Entering the tower…

Entering the tower…

posted on 4 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Instructions



Photo courtesy of Pius Ott.
Found at the Pearl Tower in Shanghai, China.

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Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Sorry, Mr. Invisible Ragamuffin, but the voices in my head just told me and my other personalities we aren’t welcome at this tower…

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Epidemic area… must be where the stupid disease is going around. 🙂

rowger
rowger
10 years ago

I’m carrying contraband, but I’m not an interloper. Do I get away with it?

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
10 years ago

No Raggamuffin, but Reggaeton allowed.

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
10 years ago

I love the smell of effluvium in the morning. It smells like …Engrish.

Alex Sortor
10 years ago

wow, i just looked up effluvium, apparently its an invisible emanation or an offensive exhalation. I want some…

Heather
Heather
10 years ago

So if the substance that smells can be seen is it allowed, as long as it doesn’t disturb sanitation?

eurobubba
10 years ago

The Peculiar Smell of Effluvium… wasn’t that a Pink Floyd album from around 1978?

Potorrero
Potorrero
10 years ago

“Prohibit carrying the articles which can destroy and pollute inner enviroment of the Tower”

Leave your granade launcher at home.

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

Well, crap! I’m a ragamufffin psychotic carrying my metal appliances and my fruit knife and letting my effluvium out wherever I go, and I’ve got some baleful biology & banger in my purse too….and I have this streamer hanging from my shirt……

I guess I can’t go in. 🙁

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

So do they have a sobriety and sanity test before you can enter?

helenabucket
10 years ago

Ragamuffin, drunken dyslexic people of the world (with exploder) untie!

BTW: I have an idea of what the particular “smell of animal effluvium” is, but I can’t imagine ever warning someone about it on a sign. For a tower.

Also, “baleful biology” may have been the very thing that gave us Rush Limbaugh. The sign is wise to ask us to avoid it.

kittaay
kittaay
10 years ago

Oh damn, I really wanted to show my kitchen The Tower.

pikapal
10 years ago

Hey Ragamuffin you better not carry your dog named Muffin or butter your muffin with a knife.

Mags
Mags
10 years ago

oooooooh… it’s no fun entering the tower without my effluvium!
Can you even HAVE fun in a tower without effluvium?

Andy
Andy
10 years ago

How would Pearl Tower security respond to a fart?

diegokeitai
diegokeitai
10 years ago

i’m sorry but my banger is attached to my body and I’m proud of it.

Miichan
Miichan
10 years ago

Ragamuffin… Dx! My mom used to call me that!

Luigi
10 years ago

Wonder if bringing a jar of Pesto would give one entrance to The Tower?

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
10 years ago

I like how they clarify at the bottom that they will do their best to provide security. This is the high-quality security we need!! Right?

that person over there
that person over there
10 years ago

YOU RAGAMUFFIN!

Cobi
10 years ago

They are so lucky I couldn’t find an outlet for my toaster, then they would see a ragamuffin

Cobi
10 years ago

I think the Amish run this place

piss
10 years ago

Look out! That raggamuffin has a fruit knife, a blender, and 101 mL of liquid! We’re all going to die!

piss
10 years ago

Look out! That raggamuffin has a fruit knife, a blender, and 100.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mL of liquid! We’re all going to die!

Spencer
Spencer
10 years ago

We’ll do our best to provide security, but if not, avoid blender-wielding, dog-carrying ragamuffins.
If he walks the dog instead of carrying it, it’s alright.

Allan
Allan
10 years ago

Prohibit banger.

Ashley
Ashley
10 years ago

No psychotics? Im not getting in there anytime soon!

Crystal
Crystal
10 years ago

Damn. How do I rescue the princess if I can’t bring in my explosives or swords?

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

Shaggy will be disappointed that the Pearl Tower prohibits ragamuffins from entering the building…

joma
joma
10 years ago

One does not simply walk into mordor!

Especially not with a contraband, police will beat you up!

Jeremy
Jeremy
10 years ago

sadly, everything on that sign applies to me but the “no smoking” part.

Reiko
Reiko
10 years ago

You ragamuffins and psychotics aren’t allowed….

And you, there, interloper, keep your effluvium to yourself.

Also, no dangerous weapons of any sort, and so on and so forth.

Just follow the golden rule (and don’t bring liquids) and you’ll be fine.

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

Baleful biology and ragamuffins… Can’t blame them, those two are quie the mix.

kloo
10 years ago

punish the interlopers!

RJ
RJ
8 years ago

Thank god, no ragamuffins!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– OK, could please somebody carry my nuclear reactor inside? It’s quite large but it’s in stand-by position, don’t worry. And there’s also a dried dam, a particle accelerator, an amusement park, a wind mill and a construction site. I left my dinosaurs and an airport under the mountain, they will be fine.

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