Entering the tower…

Entering the tower…

posted on 4 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Instructions



Photo courtesy of Pius Ott.
Found at the Pearl Tower in Shanghai, China.

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Lora
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Lora

Sorry, Mr. Invisible Ragamuffin, but the voices in my head just told me and my other personalities we aren’t welcome at this tower…

Lora
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Lora

Epidemic area… must be where the stupid disease is going around. 🙂

rowger
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rowger

I’m carrying contraband, but I’m not an interloper. Do I get away with it?

Mista Bob Dobalina
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Mista Bob Dobalina

No Raggamuffin, but Reggaeton allowed.

GoodGuy
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GoodGuy

I love the smell of effluvium in the morning. It smells like …Engrish.

Alex Sortor
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wow, i just looked up effluvium, apparently its an invisible emanation or an offensive exhalation. I want some…

Heather
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Heather

So if the substance that smells can be seen is it allowed, as long as it doesn’t disturb sanitation?

eurobubba
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The Peculiar Smell of Effluvium… wasn’t that a Pink Floyd album from around 1978?

Potorrero
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Potorrero

“Prohibit carrying the articles which can destroy and pollute inner enviroment of the Tower”

Leave your granade launcher at home.

Christine
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Christine

Well, crap! I’m a ragamufffin psychotic carrying my metal appliances and my fruit knife and letting my effluvium out wherever I go, and I’ve got some baleful biology & banger in my purse too….and I have this streamer hanging from my shirt……

I guess I can’t go in. 🙁

Kitsune
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Kitsune

So do they have a sobriety and sanity test before you can enter?

helenabucket
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Ragamuffin, drunken dyslexic people of the world (with exploder) untie!

BTW: I have an idea of what the particular “smell of animal effluvium” is, but I can’t imagine ever warning someone about it on a sign. For a tower.

Also, “baleful biology” may have been the very thing that gave us Rush Limbaugh. The sign is wise to ask us to avoid it.

kittaay
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kittaay

Oh damn, I really wanted to show my kitchen The Tower.

pikapal
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Hey Ragamuffin you better not carry your dog named Muffin or butter your muffin with a knife.

Mags
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Mags

oooooooh… it’s no fun entering the tower without my effluvium!
Can you even HAVE fun in a tower without effluvium?

Andy
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Andy

How would Pearl Tower security respond to a fart?

diegokeitai
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diegokeitai

i’m sorry but my banger is attached to my body and I’m proud of it.

Miichan
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Miichan

Ragamuffin… Dx! My mom used to call me that!

Luigi
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Wonder if bringing a jar of Pesto would give one entrance to The Tower?

drumming_panda
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drumming_panda

I like how they clarify at the bottom that they will do their best to provide security. This is the high-quality security we need!! Right?

that person over there
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that person over there

YOU RAGAMUFFIN!

Cobi
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They are so lucky I couldn’t find an outlet for my toaster, then they would see a ragamuffin

Cobi
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I think the Amish run this place

piss
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Look out! That raggamuffin has a fruit knife, a blender, and 101 mL of liquid! We’re all going to die!

piss
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Look out! That raggamuffin has a fruit knife, a blender, and 100.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mL of liquid! We’re all going to die!

Spencer
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Spencer

We’ll do our best to provide security, but if not, avoid blender-wielding, dog-carrying ragamuffins.
If he walks the dog instead of carrying it, it’s alright.

Allan
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Allan

Prohibit banger.

Ashley
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Ashley

No psychotics? Im not getting in there anytime soon!

Crystal
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Crystal

Damn. How do I rescue the princess if I can’t bring in my explosives or swords?

Raymund Victor
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Raymund Victor

Shaggy will be disappointed that the Pearl Tower prohibits ragamuffins from entering the building…

joma
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joma

One does not simply walk into mordor!

Especially not with a contraband, police will beat you up!

Jeremy
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Jeremy

sadly, everything on that sign applies to me but the “no smoking” part.

Reiko
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Reiko

You ragamuffins and psychotics aren’t allowed….

And you, there, interloper, keep your effluvium to yourself.

Also, no dangerous weapons of any sort, and so on and so forth.

Just follow the golden rule (and don’t bring liquids) and you’ll be fine.

Pedro
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Pedro

Baleful biology and ragamuffins… Can’t blame them, those two are quie the mix.

kloo
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punish the interlopers!

RJ
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RJ

Thank god, no ragamuffins!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– OK, could please somebody carry my nuclear reactor inside? It’s quite large but it’s in stand-by position, don’t worry. And there’s also a dried dam, a particle accelerator, an amusement park, a wind mill and a construction site. I left my dinosaurs and an airport under the mountain, they will be fine.

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