Looks like fertilized cattle to me…

Looks like fertilized cattle to me…

posted on 6 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Patty Clifton.
Menu from restaurant in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

And for a sheep?

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Elmer the Bull was wondering why Elsie was seeing her acupuncturist so much.

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

…and you’ll never believe what happens in the second act!

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

After a clam, comes a storm.
After a cow, comes a needle.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Do you have Fried Fork?

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

“Introducing the Wonder Wok! It cooks cuttlefish! It relieves aches & pains! It even inseminates your cow!”

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Is this a menu or a Playbill for performance art?

Pete
Pete
12 years ago

Gee, where THESE folks guessing at Engrish. The chinese characters read something along the lines of “Golden Needle Fatted Beef in Pot”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

I’ve been to an acupuncturist recently and now I am scared that the needle might have been used on a cow.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

To our valued customers: Our cattle are treated with acupuncture needles to make sure that they are free of mad cow diseases. Enjoy!

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Chinese porn is weird.

Ageless
Ageless
12 years ago

I’m so not going to this acupuncturist.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

The old chiropractor of fryer dresses a chicken.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

The happy herbologist of blender spanks a monkey.

Blaze
Blaze
12 years ago

Veal. In Japan, you REALLY don’t want to know how they get it.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

The greedy shoe salesman of toaster marinates a frog.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

The insane ragamuffin of metal-made appliance effluviates the Pearl Tower.

coffeebot
12 years ago

…OR you could have gently Accupressure Swiss Steak

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

The angry co-ed of Taser storms a turkey.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

The clashy Ayatollah of jet fighter rocks the Casbah!

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

Tonight’s special is the fertilized cattle served with a side of softly fried offspring of chicken and the unleavened cakes of pan.

SF
SF
12 years ago

Is this an acupuncture needle or are you just happy to see my cattle?

pamela38
pamela38
12 years ago

so THAT’S how Mary got pregnant… Could there have been acupuncturists in her day? Possible.

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

Acupuncture is just the sort of stress reliever these cattle needed!

willz
willz
12 years ago

I like my cattle young and fertilized.

tian
12 years ago

金針 although was translated as “acupuncture needle”, it was referring to the long thin mushrooms, Enokitake, or 金針菇 (golden needle mushroom) in Chinese.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enokitake

tian
12 years ago

additionally,

It should be read as 肥牛仔, 牛仔 in this case means “baby cow” or “veal”, & è‚¥ does not mean “fat”, rather “succulent”.

So, the dish’s true name should be read as

金針肥牛仔鍋

or “hot pot of veal with enokitake mushroom”.

Janna
Janna
12 years ago

Um. This is not a menu photo but rather the cover of album by an 80s art rock band called “young acupuncture needle of boiler” (all lowercase, of course).

The name of the record was “fertilizes a cattle.” I have this record. They opened for They Might Be Giants at Numbers in Houston in ’86.

Pete
Pete
12 years ago

Tian: 多谢!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
12 years ago

Bull?

Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

Better dining via artificial insemination?

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

Acupuncture needle fertilizes the cow. Big sausage fertilizes the human.

Bea
Bea
10 years ago

what sort of offspring will come of this unconventional union!!!!???

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Would you care for something needless then, Sir?

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