It’s an orgy of flavors!

It’s an orgy of flavors!

posted on 23 Oct 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

How on earth do you rape a dish!

hoomy
hoomy
11 years ago

don’t let on harrase the other, keep them apart
egg from tomato
fork from dish

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Eatery’s background music:
Donna Summers finely and softly crooning “Love to love ya, Baby…”

dangevin
11 years ago

There’s nothing soft about a dish of Rape Nuts.

pamela38
pamela38
11 years ago

Second winter burning? Is it meat that’s been left in the freezer for too long and is completely burned by frost? Yummy!

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

At the bottom of the menu

‘Desert: Chest nut fudge with chocolate chocolate shovings.’

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Why are the plates stuck together?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

” I can fry clearly now, the rape is gone.”

forrest
forrest
11 years ago

All dishes are fried, peeled, burned, and raped, clearly.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The tomato says to the eggs, ” You are fried!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Before the oats dish went naked, what was it coated with?

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

What’s that I see on the first row? Leek speculation?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Our menu reads like an erotic haiku!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Somebody got busy and fried his wild & naked oats!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

The dish ran away with the spoon… and then they… “you know”…

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

God’s punishment is just. Ever since I raped that dish, my wild oats have been fried and I get a burning sensation twice each winter.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

Don’t worry… it was one of those silicone bunt pans. As you know, they are very soft and very rapable!

Arnas
Arnas
11 years ago

I’d like a fine and soft rape of dish please.. oh, and no sharp peppers!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

It burns… so good.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

“Waiter, these oats aren’t fried clearly enough. And they’re wearing thongs!”

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

It’s so hard to find any good Viking restaurants in this city.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

This menu is disturbing. And, strangely arousing.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Rough trade breakfast

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

I’ll just skip dessert thank you.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

It’s like an orgy in my mouth and everyone’s climaxing!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Nice to know the Huns still exist and are running restaurants in China with Engrish menus. I guess if they decided that if they can’t plunder and pillage, they’d cook instead!

Hillaire
Hillaire
11 years ago

This menu made me recall some traumatic experiences.

coffeebot
11 years ago

This is what happened before the dish ran away with the spoon.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

More billchit from the Hopfull network of excellent restaurants.

wharthog
wharthog
11 years ago

That rape lied! It was totally consentual….

wharthog
wharthog
11 years ago

That dish lied! It was totally consentual….

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

But the dish told me she was eighteen !

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

Looks like they updated the menu at the Pees Boy Club

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

I didn’t know that it could be soft…. would that be like Coping a major feel or something?

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

I think they have treatments for “Second Winter burning” now.

PomPomtastic
PomPomtastic
11 years ago

Can I get rid of Winter Burning with penecillin or will I need a cream?

Spike
Spike
11 years ago

Peel of my banana, baby. Ooooh yeah!

yennadey ammappa!
yennadey ammappa!
11 years ago

heavenly dishes!

Stalin
Stalin
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, food rapes YOU.

helenabucket
10 years ago

My guess is that for every Engrish disaster, there’s some hippie dude whose new Zen tattoo reads, “I’m an enormous douche who brings shame to my family.” And an Asian tattoo artist who’s laughing is ass off.

Just guessing.

John van Rooyen
10 years ago

Sense make no this menu of.

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
10 years ago

I’ll give you three guesses as to what the special ingredient is.

wlwinLACA
wlwinLACA
10 years ago

That’s an old menu.

Detective Kitty
Detective Kitty
10 years ago

Fine annnnnd soft…Rape a dish today!!!

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

Kitchen Nightmares. I’d like to see you fix this one up Gordon Ramsay!

Justin
Justin
10 years ago

Because food tastes better when you don’t say surprise.

Fady
Fady
10 years ago

it’s the menu of food intercourse… yummy

ray
ray
10 years ago

I’ll stick to the slap and tickle thanks.

Erlili
8 years ago

What type of restaurant is this?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Just don’t rape the naked oats

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