It’s an orgy of flavors!

It’s an orgy of flavors!

posted on 23 Oct 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

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Algernon
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Algernon

How on earth do you rape a dish!

hoomy
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hoomy

don’t let on harrase the other, keep them apart
egg from tomato
fork from dish

Pete
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Pete

Eatery’s background music:
Donna Summers finely and softly crooning “Love to love ya, Baby…”

dangevin
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There’s nothing soft about a dish of Rape Nuts.

pamela38
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pamela38

Second winter burning? Is it meat that’s been left in the freezer for too long and is completely burned by frost? Yummy!

Yogesh Damle
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At the bottom of the menu

‘Desert: Chest nut fudge with chocolate chocolate shovings.’

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Why are the plates stuck together?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

” I can fry clearly now, the rape is gone.”

forrest
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forrest

All dishes are fried, peeled, burned, and raped, clearly.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The tomato says to the eggs, ” You are fried!”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Before the oats dish went naked, what was it coated with?

rowger
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rowger

What’s that I see on the first row? Leek speculation?

beechoak
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beechoak

Our menu reads like an erotic haiku!

beechoak
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beechoak

Somebody got busy and fried his wild & naked oats!

beechoak
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beechoak

The dish ran away with the spoon… and then they… “you know”…

Blaze
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Blaze

God’s punishment is just. Ever since I raped that dish, my wild oats have been fried and I get a burning sensation twice each winter.

Globe Trotter
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Globe Trotter

Don’t worry… it was one of those silicone bunt pans. As you know, they are very soft and very rapable!

Arnas
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Arnas

I’d like a fine and soft rape of dish please.. oh, and no sharp peppers!

Grifter
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Grifter

It burns… so good.

Classic Steve
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“Waiter, these oats aren’t fried clearly enough. And they’re wearing thongs!”

Xila
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Xila

It’s so hard to find any good Viking restaurants in this city.

Chris
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Chris

This menu is disturbing. And, strangely arousing.

Chris
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Chris

Rough trade breakfast

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

I’ll just skip dessert thank you.

Jetsuzu
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Jetsuzu

It’s like an orgy in my mouth and everyone’s climaxing!

Pete
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Pete

Nice to know the Huns still exist and are running restaurants in China with Engrish menus. I guess if they decided that if they can’t plunder and pillage, they’d cook instead!

Hillaire
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Hillaire

This menu made me recall some traumatic experiences.

coffeebot
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This is what happened before the dish ran away with the spoon.

Dude
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Dude

More billchit from the Hopfull network of excellent restaurants.

wharthog
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wharthog

That rape lied! It was totally consentual….

wharthog
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wharthog

That dish lied! It was totally consentual….

Chuck
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Chuck

But the dish told me she was eighteen !

KinkyTom
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KinkyTom

Looks like they updated the menu at the Pees Boy Club

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I didn’t know that it could be soft…. would that be like Coping a major feel or something?

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I think they have treatments for “Second Winter burning” now.

PomPomtastic
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PomPomtastic

Can I get rid of Winter Burning with penecillin or will I need a cream?

Spike
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Spike

Peel of my banana, baby. Ooooh yeah!

yennadey ammappa!
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yennadey ammappa!

heavenly dishes!

Stalin
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Stalin

In Soviet Russia, food rapes YOU.

helenabucket
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My guess is that for every Engrish disaster, there’s some hippie dude whose new Zen tattoo reads, “I’m an enormous douche who brings shame to my family.” And an Asian tattoo artist who’s laughing is ass off.

Just guessing.

John van Rooyen
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Sense make no this menu of.

LarryLizard
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LarryLizard

I’ll give you three guesses as to what the special ingredient is.

wlwinLACA
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wlwinLACA

That’s an old menu.

Detective Kitty
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Detective Kitty

Fine annnnnd soft…Rape a dish today!!!

Damien
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Damien

Kitchen Nightmares. I’d like to see you fix this one up Gordon Ramsay!

Justin
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Justin

Because food tastes better when you don’t say surprise.

Fady
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Fady

it’s the menu of food intercourse… yummy

ray
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I’ll stick to the slap and tickle thanks.

Erlili
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What type of restaurant is this?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just don’t rape the naked oats

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