Only if you use with water…

Only if you use with water…

posted on 20 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Also check out the Adult Engrish of the Week!
Photo courtesy of Ray Baker.
Found in Yangon, Myanmar.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (293 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
35 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
John Tranbo
John Tranbo
10 years ago

Report to the police station three times a week and no driving at all…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Only to be used in case of an emergency

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

In Myanmar, even the shampoo is under house arrest.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Yes I know it says it “Dusit Inya”, but really it’s for external use only.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

I wonder if they have Burma Shave there.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Must have hair…

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Wait, they have RESORTS in Myanmar?

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

If you use it, then your hair will be shiny.
If you will have used it, then your hair would have been shiny.
If you would use it, your hair could be shiny.
If you use it, your hair will be shiny.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Imitation poo. How useful.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

The conditioner of last resort.

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

Dusit Inya Lake Resort – I wonder if this guy works there:
http://failblog.org/2009/11/19/name-fail-9/

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

At least it’s not both a floor polish and a desert topping. It’s just shampoo – sometimes.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

My ex-wife had the lawyer set it up so I only got to shampoo every other weekend, and two weeks every 4 months if my hair support payments weren’t late.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Free as long as you use it at the resort. If you take it home, it will cost you your first-born and two goats…

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Guaranteed to leave your hair clean, and shiny but… only when the terms have been met.

Yugan
10 years ago

If he dusit inya lake, you gotta have shampoo, lotsa shampoo.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

No one will be watching us, why dont we do it Inya Lake.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

It doesn’t work as well as the existential body wash, but it is less talkative.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Honey? Can we go to the lake?
I found this new conditioner I’d like ya to try….
; – )

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

I bet a thousand kyats that Mike Litoris works in that resort.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

She told me “we need to find that spot by the lake…y’know, Mai Gee’s spot.”

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

For treating that conditional discharge.

stonefieldt
stonefieldt
10 years ago

What are the conditions for doing it in my lake?

lol
lol
10 years ago

Also try our new lubricant: Dusit Inya Bed

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

It’s based on his native American name, Dusit with Wolves

deepwatertree
10 years ago

If you no rinse, then repeat, can not utilize much lather.

pikachu
pikachu
10 years ago

if using found in streams, rivers, or shallow pools, will eviscerate and death.

Katie
Katie
10 years ago

With extra ultimatum!

TheNoun
TheNoun
10 years ago

It only makes your hair clean if you meet it’s demands.

Kirk
Kirk
10 years ago

err..under what conditions??

Bells
Bells
9 years ago

The fair-weather toiletry

Bea
Bea
9 years ago

does WHAT in my lake?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Mommy, can I wash my hair now?
– First ask your shampoo!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Just add lake

kor3k
kor3k
2 months ago

if (hairGreasy) {
wash()
}

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
35
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x