I could use some Spanish Cedar about now…

I could use some Spanish Cedar about now…

posted on 25 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Jerad Ford.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Termite heaven.

Ani
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Ani

More like “Termite highway exit ramp attraction signage”.

dangevin
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“Customers just can’t keep their hands off our wood!”

dangevin
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I had a bad experience with the Royal Thai sales rep. I told her she had a nice ash and I’d like to take a look at the fir around her cherry, but she said I wasn’t poplar enough. So I spruced myself up and came back the next day because I pined for her, and asked if I could cedar again sometime. She just chewed her gum and said “maple, maple not.” That beech! Only a dogwood play hardwood-to-get with me.

beechoak
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beechoak

“I got your wood craving… RIGHT HERE!”

Chuck
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Chuck

For your Woody life !

Marc
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Marc

Got wood?

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

I know women think that all men would screw a knot-hole in a tree. But wood craving? Indeed!!

Chicken Underweaaar
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Smoking Thai causes wood cravings

Pete
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Pete

Depending on what “chisel making” really means, I’m not sure whether or not I want it anywhere near MY wood…

coffeebot
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Craving the hardest of all, morning wood.

Anna Rexia
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Anna Rexia

That was brilliant, dangevin!

Katie
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Katie

Along with pickles and ice cream!

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

I’a little borer short and stout,
Give me wood and hear me shout,
I’ll eat cedar maple and gum,
But Spanish Cedar yum yum yum.

kringo
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kringo

I for 1 usually have a craving for wood after making chisel.

Grifter
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Grifter

There’s a sign just beyond that one that reads: “Watch out for falling chisels”

ooklimoogwu
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ooklimoogwu

It’s nice to see the Royal Thai Company advertising to the oft-neglected woodchuck demographic.

Plank
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Plank

Shouldn’t this be in adult Engrish?

Chris
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Chris

But watch out for the dam beavers.

Stalin
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Stalin

In Soviet Russia, wood craves YOU.

Bassmint Stile
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Bassmint Stile

“wood,good!”

Kiael
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Kiael

*pssst* It’s a gay bar!

LarryLizard
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LarryLizard

Royal Thai Company. Yes, we’re gay.

Damien
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Damien

I couldn’t get my pregnant wife the peanut butter and pickles to satisfy her food craving, so I got her this beautifully hand-chiseled Thai furniture to gnaw on – a feast fit for a queen.

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