Did I mention exterior?

Did I mention exterior?

posted on 30 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

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LG cleaning wipe.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Only good for stains and fingerprints.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

How does one “slightly wipe”?
Either you do or you don’t!
It’s like being a “little bit pregnant”.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Speaking of which, can it be used for TP, too?

unknowed
unknowed
10 years ago

Classic exteriority complex.

Typo Tat
10 years ago

Careful! Never ever wipe the interior.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Do you have something to clean the interior surface of the interior?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

For external use only…

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
10 years ago

Slightly wiping the exterior is what caused the stain in the first place!

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

But only if you can read this entire sentence out loud without fainting.

The Chinese have a firm belief that too many periods in one place will bring about a demon.

dangevin
10 years ago

Only use on the exterior, or we’ll kick you in the posterior.

dangevin
10 years ago

Make your inferior exterior, superior!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Engrish is now available in:

Jarpanese
Flench
Spangrish
and
Chirnese

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

This one is a cleansing cloth,… and THIS cloth is for something else, so don’t use it.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Only at Lowes. I mean, Rohs.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Now with the power to clean THREE EXTERIORS

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

Not recommended for interior use.

NeutrinoX
NeutrinoX
10 years ago

Interesting, the only poorly-written instructions are in Engrish, the Spanish and French ones are okay.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Exterior-so, that’d be the inside, right?

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

No! Slightly not. Wipe, or wipe not. There is no slightly.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

What I’d like to know is why the cloth is certified as being RoHS compliant (I.E: Made with lead-free solder)… 😮

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Translation: Not suitable for use as emergency toilet paper. 🙂

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

Slightly wipe the interior posterior of the exterior surface of the exterior.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

They must think that Americans are slow. The other languages don’t have it so redundant.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

On the other side of the cloth, the following instruction is printed in Esperanto:
. . . Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston. Lausajne estas rano ena bideo.

Anyone who’s ever watched Red Dwarf will no doubt spot the connection. 🙂

Dean V
Dean V
10 years ago

TRIP OUT ON THIS: The third bullet which is in Spanish actually reads very well when translated to English:

“If the outer surface has fingerprint smudges or marks, rub gently using only cleaning cloths designed for that purpose.”

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

How about the anterior surfaces?

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Wipe or wipe not. Do not slightly wipe. (Obi Wan)

Stalin
Stalin
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, exterior cleans YOU.

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

lol! actually the spanish version is well written XD

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

How do the makers of the cloth know there is a stain on the exterior of whatever this cloth is made for cleaning? Is the quality control THAT bad for this thing (whatever it is)?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I am a man. Do I not bleed ?
I have an exterior, Does it not stain ?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

In the dictionary under “Redundant” it says “See Redundant”

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

“If you wish to understand, please read the French or Spanish.”

(I’ve had watches with instructions in English before where I just switched to the French to figure it out)

one brain cell
one brain cell
10 years ago

I’m annoyed because the Engrish.com logo is covering the Chinese part, so that I cannot read it.

Miato
Miato
10 years ago

What makes me laugh even more is that the spanish is surprisingly good…

Kiael
Kiael
10 years ago

WARNING: For external use only!

RobitusinZ
RobitusinZ
10 years ago

Note: The Spanish portion is actually written perfectly.

GP
GP
10 years ago

The French version is perfectly fine.

HD
HD
10 years ago

The Spanish there is perfect.

JinJangJoe
JinJangJoe
8 years ago

This is definitely not from Kuala Lumpur or Singapore. Thailand probably.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

For three exteriors, then.

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