No rubbing on the wall please

No rubbing on the wall please

posted on 19 Nov 2009 in Signs

Guess this means you, CarrotTop…

Photo courtesy of Serge.
Sign found at bar in Toyohashi, Japan.
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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Sounds like a real fun club.
Except for the chewing gum and stuff…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Anyone can vomit to the floor. Be a hero and hit the ceiling.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Lest the wall fall down and make you vomit on the floor near the garbage box.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

No problem with rubbing the ladies and vomit on them.

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

The nuns just used to make me put my gum on the tip of my nose if they caught me. At least the rules were clear.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
10 years ago

May I rub against the wall if it is “only lightly rubbing on the exterior”? I will do my best not to stain!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I really enjoy dumpster diving for my lunch.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Projectile vomitting preferred.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Don’t throw anything away unless it is the chewing gum and good eats for myself.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

!!!WALL RUBBING!!! Never against!

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Food network was going to do a profile on eats found in the garbage box, but Alton Brown wouldn’t stop rubbing himself on the wall.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Hang on…I thought this was supposed to be Club Gross? 😮

DieselDragon
10 years ago

…Because of Monkeys.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

How about civilized urinating?

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Kinda makes you look at drywall in a whole different light…

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Can I have your gum when you’re done with it?

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

But it’s my chewing gum! D:

DoARickRoll!
DoARickRoll!
10 years ago

Never gonna throw away, never gonna join (to) the stage

You just got Engrish rolled!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Never join to the stage”…. I had a dog that used to do that.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Never, never, never give up.
-Winston Churchill

Flamingomoon
Flamingomoon
10 years ago

“Do not vomit on the floor” … that explains why you should “never rub against the walls”.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

It puts the chewing gum into the garbage box or else it gets the hose again.

andrew Repa
andrew Repa
10 years ago

And dont call me Shirley

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

Warning, Warning! Danger Will Robinson!
Nonsensical Alien Engrish instructions 30 meters ahead!

DanT
DanT
10 years ago

How can I not vomit on the floor after reading that you want to eat used gum that you picked from the garbage?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

It rubs itself on the walls. It does this whenever it is told.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Abstain from sheetrock frottage! Not even if you’re plastered.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

An adjacent sign reads: The floor is for rubbing against, the walls are for vomiting. Oh. It’s very clear now 😀

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Don’t rub against the wall–the stage you are joining to might get jealous.

coffeebot
10 years ago

In that moment, wallflowers everywhere joined the ranks of the suspicious…

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Better yet, no vomiting at ALL. Unless you’ve just eaten some Assorted Guts…

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
10 years ago

wait………..so once I throw away my gum, he digs it out for himself?

Cobi
10 years ago

It’s the newest dance, wall grinding

Stu
Stu
10 years ago

So I guess u can vomit on the walls, and that’s why u shouldn’t rub against it

mum
mum
10 years ago

“never gonna give you up” – Rick Assley

Then what? ya want my social security number too?
Then what? ya want my social security number too?
10 years ago

Put the vomit in the box with the gum so myself can find it. Myself might lick the walls when desperate but the floors? That’s asking too much.

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

…and never, never join to the circus of anything.

SS
SS
9 years ago

A frustrating day in the life of rebellious nerds.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Can I vomit on a group of beautiful ladies and then rub against all that, oneself?

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