75 Prophylactics

75 Prophylactics

posted on 14 Oct 2009 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Jean-Yves Terreault.
Picture taken of 8 year old student in Osaka, Japan.

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dangevin
11 years ago

All at once?

dangevin
11 years ago

That’s funny, your shirt doesn’t LOOK waterproof…

dangevin
11 years ago

300 Spartans; 200 Trojans.

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

People who are as thin as a shadow are indeed as strong as an ox. As strong as a dead ox, that is.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

School-yard PUSHER!!!

Yugan
11 years ago

200 + 75 + 3 = 278. They’ve got some really weird problems in this New Math they’re teaching 8 year olds now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

It’s still not going to replace 100 bottles of beer o the wall.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Hey Rubber boy.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

4 prophylactics? What do you need 3 prophylactics for? All I have is 2 prophylactics. Here’s 1.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

It is a wonder it is not written in French.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Thin as a shadow, strong as an ox…. It’s Condom Man!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Son of Superman

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Okay,… so out of 200 rolled prophylactics, he’s up to 75 used, 3 at a time?…???

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

And who says that sex ed at an early age doesn’t promote protection…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Hey, kid! Just think how much better they’ll work when you’re old enough to need one!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

McCondoms: 200 rolled; 200 billion served

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

75 Prophylactics led the big parade
with 200 rolled right behind
They were nearly a thousand tubes the finest KY lube
there were rubers of every shape and kind…

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but 75 prophylactics in the bush is worth 200 rolled in the hand.

WHOA! I feel dirty.

Ostrich
Ostrich
11 years ago

Jesus. I’m glad I’m on the pill.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

Forget the math… Safe sex is in the palm of your hand!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

It’s a ribbed! It’s a plain! It’s S’perman !

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

He must have taken a few too many Viagra this morning.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

I’m guessing 75 is the percentage that guarantees a pregnancy.

Rev
Rev
11 years ago

Not a funny caption, just an observation: No way that’s an 8-year-old. Check out the neck muscles and vein on his arm. It’s also a posed picture, complete with backdrop.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

75, 200 or 3: which is it?

Take2
11 years ago

I’m not sure I want something as strong as an ox attached to a rather vital part of my anatomy.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

75 Timex digital watches – broken, 75 unused prophylactics…75 soiled.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Rubber as strong as an ox!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Strong enough for an ox, but made for a man!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

200 prophylactics? What do you need 75 prophylactics for? All I have is 75. Here’s 1.

Pi Jiu Ren
Pi Jiu Ren
11 years ago

The latest anti-plagiarism ad.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

The math is fuzzy.
Let’s hope the rubbers aren’t.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

True Story that’s on topic: Austrian Engrish, Fall 1991. I had just started business school and it was time for our first accounting exam. Classmate in the seat next to me is an exchange student from Linz, Austria. Nice guy, but his Engrish was sometimes a little off. Anyway he was fumbling around in his backpack and seemed to be looking for something, looking frustrated. He turns to me and asks “Excuse me, Pete. Do you happen to have an extra rubber with you?” (I figured from context what he really wanted to say was “Eraser”.) I look right at… Read more »

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Shadows, oxen, and prophylactics: oh my!

Izzie
Izzie
11 years ago

Oh, I always struggled with these word problems in math…
If you have 75 prophylactics now, and you started with 200 rolled, but only three of them were rubber, then, what was the question ….

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

“Oh the 75th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee…. oh wait…”

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

@engrishwebmaster: you cut off his head?! what did he ever do to you?!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Would be better if they had 69

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

At least they aren’t recycled

CCrider77
11 years ago

If only 200 were rolled, were the rest folded?

Samantha
Samantha
10 years ago

Pete, some countries just call erasers “rubbers”, that’s hardly engrish.

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
10 years ago

AS THIN AS A SHADOW

…that is five inches thick.

Kiael
Kiael
10 years ago

Say what youwant about the shirt… But I like her style.

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

Another reason to buy Nintendo brain trainer. You do the math.

ray
ray
10 years ago

Great, I’ll have the chef’s special

Myself
3 years ago

@engrishwebmaster 10:42 “Trust me…I KNOW!!! I know him aaallllll tooooooo wellllll…or shall we say, I KNEW him all too well!!! BWAHAHA!”

Myself
3 years ago

Now this poor boy’s head hangs above Engrish Webmaster’s fireplace.

Myself
3 years ago

Really, it seems even the owner of this website is prone to dropping malapropisms every now and then. “It’s an 8 year old. I cut off his head so I know.” Well, who WOULDN’T misuse the English language like this, if you were around this much Engrish day after day…

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