I feel a stiff wind…

I feel a stiff wind…

posted on 12 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Rachel Chen.
Found in Singapore at a construction site.

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richy
richy
10 years ago

Oh wait nevermind he has E.D. its cool.

Austin
Austin
10 years ago

Do not disturb!

Sonny
Sonny
10 years ago

ERECTION IN PROGRESS……PHAKING TO FOLLOW

Spoon
Spoon
10 years ago

Get that poor bastard some Suppressex!

yoyo
yoyo
10 years ago

Presumably a wood yard.

Camping of the Spherical Knifes
Camping of the Spherical Knifes
10 years ago

I think they meant erection as in building “erecting the monument”. Its good English, but how they phrased it along with accompanying graphic…

random09
random09
10 years ago

seriously, i havent seen this sign in singapore.

Villamor
10 years ago

No wonder why there’s OVERPOPULATION!!

arasuki
arasuki
10 years ago

this is my type of construction site =D
*wink wink, nudge nudge*

Ella
Ella
10 years ago

Cover the block… block of “life”.
WTF?
XD
I suck at captions…

juno
juno
10 years ago

i would definitely register!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Wow…FOUR of ’em?
If that ain’t proof extraterrestrials exist, I dunno what is!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

AKA “He goes 4 ways!”

Daybud
Daybud
10 years ago

Hey man, do my low-hangers and hard-on make it look like and asterisk?

Mr X
10 years ago

It takes time, alright?!

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

it’s a capitalist’s slogan. ERECTION IN PROGRESS– NO ERECTION IN POVERTY.

Hiatus
Hiatus
10 years ago

Please have your condoms ready.

chidernat
chidernat
10 years ago

menage a trois won’t do. How about menage a cinq?

Jimmeyred
Jimmeyred
10 years ago

And he’s only and X, wait till you see the XL

John van Rooyen
10 years ago

Sounds like a big one too!

Detective Kitty
Detective Kitty
10 years ago

Do not disturb!!! unless you are a hot chick!!!

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

now there’s one thats had one too many at the “Big Banana” in Coffs Harbour… hehehe

Ferry Antoni
10 years ago

Now THIS is what I call creative. I think they meant to write it in such a way that it is ambiguous in meaning. And it is this AMBIGUITY that makes it fun or funny. I like it. Two thumbs up!

Perv
Perv
10 years ago

Buy an X-erection today! Because women also have two hands and a mouth.

Krzysztof
Krzysztof
10 years ago

It says in Chinese: building in progress, please not use.

donner
10 years ago

it’s professor charles x xavier’s grandson’s building in progress!!!

chieromancer
chieromancer
10 years ago

Don’t cross, but you can touch.

Jim
Jim
10 years ago

Avoid man with funny handle

iM CRAZY!!
iM CRAZY!!
10 years ago

HA HA, dangelly bits…

Liam
Liam
10 years ago

The true do-not-disturb sign

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches?

DFlyinLion
DFlyinLion
10 years ago

q: hows it hangin buddy?
a: dude… all over the place

DFlyinLion
DFlyinLion
10 years ago

how does he answer when the tailor asks which way he dresses?

bobdog
10 years ago

Let’s fall in line! first come per serve!

abopone
abopone
10 years ago

‘You can’t stop progress !

scars
scars
10 years ago

Hang this on the bathroom door and the wife will get fed up.

– “Give me a break! How long could it possibly take to reach 2 inches dear?”
+”I’m trying here, don’t disturb!”
-“Next time take some viagra, you old sausage..”

doodlebug
doodlebug
9 years ago

So THAT’S how Genghis Khan populated Asia…

dee-o
dee-o
9 years ago

such a big turn-on

janb
janb
9 years ago

It will happen evely molning.

Doug
Doug
9 years ago

That’s the sign on my viagra bottle.

Casey
Casey
9 years ago

X marks the spot!

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

This sign is found in all Japanese bordellos…

I know its not supposed to be that hard to do it, but with these signs they are just making it way too hard for me….

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

Bob’s having an election in bed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– How do you make an erection cross?
– Put a red ‘X’ over its midsection!

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