Mama’s Boy Restaurant

Priceless.

For Japanese guys who regress into childhood and need a hit of their mama’s omelette rice w/ketchup in order to function in daily life.

Opening next month in Shinjuku: Mama’s Boy Curry Rice.

Our onipresent mama’s boy enjoys the taste of mom, her heart , lungs you name it

Right next to Pantywaste Pasteries…

Oepidus gives it two thumbs up!

Sounds to me like somebody needs to be weaned!

… and for dessert: Cookies & warm milk and a bedtime story…

… across the street from Yo’ Mama’s Boy – Chitlins & Grits

great …. a racist restaurant

If you want a shop based on wheat, there’s a Sugar Daddy’s down the street.

Rice, Rice, Baby!

I almost died. I saw this warm, welcoming, white light at the end of a long dark tunnel. It was rice.

For brown rice go next door to Yo’ Momma’s Home Boy.

“The space of healing spreads out?!?? Aw, man! It’s hospital food!!!”

I’ll be eating in the Mezzanine… I hear the atmosphere is lighter and warmer up there.

aka: MILF Shop

The taste is nostalgic!

Who needs construction when you can just build new floors using light?

Japan, the worldwide headquarters for creepy incest stores.

MILE: Moms I’d Like to Eat

Before Big Boy grew up…

Oh dear…Who let Sigmund Freud open a resturant? 😮

“Light inserts the second and third floor”…Damn, I wish I was that strong! 🙂

That last sentance makes me think this should’ve really been filed under “Adult Engrish”…

It puts the mom in both the heart and the stomach.

Norman Bates, head chef.

Wow, Japanese rednecks. Who woulda thunk it?

Mama’s Boy Ome-rice & Pasta: Proudly supported by the Ku Klux Klan & Hannibal Lecter!

Food for your Oedipus complex

Ome don’t play dat

I can almost taste the mom

They were going to call it Pathetic Guys in Their Mid-Thirties Who Still Live With Their Mom Restaurant, but it wouldn’t fit on the sign. 🙂

It really is just like eating with your mom at home! The chef serves nothing but leftovers, tells you to eat all your vegetables or no dessert, and afterwards you have to help her wash the dishes! 🙂

Mama’s Boy: A subsidiary of Apron Hugers R Us.

Got MILF ?

What on earth did Mom slip into the translator’s pasta?

I always wanted to taste a mom

Om nom mom.

Obama’s favorite restaurant. The feminists evil are turning him into “mama’s boy”; he dances to the feminism evil’s music. Guys pushing baby-carts, stay at home and woman goes to work and drink beer, where are your pride? Man? Your fists aren’t decorations.

“A warm, healing, light producing Ome rice and pasta” , Now with extra artifical mom flavor added!

when republicans emigrate

I like MILFs as much is anyone but thats just wrong.

I knew we shouldn’t have breast-fed…

Mom…you need a shower.

mm….’mom’ so warm and delightful….’

I am white
spreads out
light
and is warm

who am I?

Those darn MILFs are at it again..

Hey Seigi,
Where are your education?Man? Now please stop gracing us with your highly evolved and ever-so-intelligent opinions, nimrod.

Mom taste best with salt god fillet

Mmm… It’s like what your mom used to make, only carbs.

Mama’s Boy: for that home cooked food mama used to make.