Girt problems?

Girt problems?

posted on 21 Oct 2009 in Chinglish

Thieves are people too; they deserve a little TLC…

Photo courtesy of Casey Greely.
In room hotel note from Guangzhou, China.

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don
don
10 years ago

ok thief here’s my camera and wallet. oh take my laptop too. you might want to eat some breakfast first before you go..

Jayboy
Jayboy
10 years ago

I got 99 problems but a girt ain’t one.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

I assure you, if I bring a stranger girt into my room, I won’t try to stuff him , her, or it into that little box on the wall with the combination lock, but thanks for the sign anyway! Have a nice day!

Clair
Clair
10 years ago

Take care thief!

Doff
Doff
10 years ago

After reading that, I think I’ll stick to just enjoying myself. No stranger girts or anything else at all for me.

ray
ray
10 years ago

Fourth, whatever you do , don’t tell your wife.

girt
girt
9 years ago

no girt no enjoyment

G. James
G. James
9 years ago

No girts? What about purlins?

May all your Zs be cold-formed.

loserbeep
loserbeep
9 years ago

We hope you can enjoy yourself after reading about these horrific ‘girt’ objects.

Mel :D
Mel :D
9 years ago

Thief, you need exercise. Now let me take you for a walk 😀 *pat pat*

Michael Jones
Michael Jones
9 years ago

FINE, I’ll bring the just slightly strange girl back instead 😀

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

How else will I have sex?

With girls I know? BLAH!

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
8 years ago

Girt is minion of Orochi! Use Celestian Brush if attacked! Listen to Green Flea advice even if Badger Hairy!

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8 years ago

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Jeremy
Jeremy
8 years ago

Do not get the girt wet.
Do not feed the girt after midnight.

Daniel
Daniel
7 years ago

If you’re having girt problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a girt ain’t one.

Biplane
Biplane
7 years ago

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a girt.

You were eaten by a girt.

RESTART? (Y/N)

Cindi
Cindi
7 years ago

But what if i didn’t talk about business or exchange money with the strange grits then the thief took care of all my luggage? No danger, no experiencing China.

AramK
AramK
6 years ago

Do you have two tens for a five?

KribyMairo12354
KribyMairo12354
5 years ago

Make sure to look after the thief.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I suspect a girt is not a stranger around hotels at all …

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

So I’ll keep the girt out but take good care of the thieves.

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