I feel a stiff wind…

I feel a stiff wind…

posted on 12 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Rachel Chen.
Found in Singapore at a construction site.

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richy
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richy

Oh wait nevermind he has E.D. its cool.

Austin
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Austin

Do not disturb!

Sonny
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Sonny

ERECTION IN PROGRESS……PHAKING TO FOLLOW

Spoon
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Spoon

Get that poor bastard some Suppressex!

yoyo
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yoyo

Presumably a wood yard.

Camping of the Spherical Knifes
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Camping of the Spherical Knifes

I think they meant erection as in building “erecting the monument”. Its good English, but how they phrased it along with accompanying graphic…

random09
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random09

seriously, i havent seen this sign in singapore.

Villamor
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No wonder why there’s OVERPOPULATION!!

arasuki
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arasuki

this is my type of construction site =D
*wink wink, nudge nudge*

Ella
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Ella

Cover the block… block of “life”.
WTF?
XD
I suck at captions…

juno
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juno

i would definitely register!

Pete
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Pete

Wow…FOUR of ’em?
If that ain’t proof extraterrestrials exist, I dunno what is!

Pete
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Pete

AKA “He goes 4 ways!”

Daybud
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Daybud

Hey man, do my low-hangers and hard-on make it look like and asterisk?

Mr X
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It takes time, alright?!

fixit
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fixit

it’s a capitalist’s slogan. ERECTION IN PROGRESS– NO ERECTION IN POVERTY.

Hiatus
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Hiatus

Please have your condoms ready.

chidernat
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chidernat

menage a trois won’t do. How about menage a cinq?

Jimmeyred
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Jimmeyred

And he’s only and X, wait till you see the XL

John van Rooyen
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Sounds like a big one too!

Detective Kitty
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Detective Kitty

Do not disturb!!! unless you are a hot chick!!!

Raymund Victor
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Raymund Victor

now there’s one thats had one too many at the “Big Banana” in Coffs Harbour… hehehe

Ferry Antoni
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Now THIS is what I call creative. I think they meant to write it in such a way that it is ambiguous in meaning. And it is this AMBIGUITY that makes it fun or funny. I like it. Two thumbs up!

Perv
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Perv

Buy an X-erection today! Because women also have two hands and a mouth.

Krzysztof
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Krzysztof

It says in Chinese: building in progress, please not use.

donner
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it’s professor charles x xavier’s grandson’s building in progress!!!

chieromancer
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chieromancer

Don’t cross, but you can touch.

Jim
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Jim

Avoid man with funny handle

iM CRAZY!!
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iM CRAZY!!

HA HA, dangelly bits…

Liam
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Liam

The true do-not-disturb sign

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches?

DFlyinLion
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DFlyinLion

q: hows it hangin buddy?
a: dude… all over the place

DFlyinLion
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DFlyinLion

how does he answer when the tailor asks which way he dresses?

bobdog
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Let’s fall in line! first come per serve!

abopone
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abopone

‘You can’t stop progress !

scars
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scars

Hang this on the bathroom door and the wife will get fed up.

– “Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches dear?”
+”I’m trying here, don’t disturb!”
-“Next time take some viagra, you old sausage..”

doodlebug
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doodlebug

So THAT’S how Genghis Khan populated Asia…

dee-o
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dee-o

such a big turn-on

janb
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janb

It will happen evely molning.

Doug
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Doug

That’s the sign on my viagra bottle.

Casey
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Casey

X marks the spot!

Gerson
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Gerson

This sign is found in all Japanese bordellos…

I know its not supposed to be that hard to do it, but with these signs they are just making it way too hard for me….

SuSu
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SuSu

Bob’s having an election in bed.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– How do you make an erection cross?
– Put a red ‘X’ over its midsection!

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