I only take my scorn in the morning…

I only take my scorn in the morning…

posted on 7 Nov 2009 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Jessica Koker.
Menu found in Kyoto, Japan.

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an E-moose
an E-moose
11 years ago

I’ll take an order of spite with a side of scorn please.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Funny…in my travels I’ve run across FAR more morning scorns in Beijing than I did in Kyoto or even Tokyo.

Izzie
Izzie
11 years ago

You know it’s not going to be a good day when it starts with Scorn!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Wasn’t that our waitress wearing that – umm – questionable sweater yesterday ?
For her, scorn is an improvement !

Typo Tat
11 years ago

Never come in before the employees had their morning coffee, you might get a special serving of the morning scorn…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

And for dinner we can have scornbread.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Makes you wonder what you get if you ask for a biscuit ?

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Scorning is usually done while having a nice cup of tea…

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Good Scorning, Sleepyhead!
Time to wake up and smell the coffee!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I am NOT a morning person!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

In that case they’ll be happy to dish up afternoon tea with scorn also.

Thingmaker
Thingmaker
11 years ago

A favorite of ex-wives everywhere!

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

Hell hath no fury as a breakfast scorned!

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

I don’t need you anymore, breakfast! I have my eye on that brunch!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

The tea is good, but these scorns taste a little bitter.

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

“Good morning dear. Now why don’t you go out and get a job you lazy bum.”

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

You call that scorn. You want to try asking my wife for a cuddle in the morning.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

What no jam and cream!!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

If I wanted scorn in the morning, I’d get married.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

The lunch special for today is Knuckle Sandwiches.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

^_^ and for a midnight snack

VENGEANCE!!!!!!!

willz
willz
11 years ago

There’s nothing in the world like a biscuit scorned.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Kitsune-san,

When you get married, you get scorn morning, noon, and night.
And on both special occasions and no special occasion.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

KinkyTom, just remember don’t heat it up, because it’s best served cold.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Could someone just pass me the damn coffee?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

So who else got up on the wrong side of the bed?

Gudmundur
Gudmundur
11 years ago

“Just give me my coffee and I wont make fun of the breakfast!”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Who peed in YOUR Cheerios?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Good morning honey. I loathe you.

Kiael
Kiael
11 years ago

Ahhhh, Breakfast with Mom.

NeutrinoX
NeutrinoX
11 years ago

…an integral part of a complete punishment!

Max
Max
11 years ago

A great way to start a terrible day.

Zhan
Zhan
11 years ago

Can I get a side of spite with that?

Tom
Tom
11 years ago

Oh I’m a rumberjack, OK I am
I sreep in night and in day I work
On Rensday I shopping
And eat Scorns butter rith Tea.

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

The best
part
of waking up
is scornful humility in your cup!

RJ
RJ
9 years ago

There’s a matching set for evening fury.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

As seen in ‘Children of the Scorn’

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