Makes the Dumb Dumber

Makes the Dumb Dumber

posted on 17 Sep 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Nothing’s free. Pay, payer.

Photo courtesy of Roberto Tietzmann.
Liquor found in Brazil.

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coffeebot
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Great, instructions right on the front!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

I also drink moderately. I always keep a case of Moderately under the bed. (Dean Martin)

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Drunk Drunker!

beechoak
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beechoak

You don’t have to tell me twice, twicer.

beechoak
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beechoak

Drink, drinker. Drunk, drunker. Sleep, sleeper.

Pete
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Pete

Evidence of what happens when i have a bottle in front of me AND a frontal lobotomy!

Pete
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Pete

What directions are put on the cover of Brazilian condoms?
“Rub, Rubber” ???

Grifter
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Grifter

At least we know who the Beer Bearer is.

Blaze
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Blaze

I really, really want to! I need it so bad! But I’m supposed to be tonight’s designated driver. So I guess I’ll just sob, sober.

Engrish Puns again! HEYO!

pamela38
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pamela38

Drink Drinker! Drank…drunk!

Jay
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Jay

Drinkest.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Served in finer restaurants like Eat.

Also available in the liquor aisle at Store.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

But, the bottle TOLD me to!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Barkeeper: What will it be?
Customer: Drink!
Barkeeper: Uh-huh? Such as…
Customer: Drink Drinker!
Barkeeper: You’ve had too much already.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

We’ve secretly replaced Kanye West’s cognac with Drink Drinker. Let’s see if he notices the difference…

Jetsuzu
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Jetsuzu

shut up, bottle! you’re not the boss of me!

Veggiet
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Veggiet

See Drinker drink, drink drinker drink.
See Drinker get drunk, poor drinker.

Japifer
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Japifer

It goes well with Food Fooder.

tekleader
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tekleader

In Soviet Russia, wine drinks you!

Ani
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Ani

We now need to find an Engrish with the equivalent with the “grenade” fire extinguisher in the toidy.

(Sh*t, Sh*tter??)

Ani
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Ani

What might be fun is to reverse the order! Examples:

Drinker – > Drink
Blubber – > Blub
etc.

Any good ones folks can think of?

Dude
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Dude

Drink Drinker, it’s the drinkest drink out there!

theillen
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theillen

I Drink Drinker.
Huh…
Might explain why I puke puker.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

From the makers of Drink, Drank, Drunk.

Alex Sortor
Guest

Drink Drinker
Buy Buyer
Sell Seller
Read Reader
Write Writer
Type Typer
Pee Peer
Puke Puker
Rap Rapper
Rape Raper
Play Player
Kill Killer
Snipe Sniper
etc…

coffeebot
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Hey Alex Sortor I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish but Beyonce has one of the best videos of the year.

Terryl
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Terryl

The instruction only says ‘drink’. Nothing says i have to pay for it.

Steve
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Steve

I wonder if the Marketing department in ‘Drink inc.’ argued into the early hours on the finer points what to name their latest beverage?

NeutrinoX
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NeutrinoX

Drink Drunker decides to rebrand for a clearer message.

Antopomorficus
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Antopomorficus

Nobody paid actually atention at the bottle of “contini”, man this shop is priceless! Where is the Jaques Deniels?

Adrian
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Adrian

As long as it makes her Pretty, Prettier…..

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Lay bricks, bricklayer! Lay plums, plumber! Oh wait…

Chris
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Chris

Wine Winer.

Kuro
Guest

After the UK government’s push for more accurate drink labelling, even this blindingly obvious drink was renamed- to Drunk Drinker.

Arnas
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Arnas

Lick Liquor

richy
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richy

“i was toally hammered when i made that label” – labeler

vtlvr09
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vtlvr09

Drink Drinker… Makes the drunk drunker!

john
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Type – ^ writer
Rap – ^ rapist
Bull – ^ shittest

JacobL
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JacobL

drink drinker causes me to fart farter… hmm..

lynobach
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lynobach

Drink……Drinker…..Drinkiest!!!!

drink drinker
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drink drinker

would not mind a smok smoker with it too

Raymund Victor
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Raymund Victor

yo dawg! i heard you like drinking! so i put a drink in your drink so you can get drunk while youre drunk!

ancheta
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ancheta

drink, drinker, drinkerer.

John M
Guest

Drink, Drinker, Drinkiest. Take me drunk I’m home!

Erlili
Guest

I can see the people who gave this drink its title had quite an imagination.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Drink! Feck! Girls! Arse!

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