Second hand smork is the worst…

Second hand smork is the worst…

posted on 13 Sep 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of David Goodger.
Found in Harajuku, Tokyo.

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KinkyTom
KinkyTom
12 years ago

But i like a good smork after having tout

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Tout! Tout! These are the things I can do without!

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

No bill posters and no pom poms either.

Chuck
Chuck
12 years ago

Is that a good tout or a bad tout ?

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

MOM: I’m really disappointed in you.
TOMMY: Because I smorked and then lied about it?
MOM: No…
TOMMY: Because I stole them, touted and littered?
MOM: No, because you smorked.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

“Mooooooom! He keeps touting me…!”

Adelaide
Adelaide
12 years ago

This means you can still smoke, smonk, and somk

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
12 years ago

I guess you can’t tout smorks either…or do two wrongs make a right?

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
12 years ago

i cant stand here much longer i need to tout somewhere else

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

They’re improving. ‘No smonking’ lost half of it’s ‘n’! 🙂

Xila
Xila
12 years ago

“If you tout one more time, I’m going to call the cops!”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

YES kill

EricG
EricG
12 years ago

Wait, if you read each one carefully, all four items are not prohibited. The exclamation is after NO in each one, therefore breaking up the statement. This means each one is actually two statements, and therefore not prohibited.

Smork, Litter, Tout and Shoplift away!

Cbass
12 years ago

they forgot “no cheating on the floor”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

Tokyo is off the list for my holidays. Im am a touting, littering, smorking, shoplifter.

Rice1
12 years ago

No tout? damnit, I just had some mexican food last night.

Ani
Ani
12 years ago

Pub-eye the smorking man, tout, tout

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

GET TOUT!!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

A routing touting Jappie chappie.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

Two wong don’t make a white.) Aust Pollie late 1950s Arthur Calwell)

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

That pink thing on the post, is the calcified remains of the last smorking, littering, shoplifitng tout, we strung up.

Aron
Aron
12 years ago

Maybe “NO!! tout” is actually a Fringrish prohibition of everything.

Clijsters
Clijsters
12 years ago

No tout Happy Fun Ball!

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
12 years ago

Does jt count if I just touch myself?

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

NO!! Such thing as Tout

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

Jeez-what is this, Russia?

CallieWL
CallieWL
12 years ago

However, smirking and touching are NOT prohibited.

Carnage
Carnage
12 years ago

I’m not touting you~!

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

I’m just going to that other mall where shoplifting is allowed.

Sarah
Sarah
12 years ago

Smorking has been much touted as a sure-fire way to get lung cancer.

dudemeister1234
dudemeister1234
12 years ago

Wanna go smork a jornt in the parking lot?

cecily
cecily
12 years ago

This sign has been touted as the best way to prevent offensive behavior.

MGill
MGill
12 years ago

When you’re in lorv, smork gets in your eyes…

alex trebucq
alex trebucq
12 years ago

No Lout

Adrian
Adrian
12 years ago

But I tout shoplifted Smorks for a living?!?!

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

Now into the creek and fish for the tout, dive right in and splash about; tout tout pretty little tout, one more splash and come right out.

casey
casey
12 years ago

No smorking, so yes smoking right

Caroline
Caroline
12 years ago

But come at and do fun.

alex
alex
12 years ago

you can smoke all you want..

richy
richy
12 years ago

God Damned Smorkers!!!

I
I
12 years ago

Random thought: “tout” le monde (everyone in English) lol. No “tout”? Oh no this street’s just more than packed, la ville de Shibuya.

Prime
Prime
12 years ago

Shoplifting and littering I can understand, but what do they have against smorking and touting?

Steffani-Gianna
Steffani-Gianna
12 years ago

You heard them. When they SAY NO SMORKING, they mean NO SMORKING! 😀

Shannon
Shannon
12 years ago

Since when is the Swedish Chef calling the shots???

Alex
Alex
12 years ago

Sounds like someone from Manchester !!

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
12 years ago

Swedish Chef: “Een deesh heere yooo sheee dee no shmorking sign. Bork Bork Bork!!!”

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
12 years ago

Tout: Something Arnold Schwarzenegger says to a person asking to leave a house, structure, or vehicle.

Sentence: “Get tout, Aul Beeh Bahck.”

Tim
Tim
12 years ago

…but going smorkling is okay.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

Smork neal me an I’le kirr you!

kloo
12 years ago

when I think about you I tout myself..

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