Bring a flashlight. And some Purell…

Bring a flashlight. And some Purell…

posted on 8 Oct 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of S.B.
Found in Tokyo.

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Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

I’ll stay to the right then.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Its a big hole in the ground.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

In case you’re a women in a mens restroom, you’ll have to keep standing.

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Jacques Cousteau to the rescue, diving into the left depths!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Beware of Deep Throat!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

YOUR throne is in the dungeon!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

By the way, you will find mermaids there too.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Arrrrrgh, ya salty wench! Use the poop deck in the murky depths portside!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

This restroom is for men only! NO POOP FOR YOU!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

If any of you women wish to evacuate youselves, you will have to pee over the side.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

10,000 leagues might seem like a stretch, but if you’ve really got to go, we think you can handle it.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Watch your step! Its worse than falling in a toilet

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Mr. Husband, be thankfull you were born a man.
Mrs. Wife, it’s The Depths for you!

CallieWL
CallieWL
11 years ago

Well, this is just the depths!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Squatting while sinking deep Engrish soughts

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

No rest(room) for the wicked, I mean women.

Oops.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

She’s gone where the goblins go, below below below, yo-ho.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Aye, lass, ignore that sign! Have ya ever met a man with a REAL yardarm, me beauty? Step lively so’s I can drop anchor in your port depths, yarrr.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Womens facilities courtesy of Jame Gumb.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

Also, in the left depths no one puts the toilet seat down.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I’m begging you, PLEASE USE IT!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Looks like another one didn’t make it to the left depths… CLEAN UP ON AISLE THREE!”

dangevin
11 years ago

Watch out, the last girl set off a depth charge.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Submarine in the left depths: Silent but deadly.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Up from the depths 15 stories high, breathing air, head in the sky, WOMANZILLLA!!!!!!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Ohhhh, NO! There goes Toe-kee-yo….

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

The characters 左奥 in Japanese mean something akin to “in the back, on the left”. 奥 (“oku”) usually refers to the innermost corner or area of a physical space. It’s also the root of one of the most common Japanese words for “wife”…i.e., “Mrs. In-the-deepest corner of the home” would be a rough but literal translation.

Chinese doesn’t seem to use this character. The chinese translation used the term “左后方” which also means “in the back, on the left”.

I have no clue what 奥 means in Chinese.

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

Party poopers!

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Figured out at least one way how 奥 is used in Chinese.
Which is to say, as a character used to represent a sound, often used for pronouncing foreign, non-Chinese words.

This character is used for the sound “Ao” (or, in Engrish, “Ow!”)
Examples:
奥林匹克 – Ao lin pi ke (Olympic)
奥巴马 – Ao Ba Ma (Obama) (“OW” ba ma?)
etc.

Whoops, I strayed off course mateys. Back to the topic at hand, yarrrr…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Tharr be dragons therearr.

Adelaide
Adelaide
11 years ago

It’s an underground brothel where you can”t get caught

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Must have been the inspiration for that line in Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On”:

“Was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair.”

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

and be wary of the ogre who lives in stall 13

Pedro
Pedro
11 years ago

Taking women rights to new depths!

______
______
11 years ago

luckily women travel in packs to the restroom lest travelling to the left depths can become dangerous.

Etheral
11 years ago

And out of the left depths of Mordor came the… Womens

CCrider77
10 years ago

My dad tried to warn me that women came from the depths. I guess he was right.

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
10 years ago

Please fall into the pit on the left, that leads to the womens’ restroom. Even if you are a man.

Kiael
Kiael
10 years ago

Oh… I will, Hehehehe.

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

This is a job for Dora the Explorer!

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
10 years ago

Across the street from the Twilight Zone…

Anthony
Anthony
10 years ago

a place for women to pee…and never return

ray
ray
10 years ago

for communists only

ELaMa
10 years ago

Hope there are no security cameras inside

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

movie poster

she came & she went!!! :

20000 LEAGUES BENEATH THE SEA

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Officer! There’s a woman in the dark around the corner of the restroom!
– Well, use it, Sir!

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