Browntooth enabled…

Browntooth enabled…

posted on 30 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Let me call you back, we’ve got a crappy connection…


Seen in Manzhouli, China.

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Pete
Pete
11 years ago

(Boss to staff)

Hey, somebody lock the doors open and get some air in here!!!

dangevin
11 years ago

I’m upgrading to a more absorbent phone.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Potty mouth!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

OMG! POS!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Managed by committee…

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Nokia’s new Engrish name: SCATIA

Didone
Didone
11 years ago

Smart phones for the smart ass

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

A cell phone for telemarketing?

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Nikia flushing it all away.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Yeah, but their lousy customer service is likely to give you irritable bowel.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Guess where to put the charger pin?

Jazzy
Jazzy
11 years ago

Operator! I’ve been disconnocted.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

To establish a connoction dial a noomber.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

More poower to the poople.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Connoc, connoc!
Who’se there?
Poopie.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Yeah… my cell phone service is crap.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

we specialize in diarrhea of the mouth!

Bystander
Bystander
11 years ago

Well what do you expect from the Poopies Republic of China?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Wasn’t “Poopie” a character in “Crash of the Moons?”

coffeebot
11 years ago

This phone stinks!

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

You know you have bad breath when people can smell you through the phone.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

That sign’s a real Connoct Out !!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Customer: Uhh, can I pay for the phone out here?
Sales Clerk: Uhh, OK. Why?
Customer: Better out than in.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

at least they have the Blackberry Brownstorm.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Don’t you mean a brownberry?
(or even a dingleberry.)

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Poopie the Cellphone man

willz
willz
11 years ago

At least it’s better than concocting poopie.

willz
willz
11 years ago

Please check out our new model, the Nokia Cling-on

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

To be connocted to a Poopie Care Representative, please press number two.

HB
HB
11 years ago

Your choice of ringtones:

Toilet floosh, water saving (too short)
Toilet floosh, water wasting (really, really long)
Nokia being dropped in the poopier (Ohh nooo!)
Nokia being extracted from poopier (sh*t!! sh*t!! sh*t!!)

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Can you smell me now?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Well, at least they’re honest about their opinions of clients.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

To know hot to use a Nokia propertly, see the green shirt in the upper right corner.

Zabimaru
11 years ago

I honestly don’t get it. My bewilderment is complete. I mean, this isn’t a botched translation. Bad translations are hard enough to understand as it is, especially on giant signs or billboards from large, serious companies. If you want to build a giant, expensive sign you can spend the very small amount of money and effort it takes to get it right, right? You can at least ASK a native speaker of the language if what you wrote made sense, can’t you? But in this case… they didn’t even have to do that! There wasn’t any need to translate. Just… Read more »

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

putting the “no” in “Nokia”

Antonio
Antonio
11 years ago

Poopies needs to stay connocted with other poopies too!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

I’ve failed trying to concoct a comical caption. Having a connaption fit !

kawaiipikachu
kawaiipikachu
11 years ago

Nokia pantient no.1182
Browneye technology for there new cameraphones.

Hippy
Hippy
11 years ago

Comes Browntooth Enabled

CallieWL
CallieWL
11 years ago

Nokia branches out into the sewer system.

FLush
FLush
11 years ago

Time to flush mine down the toilet

Nick
Nick
11 years ago

who’s in your poop circle?

yoyo
yoyo
11 years ago

Full range of dungtones.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Every time the phone rings I think “Oh crap…”

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
11 years ago

I always knew something smelled funny about Nokia.

Kiael
Kiael
11 years ago

Quti talkin’ S****!

Trish
Trish
11 years ago

well that expalins the bad reception here in Dongguan

Bob
Bob
11 years ago

obvious fake. Anyone with mediocre Photoshop skills could do better. Compare the i’s– the second is obviously an L with a line drawn through it.

Engrish is struggling, maybe? Or just duped….

aleli
aleli
11 years ago

Oh, yes that makes a lot more sense now! that would make it Connoctin Poople! thanks Bob!

Jackson
Jackson
11 years ago

Not a blackberry but a dingleberry. Maybe Crapple will come out with an ipood.

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