What do I watch for?

What do I watch for?

posted on 10 Sep 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Chris Williams.
Java Coffee shop found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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rowger
rowger
11 years ago

The vulnerable be damned!

Feather-Pluff
Feather-Pluff
11 years ago

We temporarily stop providing them services, spreding them influenza, watching them hands, shaking them booty.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just go away!

forrest
forrest
11 years ago

oh, “them” services eh?

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

We temporarily stop providing them services… for your convenience.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Watch your hands. You will be them if your hands are found else where on another person’s lap.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Coffee Nazi: NO COFFEE FOR YOU!!!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

CAUTION: Drinking Java Coffee may spred swine influenza.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Watch your hands before and after using computer… you might break a nail

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

No java for me? That’s okay, I was gonna watch my hair tonight…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

OK OK! I’ve been watching my hands for hours. What is supposed to happen next?

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Hey, kid, you look a little sickly. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you not to use the computer. And watch your hands!

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

Actually it has nothing to do with the flu, the baristas just wish that male customers would WATCH THEIR HANDS!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Hey-watch the hands!

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

OK, since you’re spreding swine influenza, I’ll just go to the internet cafe down the street.

Thanks for letting us know and hoping ya don’t go bankrupt.
Luv you Java guys, kiss kiss!

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

We can dance… we can dance… everybody look at your hands… safety dance!

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Watch your hands… “OMG!! The virus are growing!!”

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

HANDS UP!

Soundgarden
Soundgarden
11 years ago

I’d, uh, rather not watch what my hands are doing while I’m using the computer…

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Java Coffee. “Spreding swine influenza” (trademark) and warning their customers since 2009.

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

SIR! Could you *please* watch your hands! We’re not *them* kind of computer service!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Java Coffee is a member of the department of redundancy department.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

So do i type with my nose then to be safe?

Poisnous Gus
Poisnous Gus
11 years ago

Please be advise that if customer hand bigger than customer face customer got the Swine flu.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Swine influenza: now available in a delicious spredable form.

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
11 years ago

You might want to watch your hands – I think the right one is trying to murder the left one…

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Just when I’m feeling vulnerable, someone else to put me down !!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

A coffee experience known by the nickname Starbugs.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

when you watch your hands, you make less eroors

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

*shudders* I’ll use my computer at home, thank you very much! 🙁

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

If its not the flu or the coughin,
It’s the coffin they carry you off in.

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
11 years ago

See, this is why I’m always afraid to show my sensitive side in coffee shops.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

FINE! i’ll go infect the couple hundred Starbucks stores i saw on the way here!!!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

The hands are quicker than the eye. Don’t blink!

kittaay
kittaay
11 years ago

damn them services! whenever I be walkin’ in da stores, people be like, we’re stopping them services for you!

casey
casey
11 years ago

I will wash my hands everytime, i sware

Jerred
Jerred
11 years ago

No coffee for me? That okay, I watching my figure anyway.

richy
richy
11 years ago

THIS IS THE INVULNERABLE JAVA HUT! THE VULNERABLE HUT IS DOWN THE STREET!

that person over there
that person over there
10 years ago

I got my eye on you, hands!

Bug
Bug
10 years ago

You may need a microscope…

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

Lemme guess… they went out of business.

DFlyinLion
DFlyinLion
10 years ago

that works out, i cant type anything without watching my hands anyway. but being told to makes me feel a little vulnerable, do i have to leave? does the warning spread the pig flu, or the java coffee itself? now i really feel vulnerable …… I gotta get outta here. thanks for making my germophobia give me an anxiety attack, frickin coffee wasnt good anyway.

Eli
Eli
10 years ago

watch them hands!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Hmmm … Java coffee … Computers … Java software … Virus …

Figure out!

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