You can climb all you want…

You can climb all you want…

posted on 5 Sep 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Stephen McKeon.
Taken at Ma Shan Tai Hu National Park, Wuxi China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

I suppose that means no fushing as well.

Pete
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Pete

And absolutely NO lab storing, scolopping, or crapping.

Ani
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Ani

Or shrumping either.

DieselDragon
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…Otherwise you carefully slip and fall down!

DieselDragon
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Doom with a view! 🙂

dangevin
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It’s still okay to oysterbate, though.

dangevin
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Humpty Mollusk say on a rail,
Humpty Mollusk fell: epic fail.
All China’s park rangers issued a warning,
And forbade bivalve climbing the very next morning.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

But we were looking for Rocky Mountain Oysters…

beechoak
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beechoak

is “clambing” past tense?

beechoak
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beechoak

“Aw, shucks!”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

This is a conservation area, you know. So No Clambing and Huntting.

Xila
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Xila

And no sputting over the edge, either!

Tim
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Tim

I chased that little clam all the way from the shore to here, and now you tell me I can’t catch him?!?

Cecily
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Cecily

No clambin’, now, young’uns! Y’all’r gonna fall!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

And no clayfishing either.

Bechstein62
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Bechstein62

Now what am I supposed to do with all these lemons, drawn butter, and cocktail sauce?!?

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Ha ha, they misspelled it. Clam doesn’t have a b in it

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Here’s to a meal of clamb,
I like it much better than lamb,
If it’s seafood,
It always is good,
For, for all else I don’t give a damb.

bigcaddy
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bigcaddy

…because you maght jemp.

Water imp
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Water imp

…and no scallopbing or shrimpbing either!

Yugan
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when the park rangers ask you a question, answer, don’t clamb up!!

Max
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Max

The intention is clear: they do not want people with dyslexia to gamble there.

Lori
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“However, CLIMB At Your Own Request”

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Ghinese Rlouette players will be protsegued.

zod
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if i see you clambing, you’ll be in deep shat!

Lora
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Lora

Don’t clamb up this rail. You might pull a mussel! *groan*

Chris
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Chris

Something about that sign seems fishy…

Raymund Victor
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Raymund Victor

No clambing?! But i do’nt even know how to clamb!!!

DFlyinLion
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DFlyinLion

but i want clam bling. just got a shellfish diamond studded clock necklace…. yeeeeah boyeee!!!

Brad
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Brad

I’ve heard of freshwater and seawater clambs, but inland drought clambs?

Brian
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Brian

I don’t like to be told I can’t do things. I don’t know what clambing is… but I sure as hell want to find out so I can do it just to spite that stupid sign.

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