Now I remember why I hate making tea…

Now I remember why I hate making tea…

posted on 27 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

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Tea from China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Hang on, I’m a little lost, is it the tea or the boiling water that swells.

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

Zen and the Art of being Anal Retentive over Beverages

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Clear as day. Unfortunately, so is my tea.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

I’ll just have coffee…

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Uh, yeah I’ll just go down the street to the coca-cola machine, thanks.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

It puts the teabag in the water, else it gets the inverse ratio again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Here in Texas, that’s how we make meth-amphetamines.

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Seems I always did it all wrong, the boiling water never burnt the tea set!

motordog
motordog
11 years ago

Oh, just make the damn tea!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Burnt tea is the major cause of global warming.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Our tea comes with leach as a complement.

coffeebot
11 years ago

By all means must!

Yugan
11 years ago

Like fruit put enter google translation’s speech, one word one word chase word capsize, that ? get arrive’s tie fruit then this style.

Yugan
11 years ago

based on this: 如果放入google translation的話,一字一字逐字翻,那麼得到的結果這樣。

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

In the future, all this will be condensed into, “Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.”

“Make it just so, Number One!”

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

In Soviet Russia, Tea drinks YOU.

(That old inverse ratio strikes again!)

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Gee! All these years I thought I knew how to make Tea.

Veggiet
Veggiet
11 years ago

I understood it all, until I got to the “Leach” part.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

I think the Theory of Relativity just got pwned by tea D:

They must served this at Roppongi Plaza hotel.
https://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/09/please-note-it.jpg

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Leaches? With TEA?
“GAGH!!!”

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

i’m gonna need some coffee just to keep myself awake to read the whole thing…

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

You’re all good if you can avoid the unusual smell.

Didone
Didone
11 years ago

Damn, I burnt the tea set again, what am I doing wrong here?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Me: Waiter, there’s a leach in my tea!
Water: That sucks!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

You simply MUST stay and have a cup of tea!

enLique
enLique
11 years ago

Didn’t anyone notice the tea must participate in a race? (150cc)

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

So I’ve been making tea wrong my whole life???

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

And hear I thought the British were anal about their tea.

CrazyDan
CrazyDan
11 years ago

I think these guys mistakenly wrote “Instructions for making tea” instead of “Instructions for creating a stable wormhole transport system”…

YJ
YJ
11 years ago

This is why I hate chemistry labs.

heehee
heehee
11 years ago

yeah… wait. what?????

Francois
Francois
11 years ago

Right, now for the slightly easier lesson. How to start the reactor!

Sunshine Place
Sunshine Place
11 years ago

There is an erection in progress; right amounts swelled several times in an inverse ratio to tout the water soaks, the world comments.

MeNotYou
MeNotYou
11 years ago

The tea puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Sonny
Sonny
11 years ago

AND THEY SAY DRINKING TEA MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER ! YOU HAVE TO LIVE LONGER IF IT TAKES SO BLOODY LONG TO MAKE ONE CUP OF TEA 😀

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
10 years ago

Good thing it’s not confusing.

JacobL
JacobL
10 years ago

And I need a flux capacitor to make tea now?? I used to be able just to put it in water.

drink drinker
drink drinker
10 years ago

i dont want the damn tea anymore, give me a coke

SM
SM
10 years ago

Ah! I’ve always liked the warmth of the concurrently acceleration tea taste leaching.

Dean Clarke
Dean Clarke
10 years ago

Very thank for this post. Personally likes fluctuating because following these directions very hard and tea quality most fluctuates.

bipolar bear
bipolar bear
10 years ago

If you use more than 3g of tea, remember to use your anti-G suit to prevent loss of consciousness.

ray
ray
10 years ago

Just give us a beer thanks.

ray
ray
10 years ago

So tell me , how do you make coffee.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I’d rather talk about a black ho’, please.

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