Manicure Set

When the Guantanamo prisoners heard torture was outlawed, everybody signed up to have their nails done!

My what large hands you have.

For that really stubborn in-grown toenail.

The manicure set for REAL men! 🙂

Go to the store and get me a six pack of nail polish.

In the middle east… yes, this is a manicure set. They don’t just cut your nails, you’ll never have to worry about them growing back ever!

Madge was so surpised at how TRUTHFUL the customers became at the nail salon…

Welcome to the Medievil Spa. As an option, today you can have a blood letting with leaches while you receive your manicure!

for WHAT?…

for WHAT?!??? … a Wookie???

China’s answer to waterboarding: “Talk, or you get THIS.”

Special pack for North Korean Military customers (includes scalpel and testicle remover) available for an additional ¥2,500.

The Europeans think all Americans are cowboys. The Chinese must think we’re all Frankenstein.

Manicure Inquisition-style!

This way if you use the bottle opener instead of twisting the cap off, you won’t run the risk of breaking a nail.

You got a six-pack? I got a TEN pack!

No one escapes the Chinese inquisition!

Of course I’m not intoxicated, officer. I’ve just been for a manicure.

Chinese efficiency: “Nailpolish remover” that simply removes the nail.

This isn’t what I meant when I asked for one of those new digital corkscrews.

keeps your beer and wine bottle looking great

Manicure set for horses and elephants

“Madge, is this Palmolive Liquid I’m soaking in?”

“No, it’s MD 20/20.”

The better to scratch you with, my dear….

Word quickly spread through the dorm not to let Beth do your nails.

Mani cures for the common sobriety.

Enthusiastically received by consumers who strive to keep their spirits well-trimmed!

The secret of manicurists everywhere – it’s a lot easier when the customer is passed out on the floor.

And do-it-yourself surgery kit…

I am a man in cure, that’s why I need to drink a lot!

… and you don’t want to see the Pedicure Kit!

for the man whose as hard as nails!!

It’s for opening your make-up, can’t you see that?

Lloyd Christmas’s manicure set.

“Take the prisoner to the tortu….errrrr…….manicure chamber!”

Puts the MAN in manicure ! (Maybe just the MANIC !)

For some reason, I never have any repeat customers

AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!

Manicure set for masochists

The only nail colour option is red though…

How am supposed to open this bottle with file set?

Looks more like it’s supposed to help you get hammered.

You should see their excellent range of sex toys.

“Madge, DISHwashing Liquid?”
“No, Waterboarding. You’re soaking in it!”

What doesn’t kill you make you…prettier.

Ouch.

Cheers!

….for Dexter Morgan.

They don’t **** around in China…

Is this like “cow tools”