Why are you hitting yourself?

Why are you hitting yourself?

posted on 24 Oct 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Robin Keesey.
Found in Cambodia.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Well I’m glad there only bees and not sledgehammers.

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

Another reason why the bees are dying out then.

Yugan
11 years ago

oh bees, where art thy sting?

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

The Queen’s mind games won’t stop me!

coffeebot
11 years ago

I’m allergic to bee hits!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Really?!? I hadn’t noticed…!

dangevin
11 years ago

“So, you pollenate around here much?”
“Buzz off!”

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Float like a butterfly, sting like a…. QUIT DOING THAT!!!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

I guess that is better than stinging.

Shadrach
Shadrach
11 years ago

I took this sign to my therapist, but he still doesn’t believe me. Also, the guy on the bus peed my pants on the way there, and the janitor from my old junior highschool spent all my money on mail order dry goods.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

That’s the last time I wear flower print on a hiking trip…

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

I’ve heard that if bee fly into you they are trying to warn you away from their hives. I wonder if that’s what this is supposed to mean?

I’ll come up with something attempting to be funny later.,

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

in Soviet Russia BE HITS YOU!!!!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Oh good, I thought I was hitting myself all this time…

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Note to self: Remember to never, ever again wear colorful skirt with bright yellow, red, blue and purple flower designs while hiking in Cambodia. Unwanted attention from Cambodian bees and men likely to result.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

I guess the bees finally realised they die after stinging, so they’ve decided to just hit people instead.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

How could you learn that you die after stinging? For you are dead and cannot tell anyone else, also because you are dead, you cannot learn not to do it again.

coffeebot
11 years ago

When it dog barks,
When the bee hits,
When the I feels bad,
I simple remember a favorite things
And then it is to feeeeeel
Not a bad!

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Sign these bees up for Angkor management classes pronto.

Anna Rexia
Anna Rexia
11 years ago

Well played, Jay. Well played.

Hillaire
Hillaire
11 years ago

I’d hit it like a bee hits a hiker!

galuuush
galuuush
11 years ago

i hit back bees! sting! sting!

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

I hate emo bees!

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Bee careful!

ooklimoogwu
ooklimoogwu
11 years ago

Well, if you didn’t pitch all fastballs down the middle, you might strike out some of the bees.

PomPomtastic
PomPomtastic
11 years ago

Deadly Cambodian bees……

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Somebody call a SWAT team!

Stalin
Stalin
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, bees hit YOU.

Grace
Grace
10 years ago

The last thing I want is to get bee-slapped.

LarryLizard
LarryLizard
10 years ago

I always knew bees were bullies.

TheNoun
TheNoun
10 years ago

Look, Mommy, those bees are hitting himself.

cynda
cynda
10 years ago

that to japanese and back – The bee pay attention to you yourself who hit.

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

Obviously the deadly 500m drop to the next ledge is nothing compared with the prospect of being hit by those bees.

Grassy Commentator
Grassy Commentator
10 years ago

Actually it’s pretty clear to me. The bees swarm around you, you get scared, step about carelesly, fall down the cliff, hit yourself.

That cliff seems high. Do I?

bobdog
10 years ago

giant bees enough to carry a stone ?

Bea
Bea
9 years ago

forget Angry Birds!! We’ve got Angry Bees!!

RJ
RJ
9 years ago

Myself hits the bees back.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

@RJ 11:22
Yes, I do.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

@Bea 6:31
Would that be the birds and the bees?

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Oh, so THAT’S why I’m in stifling pain and swelling up all over my body. Thanks for pointing that out, sign.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

If I was that close to a cliff, I don’t think bees would be the first thing on my mind.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

They should have put up this sign on “Oprah”.

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