Instructions for the tourist…

Instructions for the tourist…

posted on 29 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Alison Honey.
Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.

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bongfellow
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bongfellow

The Paragon Shopping Center is in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. I remember seeing this sign in the children’s play area on the top floor a couple of years ago. Paragon has been recently remodeled, so I’m not sure if the play area still exists. Engrish is abundant in Cambodia.

Strazdas
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Strazdas

What, i cant enter with my stupid disease?

noneofyourbusiness
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noneofyourbusiness

what is it that it is that is this ‘civilisation language’ that you speak of?

ArallaHiney
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ArallaHiney

You can spit everywhere, but don’t let me catch you peeing or pooping young patriotic tourist!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

And I thought Area 51 didn’t accept any tourists…

vic
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vic

i have stupid disease! i am king of naughty palace!

Abdul
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Abdul

Also work as a childbirth instructions!

Gimelik
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Sir! I’m stupid… Can I enter?

GUNNER
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GUNNER

Whats the naughty palace??

Andrew Chia
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What a naughty palace!

Soso
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Soso

Not even a smart disease to play in it!

Xyzt
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Xyzt

Yes. There is a Bright disease.

doom
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you cant get in if you have stupid disease?

well they just lost 90% of their customers…

Certainly not an english speaker
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Certainly not an english speaker

There is guns, artillery, planes and flying saucers. Looks like Area 51. I always knew that it was a naughty palace.

Newbie
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Newbie

Guns, artillery, planes, flying saucers, and balls in “Naughty Play Place”. No food, drink, spit, urine, stool, sharp objects, practical joking, quarreling, kids over 13 or under 4 without parent or with heart disease, infection disease, psychosis disease or stupid disease.

Sounds reasonable to me

Newbie
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Newbie

No edible? There goes my special brownie. Is my burger ok though?

coffeebot
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coffeebot

If you only knew how much of that fast food had been in a naughty place…

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