Instructions for the tourist…

Instructions for the tourist…

posted on 29 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Alison Honey.
Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.

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bongfellow
bongfellow
9 years ago

The Paragon Shopping Center is in Phnom Penh, Cambodia. I remember seeing this sign in the children’s play area on the top floor a couple of years ago. Paragon has been recently remodeled, so I’m not sure if the play area still exists. Engrish is abundant in Cambodia.

Strazdas
Strazdas
9 years ago

What, i cant enter with my stupid disease?

noneofyourbusiness
noneofyourbusiness
9 years ago

what is it that it is that is this ‘civilisation language’ that you speak of?

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
9 years ago

You can spit everywhere, but don’t let me catch you peeing or pooping young patriotic tourist!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

And I thought Area 51 didn’t accept any tourists…

vic
vic
8 years ago

i have stupid disease! i am king of naughty palace!

Abdul
Abdul
8 years ago

Also work as a childbirth instructions!

Gimelik
7 years ago

Sir! I’m stupid… Can I enter?

GUNNER
GUNNER
7 years ago

Whats the naughty palace??

Andrew Chia
7 years ago

What a naughty palace!

Soso
Soso
7 years ago

Not even a smart disease to play in it!

Xyzt
Xyzt
7 years ago

Yes. There is a Bright disease.

doom
6 years ago

you cant get in if you have stupid disease?

well they just lost 90% of their customers…

Certainly not an english speaker
Certainly not an english speaker
6 years ago

There is guns, artillery, planes and flying saucers. Looks like Area 51. I always knew that it was a naughty palace.

Newbie
Newbie
4 years ago

Guns, artillery, planes, flying saucers, and balls in “Naughty Play Place”. No food, drink, spit, urine, stool, sharp objects, practical joking, quarreling, kids over 13 or under 4 without parent or with heart disease, infection disease, psychosis disease or stupid disease.

Sounds reasonable to me

Newbie
Newbie
4 years ago

No edible? There goes my special brownie. Is my burger ok though?

coffeebot
coffeebot
2 years ago

If you only knew how much of that fast food had been in a naughty place…

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