Skip Life

Skip Life

posted on 18 Oct 2009 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Charmaine Leong.
Label on apron found in Japan.

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forrest
forrest
11 years ago

selection for your afterlife!

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Don’t leave the house. Don’t talk to anyone. Just stay in bed forever and leave the world to itself.

Who WOULDN’T be relaxed?

ooklimoogwu
ooklimoogwu
11 years ago

Directed by Father

Starring:
You
as baby who goes straight to afterlife.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just move onto something else.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

Just go straight to death

Alex Sortor
11 years ago

thats what mother does for you, she makes you skip life and before you know it, your wondering where it went and your dead…

Chicken Underweaaar
11 years ago

Yes, my mother would have liked for me to have skipped life

Izzie
Izzie
11 years ago

If you’re stuck at home in an apron all day you’d need these (not so) sub-liminal messages to help you accept your lot too.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Got Beer? — Produced by Father

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

…and CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Pro-Choicers have their own clothing line?!???

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Mom-isms: I brought you into this world; I can take you out!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I chose not to skip life…I chose something else! 🙂
[Misquoted from the movie “Trainspotting”]

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Produced by Mother, endorsed by Sigmund Freud. 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Produced by Mother…because she said so, that’s why!! 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

She’s your mother, not your housekeeper. That’s why she produced this apron for YOU to wear. 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Mothers’ hardly know the meaning of the word “relax”. Wear her apron for a day while she goes to the spa and you’ll find out why. 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

After getting up at dawn to make breakfast for a bunch of whiny little kids, get them dressed and cleaned, check over their homework and send them to school in less than an hour while Farther still snores away in bed, I’d be ready to skip life too. 🙂
“At times I think spinsters are to be envied” – Wendy from Peter Pan (the book) 🙂

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

Horrible truth: When you skip life and let mother do everything for you, someday you’ll wake up 30, overweight, and still living with your parents.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

I thought all life was produced by mother.

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

“Who produced this sweater?”
“Your mother!! Haha!”

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

My mother wouldn’t let me skip brushing !

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Mother says take all of your poison…. I mean medicine….

pamela38
pamela38
11 years ago

MOTHER is a subidiary company of Valium.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Finally, Norman Bates starts a business outside of motels!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

The game of life is hard to play, I’m going to lose it anyway. The losing card I’ll someday lay. So this is all I have to say…

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

You know you’re in trouble when you call the suicide hotline and you get Dr. Kevorkian.

Haifa Al-Alsheikh
Haifa Al-Alsheikh
11 years ago

But Mom, I don’t wanna skip life.

Settor10
11 years ago

Figure 2 shows how the memory manager maps virtual memory to physical memory. ,

Blake
Blake
11 years ago

Planned Parenthood is making shirts now?

stonefieldt
stonefieldt
11 years ago

Why stop at skipping just rape, when you can skip life altogether?

eric ri
eric ri
11 years ago

Wear this while ending your life if you are expecting something better after reincarnation.

Catfish
Catfish
11 years ago

Thanks, Mom!

CCrider77
10 years ago

Sounds like mother had too many kids.

Spencer
Spencer
10 years ago

When I’m bad to Mom, she shows me this tag.
She can take my life away just as easily as she brought it.

Oninoshiko
Oninoshiko
10 years ago

“Mother! I’ve turned the cooling unit back on. Mother!”
“The ship will automatically destruct in “T” minus five minutes.”
“You… BITCH!”

(That even looks like a font appropriate for 1979!)

RJ
RJ
9 years ago

Eh, it’s not worth it.

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