You can climb all you want…

You can climb all you want…

posted on 5 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Stephen McKeon.
Taken at Ma Shan Tai Hu National Park, Wuxi China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

I suppose that means no fushing as well.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

And absolutely NO lab storing, scolopping, or crapping.

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Or shrumping either.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

…Otherwise you carefully slip and fall down!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Doom with a view! 🙂

dangevin
11 years ago

It’s still okay to oysterbate, though.

dangevin
11 years ago

Humpty Mollusk say on a rail,
Humpty Mollusk fell: epic fail.
All China’s park rangers issued a warning,
And forbade bivalve climbing the very next morning.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

But we were looking for Rocky Mountain Oysters…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

is “clambing” past tense?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Aw, shucks!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

This is a conservation area, you know. So No Clambing and Huntting.

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

And no sputting over the edge, either!

Tim
Tim
11 years ago

I chased that little clam all the way from the shore to here, and now you tell me I can’t catch him?!?

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

No clambin’, now, young’uns! Y’all’r gonna fall!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

And no clayfishing either.

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

Now what am I supposed to do with all these lemons, drawn butter, and cocktail sauce?!?

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Ha ha, they misspelled it. Clam doesn’t have a b in it

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Here’s to a meal of clamb,
I like it much better than lamb,
If it’s seafood,
It always is good,
For, for all else I don’t give a damb.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

…because you maght jemp.

Water imp
Water imp
11 years ago

…and no scallopbing or shrimpbing either!

Yugan
11 years ago

when the park rangers ask you a question, answer, don’t clamb up!!

Max
Max
11 years ago

The intention is clear: they do not want people with dyslexia to gamble there.

Lori
11 years ago

“However, CLIMB At Your Own Request”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Ghinese Rlouette players will be protsegued.

zod
zod
11 years ago

if i see you clambing, you’ll be in deep shat!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Don’t clamb up this rail. You might pull a mussel! *groan*

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Something about that sign seems fishy…

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

No clambing?! But i do’nt even know how to clamb!!!

DFlyinLion
DFlyinLion
10 years ago

but i want clam bling. just got a shellfish diamond studded clock necklace…. yeeeeah boyeee!!!

Brad
Brad
10 years ago

I’ve heard of freshwater and seawater clambs, but inland drought clambs?

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

I don’t like to be told I can’t do things. I don’t know what clambing is… but I sure as hell want to find out so I can do it just to spite that stupid sign.

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