I only take my scorn in the morning…

I only take my scorn in the morning…

posted on 7 Nov 2009 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Jessica Koker.
Menu found in Kyoto, Japan.

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an E-moose
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an E-moose

I’ll take an order of spite with a side of scorn please.

Pete
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Pete

Funny…in my travels I’ve run across FAR more morning scorns in Beijing than I did in Kyoto or even Tokyo.

Izzie
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Izzie

You know it’s not going to be a good day when it starts with Scorn!

Chuck
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Chuck

Wasn’t that our waitress wearing that – umm – questionable sweater yesterday ?
For her, scorn is an improvement !

Typo Tat
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Never come in before the employees had their morning coffee, you might get a special serving of the morning scorn…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

And for dinner we can have scornbread.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Makes you wonder what you get if you ask for a biscuit ?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Scorning is usually done while having a nice cup of tea…

Pete
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Pete

Good Scorning, Sleepyhead!
Time to wake up and smell the coffee!

beechoak
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beechoak

I am NOT a morning person!

Pete
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Pete

In that case they’ll be happy to dish up afternoon tea with scorn also.

Thingmaker
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Thingmaker

A favorite of ex-wives everywhere!

Bechstein62
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Bechstein62

Hell hath no fury as a breakfast scorned!

Jetsuzu
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Jetsuzu

I don’t need you anymore, breakfast! I have my eye on that brunch!

Lora
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Lora

The tea is good, but these scorns taste a little bitter.

theillien
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theillien

“Good morning dear. Now why don’t you go out and get a job you lazy bum.”

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

You call that scorn. You want to try asking my wife for a cuddle in the morning.

Algernon
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Algernon

What no jam and cream!!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

If I wanted scorn in the morning, I’d get married.

Spoony
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Spoony

The lunch special for today is Knuckle Sandwiches.

KinkyTom
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KinkyTom

^_^ and for a midnight snack

VENGEANCE!!!!!!!

willz
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willz

There’s nothing in the world like a biscuit scorned.

Pete
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Pete

Kitsune-san,

When you get married, you get scorn morning, noon, and night.
And on both special occasions and no special occasion.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

KinkyTom, just remember don’t heat it up, because it’s best served cold.

Grifter
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Grifter

Could someone just pass me the damn coffee?

Chris
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Chris

So who else got up on the wrong side of the bed?

Gudmundur
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Gudmundur

“Just give me my coffee and I wont make fun of the breakfast!”

beechoak
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beechoak

Who peed in YOUR Cheerios?

Chris
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Chris

Good morning honey. I loathe you.

Kiael
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Kiael

Ahhhh, Breakfast with Mom.

NeutrinoX
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NeutrinoX

…an integral part of a complete punishment!

Max
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Max

A great way to start a terrible day.

Zhan
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Zhan

Can I get a side of spite with that?

Tom
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Tom

Oh I’m a rumberjack, OK I am
I sreep in night and in day I work
On Rensday I shopping
And eat Scorns butter rith Tea.

Brian
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Brian

The best
part
of waking up
is scornful humility in your cup!

RJ
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RJ

There’s a matching set for evening fury.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

As seen in ‘Children of the Scorn’

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