Makes the Dumb Dumber

Makes the Dumb Dumber

posted on 17 Sep 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Nothing’s free. Pay, payer.

Photo courtesy of Roberto Tietzmann.
Liquor found in Brazil.

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coffeebot
11 years ago

Great, instructions right on the front!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

I also drink moderately. I always keep a case of Moderately under the bed. (Dean Martin)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Drunk Drunker!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

You don’t have to tell me twice, twicer.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Drink, drinker. Drunk, drunker. Sleep, sleeper.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Evidence of what happens when i have a bottle in front of me AND a frontal lobotomy!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

What directions are put on the cover of Brazilian condoms?
“Rub, Rubber” ???

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

At least we know who the Beer Bearer is.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

I really, really want to! I need it so bad! But I’m supposed to be tonight’s designated driver. So I guess I’ll just sob, sober.

Engrish Puns again! HEYO!

pamela38
pamela38
11 years ago

Drink Drinker! Drank…drunk!

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Drinkest.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Served in finer restaurants like Eat.

Also available in the liquor aisle at Store.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

But, the bottle TOLD me to!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Barkeeper: What will it be?
Customer: Drink!
Barkeeper: Uh-huh? Such as…
Customer: Drink Drinker!
Barkeeper: You’ve had too much already.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

We’ve secretly replaced Kanye West’s cognac with Drink Drinker. Let’s see if he notices the difference…

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

shut up, bottle! you’re not the boss of me!

Veggiet
Veggiet
11 years ago

See Drinker drink, drink drinker drink.
See Drinker get drunk, poor drinker.

Japifer
Japifer
11 years ago

It goes well with Food Fooder.

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

In Soviet Russia, wine drinks you!

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

We now need to find an Engrish with the equivalent with the “grenade” fire extinguisher in the toidy.

(Sh*t, Sh*tter??)

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

What might be fun is to reverse the order! Examples:

Drinker – > Drink
Blubber – > Blub
etc.

Any good ones folks can think of?

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Drink Drinker, it’s the drinkest drink out there!

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

I Drink Drinker.
Huh…
Might explain why I puke puker.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

From the makers of Drink, Drank, Drunk.

Alex Sortor
11 years ago

Drink Drinker
Buy Buyer
Sell Seller
Read Reader
Write Writer
Type Typer
Pee Peer
Puke Puker
Rap Rapper
Rape Raper
Play Player
Kill Killer
Snipe Sniper
etc…

coffeebot
11 years ago

Hey Alex Sortor I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish but Beyonce has one of the best videos of the year.

Terryl
Terryl
11 years ago

The instruction only says ‘drink’. Nothing says i have to pay for it.

Steve
Steve
11 years ago

I wonder if the Marketing department in ‘Drink inc.’ argued into the early hours on the finer points what to name their latest beverage?

NeutrinoX
NeutrinoX
11 years ago

Drink Drunker decides to rebrand for a clearer message.

Antopomorficus
Antopomorficus
11 years ago

Nobody paid actually atention at the bottle of “contini”, man this shop is priceless! Where is the Jaques Deniels?

Adrian
Adrian
11 years ago

As long as it makes her Pretty, Prettier…..

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Lay bricks, bricklayer! Lay plums, plumber! Oh wait…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Wine Winer.

Kuro
11 years ago

After the UK government’s push for more accurate drink labelling, even this blindingly obvious drink was renamed- to Drunk Drinker.

Arnas
Arnas
11 years ago

Lick Liquor

richy
richy
11 years ago

“i was toally hammered when i made that label” – labeler

vtlvr09
vtlvr09
11 years ago

Drink Drinker… Makes the drunk drunker!

john
10 years ago

Type – ^ writer
Rap – ^ rapist
Bull – ^ shittest

JacobL
JacobL
10 years ago

drink drinker causes me to fart farter… hmm..

lynobach
lynobach
10 years ago

Drink……Drinker…..Drinkiest!!!!

drink drinker
drink drinker
10 years ago

would not mind a smok smoker with it too

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

yo dawg! i heard you like drinking! so i put a drink in your drink so you can get drunk while youre drunk!

ancheta
ancheta
10 years ago

drink, drinker, drinkerer.

John M
10 years ago

Drink, Drinker, Drinkiest. Take me drunk I’m home!

Erlili
8 years ago

I can see the people who gave this drink its title had quite an imagination.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Drink! Feck! Girls! Arse!

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