Technically Challenged…

Technically Challenged…

posted on 4 Sep 2009 in Buildings, Chinglish

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Found in Changhua, Taiwan.
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Kees
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Kees

They have a shortage of social wear, but they are extremely good at anything related to technical clothing. Also, they have an excellent vocabulary when it comes to their sales pitch. Just don’t expect them to look you in the eye.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

RAYMOND: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart.

John Tranbo
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John Tranbo

Impersonal Attire…

DieselDragon
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For those who find our customer service a little too impersonal, please try our “Asperger Social Clothing” store just down the road.

[Footnote: I have Asperger’s Syndrome myself, and AFAIK this comment shouldn’t cause offence to anyone with the condition. 🙂 ]

DieselDragon
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One of the many positive outcomes of Taiwan’s new Disability Equality Act… 🙂

Grifter
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Grifter

“If you read this sign the first time through, this place isn’t for you.”

Yugan
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Problem is, the doors never open.

dangevin
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Technically, it takes more than just buying puzzle-motif shirt to support autism awareness.

dangevin
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“My brother’s an autistic savant and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”

Classic Steve
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Where to buy a raincoat for Rain Man.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The store went out of business very soon because its target customer never pay attention to its existence and its staff never show up at work.

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

Well, TECHNICALLY it’s clothing….

Dude
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Dude

Autism Technical Clothing – Where all the items are very knowledgeable about narrowly-focused interests such as 1980’s German TV shows & South African video games.

Naturallawyer
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Naturallawyer

Everything costs “about a hundred dollars”…

Jim
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Jim

I would hope for the sake of the autistic that it’s not that technical.

Cecily
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Cecily

Sizes available in prime numbers only.

Babe!
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Babe!

A full spectrum fashion line: from mild to severely technical clothes.

Babe!
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Babe!

You’ve been rejected for the American Express plum card.

Choo-Choo
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Choo-Choo

We provide a wide spectrum of highly specific styles!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

When I spontaneously start to scream for no reason at all, I like to be fashionably dressed.

Pete
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Pete

Don’t forget to visit our ADHD store in Tainan and our PTSD store in Kaohsiung!!!

Plus, we also invite you to the Grand Opening for our Multiple Personality Disorder store in Taichung next month!!!

Algernon
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Algernon

I don’t understand?

theillen
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theillen

We had a “Guess How Many Shirts are on the Rack” contest but it didn’t last long.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Definitely gotta fly Quantis.

Riceguy1
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What are you lookin at buddy?

Jetsuzu
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Jetsuzu

does Rain Man work here?

snopes
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snopes

Of course, you can buy a robe for Wapner in here. Definately robe for Wapner.

Chris
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Chris

Right next to tourette’s biological perfumes.

I
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I

I somewhat reminded of the word “vertically challenged”.

Kirk
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Kirk

50% discount on all handi’caps’

DFlyinLion
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DFlyinLion

trouble with most departments but inventory gets done in .5 seconds

Brad
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Brad

I definitely get my pants at Kmart on Wong & Haiku

Explorer09
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Explorer09

Fun thing is, I didn’t see the Chinese name of the shop.

自閉症技術服裝 ??

I am afraid that (most) autistic people who see this sign would stand in front of the shop and hesitate to enter.

Brian
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Brian

Not to be too picky, but technically that clothing has Asperger’s Syndrome… not Autism.

Mike
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We also sell imaginary clothing for imaginary friends!

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