Photo courtesy of Corey/CantikFotos.
Found in elevator in Taipei, Taiwan.
Please no party, no disco, no foolin’ around.
But do they allow hullabaloo?
SO many rules at strip clubs these days!
No Big Talker allowed!
No kissing also!
Sign Language only
People of German descent must use Engrish.
Suddenly I have “cotton mouth”…
In the days of the Swine Flu scare, you’re kindly requested to keep your saliva to yourself.
Stop drooling when engaging conversation.
Please save your saliva for the Sashimi bar. Trust us, you’ll need it. It’s served on nude women!
You can spray that again.
Pavlov’s next test.
C’mon, spit it out!
Mr. Niagra had, er, a speech impediment…
In their defense, they didn’t say anything when you farted…
These rules are so full of spit!
That’ll be enough of those spit infinitives, thank you very much!
Please watch your mouth. If you aren’t careful, it may get away.
I could’ve sworn this was Club Gross…
Well, what do you expectorate with a sign like that?
There is no conversation without salivaâ€”ever tried to talk with a seriously dry mouth?
“Say no yack-yack”
So instead of :”Say it, don’t spray it”
it’s “Don’t say it, and don’t spray it”
Daffy Duck and Sylvester the Cat went on this elevator once. That’s why they put up that sign.
Another case of Salvia misspelled…
please, just nothing that will lead to the sex.
yeah… no saliva…. just….. ‘GOLDEN SHOWERS!!’
Quit licking our sign!
this means you, spitface.