Don’t say it – don’t spray it

Don’t say it – don’t spray it

posted on 23 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Corey/CantikFotos.
Found in elevator in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Jay
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Jay

Please no party, no disco, no foolin’ around.

stonefieldt
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stonefieldt

But do they allow hullabaloo?

John Tranbo
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John Tranbo

SO many rules at strip clubs these days!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

No Big Talker allowed!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

No kissing also!

Algernon
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Algernon

Sign Language only

beechoak
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beechoak

NO TONGUES!

beechoak
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beechoak

People of German descent must use Engrish.

beechoak
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beechoak

Suddenly I have “cotton mouth”…

Typo Tat
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In the days of the Swine Flu scare, you’re kindly requested to keep your saliva to yourself.

SF
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SF

Stop drooling when engaging conversation.

Blaze
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Blaze

Please save your saliva for the Sashimi bar. Trust us, you’ll need it. It’s served on nude women!

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

You can spray that again.

Xila31
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Xila31

Pavlov’s next test.

coffeebot
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C’mon, spit it out!

coffeebot
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Mr. Niagra had, er, a speech impediment…

coffeebot
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In their defense, they didn’t say anything when you farted…

Grifter
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Grifter

These rules are so full of spit!

Ani
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Ani

That’ll be enough of those spit infinitives, thank you very much!

Jetsuzu
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Jetsuzu

Please watch your mouth. If you aren’t careful, it may get away.

Jetsuzu
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Jetsuzu

I could’ve sworn this was Club Gross…

Chris
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Chris

Well, what do you expectorate with a sign like that?

CallieWL
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CallieWL

There is no conversation without saliva—ever tried to talk with a seriously dry mouth?

Samuel
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Samuel

“Say no yack-yack”

kitsune
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kitsune

So instead of :”Say it, don’t spray it”
it’s “Don’t say it, and don’t spray it”

Lora
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Lora

Daffy Duck and Sylvester the Cat went on this elevator once. That’s why they put up that sign.

Etheral
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Another case of Salvia misspelled…

pikachu
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pikachu

please, just nothing that will lead to the sex.

Roxy_Is_Ferox
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Roxy_Is_Ferox

yeah… no saliva…. just….. ‘GOLDEN SHOWERS!!’

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

Quit licking our sign!

axellia
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this means you, spitface.

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