Cheer up, Engrish kid…

Cheer up, Engrish kid…

posted on 1 Sep 2009 in Clothing

You can have this hoodie when you pry
it from my cold, unanimated presence…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted at Ueno Park in Tokyo.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Give me that hoodie or meet my cold body of lead.

lolo
lolo
11 years ago

if it has proper punctuations, I’d understand perfectly. or not. lol.

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

This could be the start of a new category: Emo Engrish!

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

The very last line explains everything…

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

Oh, is your sister ‘beau perfect’ too?
huhuhuh

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Translation from Goth-glish: Yes we can!
Translation into Japanese: Ganbare!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Heavy, Daddy-O [snap snap snap snap snap snap snap]

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

You can lead a corps of apples, but a body must be lead…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

The apple of my eye says yes…

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

What came first: the apple or the corps? perhaps the lead?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The guy wearing it is Iron Man.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

If you were a dead, lead apple, you probably wouldn’t say no either.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Unanimated meets Emo elated

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I dont care if you are from another planet. Stop peeing on my wall.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

This is your hoodie.
This is your hoodie on drugs.
Any questions?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Wakarimasen!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Oh I get it. Your beau wouldn’t say no, so you made him a corps by shooting him in the apples.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Wakirimasaku?

venomlash
venomlash
11 years ago

It says “another planet” at the bottom. Apparently, alien Engrish is worse than east Asian Engrish.

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

I don’t care what the shirt says – – hoodie man ain’t from another planet, he’s from an alternate universe!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

74% say no…

…And 26% get pregnant!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

This isn’t a Japanese youth wearing a hoodie…It’s a member of staff (In company uniform) at Cable and Wireless’s call-centre in Detroit, having a sneaky five minute smoke break! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Translation:
Faced with yet another Blue Screen of Death, the corporation’s overworked I.T. manager was finally motivated to replace every workstation in the company with Apple Macs.

Unfortunateley – Though Macs always work perfectly in the home environment – The outcome for this multinational wasn’t nearly as pleasant…
[Soon to be continued on a hoodie near you!]

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Say No! It’s beau perfect!

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Pro Beau No

Take2
11 years ago

Wow! sorry about the explosion at your typesetters’!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

It wouldn’t say no, so it got the hose again.

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
11 years ago

huh…..?

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

His parents probably didn’t get him a Knockout Kum Kar for Christmas : P

Maya
Maya
11 years ago

Dead chicks don’t say no, got it.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

My head ‘asplode

kittaay
kittaay
11 years ago

The hoodie every rapist should have. Perfect when in court.

But, Judge, look at my hoodie : The apple of a corpse is bea perfect because it wouldn’t say no!

.. also, disregard the fact that I’m from another planet.

phuong
phuong
10 years ago

Its Haiku? no?

engrishman
engrishman
10 years ago

it’s coded message!

Kaley
9 years ago

Dead girls can’t say “no.”

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