Only if you use with water…

Only if you use with water…

posted on 20 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

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Found in Yangon, Myanmar.

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John Tranbo
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John Tranbo

Report to the police station three times a week and no driving at all…

Algernon
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Algernon

Only to be used in case of an emergency

Jay
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Jay

In Myanmar, even the shampoo is under house arrest.

Jay
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Jay

Yes I know it says it “Dusit Inya”, but really it’s for external use only.

Jay
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Jay

I wonder if they have Burma Shave there.

coffeebot
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Must have hair…

Jay
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Jay

Wait, they have RESORTS in Myanmar?

Brandon
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Brandon

If you use it, then your hair will be shiny.
If you will have used it, then your hair would have been shiny.
If you would use it, your hair could be shiny.
If you use it, your hair will be shiny.

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

Imitation poo. How useful.

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

The conditioner of last resort.

kringo
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kringo

Dusit Inya Lake Resort – I wonder if this guy works there:
http://failblog.org/2009/11/19/name-fail-9/

kringo
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kringo

At least it’s not both a floor polish and a desert topping. It’s just shampoo – sometimes.

Blaze
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Blaze

My ex-wife had the lawyer set it up so I only got to shampoo every other weekend, and two weeks every 4 months if my hair support payments weren’t late.

beechoak
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beechoak

Free as long as you use it at the resort. If you take it home, it will cost you your first-born and two goats…

Grifter
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Grifter

Guaranteed to leave your hair clean, and shiny but… only when the terms have been met.

Yugan
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If he dusit inya lake, you gotta have shampoo, lotsa shampoo.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

No one will be watching us, why dont we do it Inya Lake.

Xila31
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Xila31

It doesn’t work as well as the existential body wash, but it is less talkative.

Pete
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Pete

Honey? Can we go to the lake?
I found this new conditioner I’d like ya to try….
; – )

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

I bet a thousand kyats that Mike Litoris works in that resort.

Pete
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Pete

She told me “we need to find that spot by the lake…y’know, Mai Gee’s spot.”

Chuck
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Chuck

For treating that conditional discharge.

stonefieldt
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stonefieldt

What are the conditions for doing it in my lake?

lol
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lol

Also try our new lubricant: Dusit Inya Bed

kitsune
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kitsune

It’s based on his native American name, Dusit with Wolves

deepwatertree
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If you no rinse, then repeat, can not utilize much lather.

pikachu
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pikachu

if using found in streams, rivers, or shallow pools, will eviscerate and death.

Katie
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Katie

With extra ultimatum!

TheNoun
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TheNoun

It only makes your hair clean if you meet it’s demands.

Kirk
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Kirk

err..under what conditions??

Bells
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Bells

The fair-weather toiletry

Bea
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Bea

does WHAT in my lake?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, can I wash my hair now?
– First ask your shampoo!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just add lake

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