These shoes are a steal…

These shoes are a steal…

posted on 20 Oct 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Travis Harp.
Found in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Celebrity cheats, a dime a dozen.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I saw Paris Hilton there

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Of course, when you cheat, you have to go underground.

dangevin
11 years ago

The Paymore Shoe Source

dangevin
11 years ago

Great for jumping the subway turnstile.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Check out our new fall line of cement overshoes!”

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

The Immelda Marcos collection??

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Pssssst! Wanna buy a hot pair o’ shoes?”

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Because selling cheat shoes above ground is just BEGGING for trouble, obviously.

george
george
11 years ago

Whoever hasnt been in one of these “fake” malls in China is missing out. The quality of the fakes is HILARIOUS. $5 Nike Air forces, fake North Face backpacks, all of it hilariously fake. The fake shoes look like they were baby shoes(as in, level of detail) that were enlarged.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

No, no the mirrors on the shoes are one of the accessories.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

The customers are hurdling in like sheet.

Chicken Underweaaar
11 years ago

I used to use my shoes to chet

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I wonder if they have anything that would match my pecker socks?

coffeebot
11 years ago

Ben Johnson’s favorite!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

I wonder if they also sell “sneakers” ?

Classic Steve
11 years ago

They meant “cheap,” but the translator was a ventriloquist dummy.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

That store’s no good. All they sell you is billchit.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Check out our exclusive lines for Bill Clinton, David Vitter, Elliot Spitzer, and the Kennedy family. (Our Rick Santorum line is by our bath house.)

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Shoe throwing? Yes, sir, our selection from Iraq is right over here in Aisle 3…

Yugan
10 years ago

Now, why would anyone want to cheat shoes? What have shoes done to deserve that?

Yugan
10 years ago

Cheating shoes, underground and underfoot.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Are they cheap cheat shoes?

www.fatkidsfalling.com
10 years ago

i saw mischa barton selling herself there

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
10 years ago

I never knew The Cheat had a shoe store.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

No, ma’am. You’ll find stacked heels be found at our sister store: Elevated Cheat Shoes City

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
10 years ago

these shoes multiplied the soccerball when i kicked it into the net! i scored 5 times!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Camel Toe sold separately.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I bought a pair of shoes here once. Later I found one of them under the bed, tongue-kissing (get it?) with one of my pink slippers!! 0_o

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

It’s humiliating enough that I lost a game of Scrabble to a pair of shoes, but they accused me of cheating, too! “Engrish is too a real word!” I told them, but then they told me to go step in some doggy doo. What a couple of heels! It’s like they don’t have soles…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

It’s a cheat because it isn’t even underground!

heh man
heh man
10 years ago

IDDQD shoes

Just Type It

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Cheat Shoes? Do they have Strongbad gloves too?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Man this place smells like Celebrity Pee

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
10 years ago

I don’t know Chinese, but I bet that “cheat” stands for “fake” shoes….that is, “Rike”, “Abibas”, “Rybeek”, “Fuma” etc. etc.

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
10 years ago

Undergroung cheat shoes.

For the lucrative moles of the world.

Kiael
Kiael
10 years ago

I heard their Nire Air Jorans are on sale!

lincken
lincken
10 years ago

cheap, not cheat

Lanz16
10 years ago

Be careful on reading brand names! 😀

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