Keeps teeth and sweaters white…
Photo courtesy of Feizhou Wang.
Toothpaste from China.
Made with the finest tooth whitening ingredients… and a whole can of RAID bug spray.
For those who sleep with their mouths open. Or eat cotton.
You REALY should talk more!
This is no typo, Chinese love their mothballs! Also comes in hoisin, and tobacco flavor.
But what about the termites in my tush?
Just in case your grandma knits you a nice pair of woolen teeth.
Another reason why you should not write advertising copy on the fly.
i totally want to clean my heat
Anti Mouth: Mao Tse Tongue!