I was just looking for Glory

I was just looking for Glory

posted on 14 Nov 2009 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Hilary Lam.
Found at Chinese grocery store in Ontario, Canada.

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J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I guess it’s true for sausages…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just the thing for under Christmas tree suprises.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

For those who can stomach it.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

When you’re in for a bowl with bowel…

pete
pete
10 years ago

Our refrigerated meats are located deep in the innards of the store.
But the selection variety will just bowel you over!

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

What’s the matter? Try it or are you gutless?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Tell it like it is…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I haven’t the heart to tell them I’m a bit lily-livered when it comes to eating gizzards. I just don’t have the stomach for it. Why they can’t get it through their brains that I really am gutless when it comes to this kind of tripe.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

What a bunch of balony!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Patton shops here.

coffeebot
10 years ago

I bought some to show my girlfriend…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Coffeebot:

Your girlfriend prefers the guts over yours!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Toe and elbows can be found in aisle 3.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Oh OK. Is that the lower tract in that package?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Shopper #1: I don’t need to eat guts! I already have enough guts inside me as it is.
Shopper #2: Then let’s go to the store that sells brains.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

I like this store, it’s got guts

airplayne
airplayne
10 years ago

The ultimate in truth in advertising.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

I was just looking for Gory.

asian
asian
10 years ago

But, it is Guts, literally… Asians not only eat meat but the guts too. Nothing is Chinglish here. Canadians need to learn foreign food culture.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Now *this* sounds like my kind of supermarket… 😉
(Believe it or not, I’m actually being serious here! 😮 )

DieselDragon
10 years ago

That sign’s accurate enough regarding the sausages…But shouldn’t there be a pile of Big Macs and Quarter Pounders in that fridge, too? 🙂

DieselDragon
10 years ago

For nutritional information, please see the appendix. 🙂

ooklimoogwu
ooklimoogwu
10 years ago

I suppose the Dairy section in this place is the “Cow Teet” and “Unfertilized Chick” section?

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

The Glory is in the next aisle.

YpoCaramel
YpoCaramel
10 years ago

The translation is accurate, more literally it says “Internal Organ Products.” If you’re familiar with more down to earth Canton cooking. there’s extensive use of internal organs, pig’s stomach, intestine and lungs, are especially popular for soup.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Disemboweling takes a lot of guts…But at least this place believes in recycling, too! 🙂

captionr
captionr
10 years ago

Where that guy from Berserk go for his groceries.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

I wonder why there’s no zombies in this section.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

I’d like some International Intestinals please

willz
willz
10 years ago

No guts, no curry.

the_interpreter
the_interpreter
10 years ago

Even if the translation is literally accurate, it is not correct for its use here. In English we have words like “tripe” that would be much more at home here. The fact is that this is Chinglish simply because the “translator” did not bother to research a more appropriate phrase.

SCS
SCS
10 years ago

right next to the chicken teeth

Canadian
Canadian
10 years ago

Hmmm…. someone’s a little sensitive.

But, Happy Entrails to you !

ccppfan
ccppfan
10 years ago

Well DUH, this isn’t even Chinglish.

Well… maybe sorta. LOL.

We do eat internal organs. I myself like chicken livers. :3

Rabbie
10 years ago

Scottish haggis chefs, please note.

Rabbie
10 years ago

Ya gotta have heart…. and lung, spleen, and kidney, and small intestine.

Rabbie
10 years ago

Brains… more brains!

axellia
10 years ago

DON’T FORGET THE REST OF THE STORE!!!
brains in aisle 12, toes and fingers in 13, cereal in 14…

Bea
Bea
9 years ago

assorted guts and dancing santas

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Got brains?

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