I like the hands on approach…

I like the hands on approach…

posted on 15 Sep 2009 in Clothing


T-shirt found in Japan.

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whirlabou
whirlabou
11 years ago

Touching you, touching me, wasn’t that a song by ABBA?

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Until being arrested by the Police absolutely! 😮

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

He touches himself at night. Politely.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I bet he only goes to that store for the melons… 🙂

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Just as long as you don’t tout me there !

DieselDragon
11 years ago

An open supporter of the crazy beharior… 😉

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

That’s a touchy issue!

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Let’s all get slapped in return politely!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Well,… as long as it’s done “politely”…

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

Grope only with proper etiquette.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Hey, Janet Weiss! We found who stole your T-shirt!”

coffeebot
11 years ago

Still not a good touch…

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Just to be certain this is hands-on

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

In today’s financial news, Unilever has been forced to reconsider their relatively lenient alcohol policy within their advertising department.

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

But watch your hands first, please.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Please wash your hands, politely.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

He seems to have an invisible touch, but at least he’s polite about it.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Member of the Frisk Squad

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Say “please”.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

When I think about you I touch myself.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Do not touch unclaimed objects and humans.

SF
SF
11 years ago

The invisible hand of the new capitalism.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Groping on trains appears to be a national sport in Japan.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

This is NOT a petting zoo…

cecily
cecily
11 years ago

Good manners are no excuse for invading one’s personal space.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Excuse me, good lady, but I have recently noted your outstanding physical attributes, whose voluptuous features demand my excited senses to relieve the anxiety to discover their feeling.

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

You have 20 minutes to take your hands off me!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Man: Excuse me, Miss, but may I touch you?
Woman: No Sir, you may not.
Man: But I was being polite!
Woman: So was I. I said “No Sir, you may not.”
Man: That’s it! This shirt is going right back to the store!!

Poisonous Gus
Poisonous Gus
11 years ago

Pinky finger raised, the rest squeezing the boobie.

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

dont touch doubtful things

Brad Hoffman
Brad Hoffman
11 years ago

she puts the lotion in the bucket or she gets the hose again!

Zak
Zak
11 years ago

No. That’s Neil Diamond – Sweet Caraoline

Adrian
Adrian
11 years ago

‘Touch All’?!?!? Tall order for Mr. Small Hands there! Still he is quite polite……

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

And please do not have the erection in progress…

chickenflyedlice
chickenflyedlice
11 years ago

him have rissues

richy
richy
11 years ago

It seems he didn’t skip the RAPE!!! lmao

BARNEY
10 years ago

i touch you
you touch me
were a happy family….

barney

JacobL
JacobL
10 years ago

I love myself, I want you to love me, when I feel down, I want you above me.

Hiatus
Hiatus
10 years ago

… And let’s grope agressively!

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

he doesnt just go after the melons… he also goes after the bananas, cucumbers, and eggplants as well…

chikinpunkpie
chikinpunkpie
10 years ago

I guess that’d be ‘light petting’

John M
10 years ago

No, touching dirty makes the heart grow fonder.

RJ
RJ
9 years ago

Nothing worse than impolite touch.

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