Don’t say it – don’t spray it

Don’t say it – don’t spray it

posted on 23 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Corey/CantikFotos.
Found in elevator in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Please no party, no disco, no foolin’ around.

stonefieldt
stonefieldt
10 years ago

But do they allow hullabaloo?

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
10 years ago

SO many rules at strip clubs these days!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

No Big Talker allowed!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

No kissing also!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Sign Language only

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

NO TONGUES!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

People of German descent must use Engrish.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Suddenly I have “cotton mouth”…

Typo Tat
10 years ago

In the days of the Swine Flu scare, you’re kindly requested to keep your saliva to yourself.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Stop drooling when engaging conversation.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Please save your saliva for the Sashimi bar. Trust us, you’ll need it. It’s served on nude women!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

You can spray that again.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Pavlov’s next test.

coffeebot
10 years ago

C’mon, spit it out!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Mr. Niagra had, er, a speech impediment…

coffeebot
10 years ago

In their defense, they didn’t say anything when you farted…

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

These rules are so full of spit!

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

That’ll be enough of those spit infinitives, thank you very much!

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

Please watch your mouth. If you aren’t careful, it may get away.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

I could’ve sworn this was Club Gross…

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Well, what do you expectorate with a sign like that?

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

There is no conversation without saliva—ever tried to talk with a seriously dry mouth?

Samuel
Samuel
10 years ago

“Say no yack-yack”

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

So instead of :”Say it, don’t spray it”
it’s “Don’t say it, and don’t spray it”

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Daffy Duck and Sylvester the Cat went on this elevator once. That’s why they put up that sign.

Etheral
10 years ago

Another case of Salvia misspelled…

pikachu
pikachu
10 years ago

please, just nothing that will lead to the sex.

Roxy_Is_Ferox
Roxy_Is_Ferox
10 years ago

yeah… no saliva…. just….. ‘GOLDEN SHOWERS!!’

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Quit licking our sign!

axellia
10 years ago

this means you, spitface.

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