I could use some Spanish Cedar about now…

I could use some Spanish Cedar about now…

posted on 25 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Jerad Ford.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Termite heaven.

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

More like “Termite highway exit ramp attraction signage”.

dangevin
11 years ago

“Customers just can’t keep their hands off our wood!”

dangevin
11 years ago

I had a bad experience with the Royal Thai sales rep. I told her she had a nice ash and I’d like to take a look at the fir around her cherry, but she said I wasn’t poplar enough. So I spruced myself up and came back the next day because I pined for her, and asked if I could cedar again sometime. She just chewed her gum and said “maple, maple not.” That beech! Only a dogwood play hardwood-to-get with me.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“I got your wood craving… RIGHT HERE!”

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

For your Woody life !

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Got wood?

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

I know women think that all men would screw a knot-hole in a tree. But wood craving? Indeed!!

Chicken Underweaaar
11 years ago

Smoking Thai causes wood cravings

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Depending on what “chisel making” really means, I’m not sure whether or not I want it anywhere near MY wood…

coffeebot
11 years ago

Craving the hardest of all, morning wood.

Anna Rexia
Anna Rexia
11 years ago

That was brilliant, dangevin!

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

Along with pickles and ice cream!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

I’a little borer short and stout,
Give me wood and hear me shout,
I’ll eat cedar maple and gum,
But Spanish Cedar yum yum yum.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

I for 1 usually have a craving for wood after making chisel.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

There’s a sign just beyond that one that reads: “Watch out for falling chisels”

ooklimoogwu
ooklimoogwu
11 years ago

It’s nice to see the Royal Thai Company advertising to the oft-neglected woodchuck demographic.

Plank
Plank
11 years ago

Shouldn’t this be in adult Engrish?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

But watch out for the dam beavers.

Stalin
Stalin
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, wood craves YOU.

Bassmint Stile
Bassmint Stile
10 years ago

“wood,good!”

Kiael
Kiael
10 years ago

*pssst* It’s a gay bar!

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
10 years ago

Royal Thai Company. Yes, we’re gay.

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

I couldn’t get my pregnant wife the peanut butter and pickles to satisfy her food craving, so I got her this beautifully hand-chiseled Thai furniture to gnaw on – a feast fit for a queen.

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