Slobber? I hardly know ‘er!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

We need to talk about your drooling problem

Poisonous Gus
Poisonous Gus
11 years ago

The finest restaurants always have the word ‘slobber’ in their name.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Do they have a smart food trough, too?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Just try not to slobber on the keyboard. You might electrocute yourself. 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Ugh, all this slobber is making me noshery-ous…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Give us a slobber cobber.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Dribble cups for all my friends ! Can I get another bib ?

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

A subsidiary of “Good Food makes you Drool”

YJ
YJ
11 years ago

Drown in your own slobber.

richy
richy
11 years ago

Damn. I didn’t think I could be more of a slob. I love the Noshery.

Kirk M
11 years ago

And here I alwaysh thought that a noshery wash a plashe to buy a shrubbery. Guesh I wash wrong.

Iantendo
11 years ago

I guess the owner is a big fan of the Beano

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
10 years ago

That be some tasty food.

CAPPYMCCAPCAP
CAPPYMCCAPCAP
10 years ago

I slobber for the Noshery with brains. None of that Dumb Noshery.

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

i wonder if this is what Jim Ross at the WWE calls a “Slobberknocker”…

Ilias
Ilias
10 years ago

What does dumb noshery make you?

Brad
Brad
10 years ago

So does too many beers and a few missing teeth!

Fady
Fady
10 years ago

and makes you diarrhea

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