Encourage Pom Poms

Encourage Pom Poms

posted on 21 Sep 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

Small text at top of packaging says:

“Variety color”
“a best friend for you and your partner”
“Jump…Music” “Go! Clap!!”

“Modern Design.
Skilful [sic] Manufacture.
Superior Performance.
Perfect in Workmanship.
High standard in
quality And hygiene.

Photo courtesy of Tessie Bylund.
Package of Pom Poms.

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GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

Yeah, if my parents hadn’t drank so much when I was a kid, I would never be where I am today.
Thanks Mom & Dad!

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

The ultimate in Cheerleader Convenience: Shake your pom-poms during the game, drink them after the game. No fuss, no muss.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Ribbed for her pleasure.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Pom pom hygiene is important.
Tell your partner.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Don’t drink and cheerlead!

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Love Potion # 9

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The Communists like to pompom a lot during Mao Tse Tung era and now they make big business out of selling pompom.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Drink for them; Colourful for them. The sacrifices we make for THEM.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Encourage Pom Poms! Because books are so overrated!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Skilful Manufacture… all the way from China! Caution: may contain traces of lead, formaldehyde, and/or melamine.

coffeebot
11 years ago

Extra ribbed for *wink* hygiene

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

It’s never too soon to start getting your kids ready for college!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Maybe they should just encourage lucid English instead.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

People having clap, will not be punished by the official organ.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

I’ll drink to that!

DECMATH
11 years ago

Small text at top of uniform says:
“not available to players after the game”

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Hmm… Japanese Ariana and the Japanese perfect cheer. Whoa… these pants are tight.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

It worries me that they’re encouraging cheerleaders from age 3+… 😮

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Drink drinker for them, colour colourful for them…
(And maybe encourage them not to choose Cheerleading as a career? 🙂 )

DieselDragon
11 years ago

In Soviet Russia, football players cheer YOU! 🙂

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

It puts the encourage in the cheerleader or else it gets the pom-pom again.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

The colourful makes me want to clap; the hygiene keeps me from getting the clap.

pamela38
pamela38
11 years ago

Hygienic pompoms! are they by O.B. ?

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Gotta love a product that promotes drinking and also cheerleading.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Don’t encourage them.

Arnas
Arnas
11 years ago

Stall Guy: That will cost you 60 claps
You: *claps 60 times* Here you go. To be honest. My hands hurt really bad now.
Stall Guy: No no, you pay at the stall over there.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Drink Drinker for them.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Some people say that cheerleading is a longtime tradition celebrating team spirit. Others say it’s a longtime tradition celebrating oversized hair! 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Goooo, Engrish! Rah rah rah! Oops, I mean Lah lah lah! 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

“A best friend for you and your partner” …this is a kid’s toy??? 😮

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Yes, just like the Hello Kitty shoulder massager was a kids toy.

(He’s not making this up folks)

http://www.geekstuff4u.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/H/e/Hello-Kitty-Vibrating-Shoulder-Massager-000_1.jpg

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

2 – 4 – 6 – 8!
ENGRISH.COM is really great!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Hory Clap ! Those are some nice porn porns you have there !

Tehani
Tehani
11 years ago

Share the Encouragement with your partner and GO CLAP! Hip-Hip Hooray!!

richy
richy
11 years ago

they allow 3 year olds to drink for them?

Kiael
Kiael
10 years ago

Or just confuse the HELL out of them!

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

“Are you a girl? Do you wish to be sexually assaulted while under the influence of liquor? Drink for them and then get yourself a pair of Encourage Pom-Poms, you will feel the difference.”

RJ
RJ
9 years ago

Drink for them, so they don’t have to!

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