I feel a stiff wind…

I feel a stiff wind…

posted on 12 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Rachel Chen.
Found in Singapore at a construction site.

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Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
12 years ago

“I’ll be coming back later, no worries!”

Amanak
Amanak
12 years ago

In four different directions?

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Coming soon.

Jay
Jay
12 years ago

I always thought it was just one to a customer. I guess that’s why there’s only 1.3 billion people in China.

anonymous
anonymous
12 years ago

Confusing. Am I allowed to have one, or not?

Feather-Pluff
Feather-Pluff
12 years ago

The arrows point to the many directions they can erect.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Erection in Progress! Cover it up with a big X!

anonymous
anonymous
12 years ago

Proof that extraterrestrial aliens exist.
He’s got FOUR of ’em!!!

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Hey, Baby! I think I’m going to need a bigger X!

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

X marks the spot!

anonymous
anonymous
12 years ago

Which “raises” the question (haha)….is that for 4 GF’s or does his GF have 4 also???

anonymous
anonymous
12 years ago

Otherwise known as “Woody X”.

The name of a black Muslim, or a useful tool for embarrassing moments?

You be the judge!

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Figs leaves are less cumbersome…

anonymous
anonymous
12 years ago

So, you want a job, eh?

OK, I need you to walk around town all day with this huge “X” around your midsection. I’ll pay you Â¥50 an hour.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Every day the construction workers would gather at one end of the site to watch Ms. Porn come to work…

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Sign found directly under another sign that says “I’m Here.”

DieselDragon
12 years ago

…Soon to be followed by a sexual harassment lawsuit! 😉

DieselDragon
12 years ago

Thank goodness for censorship! 😀

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Sir, is that a voting stylus or are you just happy to see me?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

Singapore has a problem with declining birth rate and this sign is to encourage and remind people to fulfill their duty as a good citizen

Cysma
Cysma
12 years ago

I have a feeling he’s erecting more than a dispenser…

anonymous
anonymous
12 years ago

Diesel Dragon, I think you’re talking about Japanese polling stations.

Chinese has both L and R and they’re distinct.
Japanese has only one sound that’s really close to both, and can sound like either L or R

Alex Sortor
12 years ago

this one looks like it was done on purpose…

theillen
theillen
12 years ago

Please pull the lever that indicates your choice.

Cbass
12 years ago

Because sometimes, it happens all of sudden…

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
12 years ago

And after that, we commence with the screwing!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Will be huge, red and spread across four directions upon completion.

pamela38
pamela38
12 years ago

He goes four ways!

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

*beeeep beeeeep beeeeep beeeep* No, that’s NOT a truck backing up.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
12 years ago

you should see the wrecking balls

Xila
Xila
12 years ago

“If this sign is posted for longer than four hours, please call 911.”

Kiael
Kiael
12 years ago

No peeking!

Kiael
Kiael
12 years ago

This year I’m gonna REALY stick it to the man!

I do NOT want to see the write-ins!

Vote Volcesk!

Water imp
Water imp
12 years ago

Too much Extenze is never enough.

larry kean
larry kean
12 years ago

Entering No Boner Zone

Kelly
Kelly
12 years ago

Who´s ready for a 5-way?

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

Whoever translated this really pulled a boner.

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

We are holding free erections.

AtomicLlama
AtomicLlama
12 years ago

Steer Election

alex trebucq
alex trebucq
12 years ago

Gives hole new meaning to tying a 2X4 over you ass to stop from falling in.

nani
12 years ago

that sign is clear enough

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

I just hope the job isn’t too hard-on them. But it sounds like it’s a big one.

Jeff
Jeff
12 years ago

If it isn’t finished in 4 hours, please call my doctor.

Dekunoboh
Dekunoboh
12 years ago

Is that a banana in progress, or…?

Ednaboy
Ednaboy
12 years ago

My God! That looks painful!

ted john zhou
ted john zhou
12 years ago

Stupid censorship

Eleanor
Eleanor
12 years ago

He’s clearly doing helicopter!

Josh
Josh
12 years ago

What’s great about this is that they didn’t mean “election.” The Chinese characters say “construction.” Therefore, this was not a simple misspelling.

Dave
Dave
12 years ago

Is Bill Clinton running for governor again?

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