Manicure Set

Manicure Set

posted on 3 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Kay Streubel.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

When the Guantanamo prisoners heard torture was outlawed, everybody signed up to have their nails done!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

My what large hands you have.

ez
ez
11 years ago

For that really stubborn in-grown toenail.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

The manicure set for REAL men! 🙂

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Go to the store and get me a six pack of nail polish.

Pikon
Pikon
11 years ago

In the middle east… yes, this is a manicure set. They don’t just cut your nails, you’ll never have to worry about them growing back ever!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Madge was so surpised at how TRUTHFUL the customers became at the nail salon…

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

Welcome to the Medievil Spa. As an option, today you can have a blood letting with leaches while you receive your manicure!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

for WHAT?…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

for WHAT?!??? … a Wookie???

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

China’s answer to waterboarding: “Talk, or you get THIS.”

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Special pack for North Korean Military customers (includes scalpel and testicle remover) available for an additional ¥2,500.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

The Europeans think all Americans are cowboys. The Chinese must think we’re all Frankenstein.

McBee
McBee
11 years ago

Manicure Inquisition-style!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

This way if you use the bottle opener instead of twisting the cap off, you won’t run the risk of breaking a nail.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

You got a six-pack? I got a TEN pack!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

No one escapes the Chinese inquisition!

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Of course I’m not intoxicated, officer. I’ve just been for a manicure.

dangevin
11 years ago

Chinese efficiency: “Nailpolish remover” that simply removes the nail.

dangevin
11 years ago

This isn’t what I meant when I asked for one of those new digital corkscrews.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

keeps your beer and wine bottle looking great

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Manicure set for horses and elephants

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Madge, is this Palmolive Liquid I’m soaking in?”

“No, it’s MD 20/20.”

Bystander
Bystander
11 years ago

The better to scratch you with, my dear….

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Word quickly spread through the dorm not to let Beth do your nails.

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
11 years ago

Mani cures for the common sobriety.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Enthusiastically received by consumers who strive to keep their spirits well-trimmed!

Lucy
Lucy
11 years ago

The secret of manicurists everywhere – it’s a lot easier when the customer is passed out on the floor.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

And do-it-yourself surgery kit…

Carlo
Carlo
11 years ago

I am a man in cure, that’s why I need to drink a lot!

Juulie
Juulie
11 years ago

… and you don’t want to see the Pedicure Kit!

emma
11 years ago

for the man whose as hard as nails!!

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

It’s for opening your make-up, can’t you see that?

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Lloyd Christmas’s manicure set.

Tehani
Tehani
11 years ago

“Take the prisoner to the tortu….errrrr…….manicure chamber!”

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Puts the MAN in manicure ! (Maybe just the MANIC !)

Rice1
11 years ago

For some reason, I never have any repeat customers

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!

Teru
Teru
11 years ago

Manicure set for masochists

pamela38
pamela38
11 years ago

The only nail colour option is red though…

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

How am supposed to open this bottle with file set?

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
11 years ago

Looks more like it’s supposed to help you get hammered.

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
11 years ago

You should see their excellent range of sex toys.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

“Madge, DISHwashing Liquid?”
“No, Waterboarding. You’re soaking in it!”

thomas
thomas
11 years ago

What doesn’t kill you make you…prettier.

Sael
Sael
11 years ago

Ouch.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Cheers!

buffy
buffy
11 years ago

….for Dexter Morgan.

Max
Max
11 years ago

They don’t **** around in China…

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Is this like “cow tools”

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