Follow Mr. Dumpty’s instructions

Follow Mr. Dumpty’s instructions

posted on 1 Nov 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Robert Hewer.
Sign found at store in Akihabara, Japan.
Meant to say ‘cannot accept credit card
purchases under 3,000 yen’.

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GoodGuy
GoodGuy
10 years ago

If I can’t understand you, what makes you think I’ll be able to understand Humpty?

Typo Tat
10 years ago

Give me your card, I will rob you blind!

The Fishknife Seller
The Fishknife Seller
10 years ago

I don’t cooperate with anybody who dances like that.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Madoff is the owner of this store.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Another hole in the wall shop.

coffeebot
10 years ago

What are you doing this Fall, Humpty?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Hard to understand a guy who says his words mean exactly what he chooses them to mean.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Well that accounts for the 16th. What about the other days?

pazita
pazita
10 years ago

Follow me and do the Humpty Dumpty dance while I rob you this october 16º!!!

dangevin
10 years ago

3,000 yen in October? Sounds like you’re having a great fall!

Hillaire
Hillaire
10 years ago

I will do The Humpty Dance for 3000 Yen.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

CHARGE! And putchase.

nirvgardengod
nirvgardengod
10 years ago

AKB48,,,worth at least 3000 yen.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

I’m not using my credit card to pay for all the kings horses and all the kings men to put Humpty back together again .

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Budget putches in japan.

Anna Rexia
Anna Rexia
10 years ago

And what if I refuse to cooperate?

Spoony
Spoony
10 years ago

After months of careless spending, Humpty Dumpty’s credit score fell and shattered, forcing Humpty to take drastic measures and suffer the same fate himself.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Can I pay with an out-of-state, two party bad check?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I am wondering if Humpty Dumpty had a living will

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
10 years ago

Look can I at least speak with Hamble or Little Ted, I can’t understand, nor wish to cooperate with, Humpty.

SCS
SCS
10 years ago

Never have understood Humpty

Kiael
Kiael
10 years ago

Humpty dance is your chance (for purchaces of 3000 yen or more)

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Free the Akihabara 8 !!

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

Give me 3,000 yen or I’ll make sure that you can never put him back together again.

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