Photo courtesy of Nicole Sigman.
Found in a children’s clothing store in Ayase, Japan.
So thats what they found during her lobotomy.
I kinda lost track of Jewel after “Pieces of You”. Is “From Her Seizure Operation” any good?
Is this the end result of a badly fitting bura?
I am sorry about the explosion at the typesetters premises. I hope everyone survived the blast.
The new cure for seizures! Lobotomies!
Um. . . it’s actually a kidney stone.
I’d rather see them extract another decent album from her.
Gosh, and all I got was a sugar-free sucker for not crying at the dentist…
The only operation I’ll agree to would be to fix that snaggletooth. If fact, I’ll pay.
Better yet, I get all his money after his heart operation.
Fine! Geeze, quit complaining! I’ll go pick her up at the hospital already. But I swear to god, if she starts convulsing and vomiting in my car again…
I do not AGREE. Let her walk home. She’s from Alaska and knows how to survive in the wilderness. The seizures will scare away the homeless people looking for money.
Now when can we get Kanye West in for his seizure operation?
That is indeed a good inheritance!
Just don’t be seizing my jewels…
Kids these days are playing too many video games…
I see Japan’s research in random word generators is finally producing commercial products. Unfortunately it was funded by the Pythons. “My hovercraft is full of eels.”
I’m lucky. Usually, any jewels she seizes are sold at police auctions.
Now, really. A double exclamation point? That is just silly.
Doctors nowadays! They won’t operate unless you bribe them with jewels.
Hmm, I’m sure I was wearing a necklace before they put me under anesthetic.
AGREE, it’s a fine idea. Shirts so flashy they’ll give your daughter a seizure. Giving you a good reason to sue the pants off of the store you bought it from.
I KNEW that gleam in her eye made me twitch!
I hear kryptonians can pass diamonds.
No… I’m looking for a hoodie in something diabetes.
I had a seizure operation and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!
Jewel has epilepsy? Who knew? Hope the surgery helped.
You mean they perform operations to GIVE you seziures?! Must be a weird new trend among rich people or something….
Parents, don’t let your kids grow up to be neurologists!!
…And that’s how malpractice suits work!
They sure have some unique surguries in Japan.
Thank God it comes in childrens sizes, my 3 year old will love this!
A keyword search result from Bling
someone’s gotta pick her up
Porygon have good excuse