Please note it.

Please note it.

posted on 20 Sep 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Pavel Viaznikov.
Found adjacent to elevator at Roppongi Plaza, Tokyo
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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Willy Wonka’s elevator has some competition…

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Not excluded: Longitude and Latitude.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

I hate trying to find a good hotel when I’m gonna go on vacation.
Especially one that moves >.<

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

“Time zone cannot use the elevator excluding the person who use this building one and hotel of the Roppongi plaza which it moves in midnight and early morning.”

E=mc2th ?

Yugan
11 years ago

Thank you, that notice makes everything crystal clear!

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

(noted in diary at 1:00 am)

I gotta swear off that Drink, Drinker these people import from Brazil when I go out to hit the Roppongi clubs…I coulda SWORE my hotel was RIGHT HERE when I left my room at 10 tonight…

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Oh. Now I see what I was doing wrong.

Miccos
Miccos
11 years ago

So people in the Japanese time zone can’t use the evalator?…

Aaaah… so that’s why it’s not possible to go to other floors…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

It’s just a jump to the left…

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

I’ll take the stairs.

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

Geez, I’d figured they could bend the rules a little if I go through all the trouble of going near the place.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

“We don’t serve time zones here.”

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Three bottles of Drink Drinker are required for passengers wishing to understand and use the Lift Lifter.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Actually this sign might be so difficult to understand, I’ll try to translate it for anyone who’s curious or otherwise mystified: 🙂

{b}[b] Please note: [/b]{/b}
Between the hours of midnight and 6:00 AM, the elevator may only be used by guests staying at the Roppongi Plaza Hotel.
Furthermore, guests will only be able to access the floor upon which they are staying, even if they wish to access hotel facilities located on other floors.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I’d better ask if they have any rooms on the ground floor… 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Please also pay attention to the Hotel Passenger Notice which normally applies between the hours of midnight and 6:00 AM, or whenever the hotel is in motion. 🙂

coffeebot
11 years ago

I live in Eastern/Daylight Savings: does this apply me?

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

please take stairs from afternoon to midnight.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Does bibulosity have anything to do with this sign?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Japgrish signs: They’re to be noted, not understood.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Finally Howl’s Moving Castle by Hayao Miyazaki becomes a reality and it’s been converted into a Hotel.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Welcome to Hogwarts. Please enjoy the Moving stairs and ever changing floors.

Paul
Paul
11 years ago

They must be talking about me, because I only move in midnight and early morning. At other hours I avoid being noticed by remaining perfectly still and blending into the wallpaper. I guess I’m hoofing it from now on.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Taking of stairs will be punished by the official organ.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Does anyone on know a hotel where the timezone can use the elevator? Is this like a human embodiment of the time zone? Do they have other rules like “Father time cannot use the subway?”

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Coming soon to a theater near you, “The Time and Space Travelling Elevator Operator’s Wife.”

Jennine
Jennine
11 years ago

Oh is that all??!!

CrazyDan
CrazyDan
11 years ago

I see, that elevator goes to the Twilight Zone, right?

James Porobic
James Porobic
11 years ago

… don’t even ask about the stairs.

Samtaylor16
Samtaylor16
11 years ago

this is where the person reading it goes and throws himself off the building in desparation. 😉

Paul V
10 years ago

Finally, an elevator that moves!

JacobL
JacobL
10 years ago

Clear as Mud, that notice..(in Yoda speak)

CAPPYMCCAPCAP
CAPPYMCCAPCAP
10 years ago

Is this before, or after I punch in the 87,000 digit code?

Hiatus
Hiatus
10 years ago

I thought the reminder was for those who will ride the roller coaster.

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

who needs an airplane? this elevator is all i need!

Ryan
Ryan
10 years ago

Unfortunately the time displacement extends to the stairs as well, please to use the rope if possible to go to other floors.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

You can use the elevator, as long as you don’t go to another floor.

Fady
Fady
10 years ago

I think Mr GMT uses this one alone, so please try to give him some privacy

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

Is that you, Doctor Who?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Oh, can I just jump through the Windows?

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