Manicure Set

Manicure Set

posted on 3 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Kay Streubel.

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Lanz16
11 years ago

I think that manicure set is designed for Elephants

Jori
Jori
11 years ago

You should see the pedicure set….

Jane's
Jane's
11 years ago

The Chinese Answer to the Swiss Army Knife

Phat
Phat
11 years ago

The only Manicure set endorsed by Chuck Norris

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

i see they finally auctioned off Hannibal Lecter’s “manicure” set….

arasuki
arasuki
11 years ago

They finally invented a manicure set for my dad

litik
litik
11 years ago

They definitely heard about Nine Inch Nails.

eazyduzit
eazyduzit
11 years ago

big black man: “hey buddy can i use your bottle opener to pop open my beer?”

chinese man: “no no no! dat is my manicure set. za bottle openah weell be fownd in my wife’s spa!”

robb
11 years ago

this might be legal to possess in a prison.
they’d love manicure.

suiboM
suiboM
11 years ago

How to recycle father’s day gift for mother’s day.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
11 years ago

When all specialists fail…

nani
nani
11 years ago

..and it works for me!

casey
casey
10 years ago

ouch

Wijdan
Wijdan
10 years ago

Now you can open up those nails for an even better cleaning!

Sammeh
Sammeh
10 years ago

It works for Edward Scissorhands or Freddy Krugger.

Austin Kendall
Austin Kendall
10 years ago

CAUTION! Only for those who want to pry their fingernails off, corkscrew their eyes out!

bright1eyes1
bright1eyes1
10 years ago

That’s what it feels like when the Asian ladies do my nails. Perhaps this is what they use in Beauty School…

james
james
10 years ago

It’s saws version of a manicure!

Mr. Briggs
Mr. Briggs
10 years ago

It was a gift for Superman, who had fingernails of steel.

Captaincumando
Captaincumando
10 years ago

Why keep cutting your nails every day, when you can cut your fingers off right now!

bigcountry
bigcountry
10 years ago

For those hard to manicure hands!

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
10 years ago

Hey doc! We’ve got someone here with some REALLY screwed up hands!

hejimony
hejimony
10 years ago

For Make Happy the Mangled Fingers

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

Finally, a manicure set for Robocop.

bobdog
10 years ago

I guess, they forgot to write the words ” for horse”

Kath
Kath
10 years ago

Finally, a manicure set for Wolverine.

amy
amy
10 years ago

ouch

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

The complete nail removal kit…for completely removing the nails!

Dave the Japan IT guy
Dave the Japan IT guy
10 years ago

OUCH!

dragon
dragon
10 years ago

Don’t buy it for mom!

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

If that’s your manicure set, I do’nt ever wanna see your fingernails!!!!

BAM1104
BAM1104
10 years ago

“Manicure Set”:Contents: 1 repackaged bottle opener. 1 Wine bottle opener. 1…….. Is that a fish on the side of it?

Greg
Greg
10 years ago

For the Jack Bauer in all of us.

chieromancer
chieromancer
10 years ago

From the Foster Brooks collection of fine grooming products.

“Drink enough and you won’t give a damn what your nails look like.”

iM CRAZY!!
iM CRAZY!!
10 years ago

side effects may include lose of lims

Anika
Anika
10 years ago

I think it broke my face, BUT MY NAILS LOOK FABULOUS !! 😀

Futurama
Futurama
10 years ago

Bender’s favorite

-
-
10 years ago

how fantastic! now, my left hand nails are holled, and some on my left hand are missing! the others have simply dissapered(along with the fingers)!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Then just pop the cork with your new steel fingernails! No fuss, no muss, no bother!

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

Do not mock Bigfoot’s manicure set.

Tatyana
Tatyana
10 years ago

Special Nazi addition, it seems…

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Meanwhile, across town, some other poor schmuck was trying to uncork his chardonnay with nail clippers.

DFlyinLion
DFlyinLion
10 years ago

makey you fingels plitty, no porish need. brood led onry corror. so solly miss morry.

Kurt Hudson
Kurt Hudson
10 years ago

You might feel a little pinch…

Clair
Clair
10 years ago

My nails look great! Well I should say my new nails, because after I used that my nails fell off…

Jacynda Hendriks
Jacynda Hendriks
10 years ago

Finally, Edward Sissorhands can style his claws!

Aliese
Aliese
10 years ago

You want pedicure? Only twenty dollah moah.

Doff
Doff
10 years ago

I bought this and I am now typing with a stick in my mouth.

CHF
CHF
9 years ago

Yes … that will cure you of being a man.

MGabbard
MGabbard
9 years ago

For the masochist that has everything…

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