Overweight, balding, single men ONLY

Overweight, balding, single men ONLY

posted on 15 Nov 2009 in Signs

Met your mom there… worst day of my life.

Photo courtesy of Katie Delgado.
Found in Japan.

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ooklimoogwu
ooklimoogwu
10 years ago

*sigh* When will Japanese ever learn how to spell “Crabgrass” correctly?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The place to be for porkers

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Should spell “Gloss” instead

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Crub Gloss. No, doesn’t sound any better,

DieselDragon
10 years ago

The venue of choice for naturist Emos everywhere! 😮

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Club rule 4: Should you feel ill from excessive drinking, please feel free to remain on the dancefloor. We’ll clean it all up at the end of the night, probabally…

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Get flee pass to Naughty Palace.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

The first rule is, you do not talk about Club Gross… because nobody else wants to hear about it.

Adelaide
Adelaide
10 years ago

It’s so gross you wanna throw up on the spot.

Chicken Underweaaar
10 years ago

When you need a dozen dozen.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

The watering hole and mating grounds for the ugly folks of the world.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

No body odor, no bad teeth, no acne, no service.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

For women: no mullet, no unflattering clothes, no unshaven armpits, no service

For men: no mullet/ comb-over, no excessive body hair, no beer gut, no wife-beater, no ass-crack, no service.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

No Tobacco Drinking and High-Grade Puking, no service.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Out motto: No muff too tough!

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

No Fabio impersonators, please. (We’re trying to maintain a certain atmosphere…)

coffeebot
10 years ago

Leave your style at the door…

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Would you like a vomit shot?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Bartender! Another round of Assorted Guts, please!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Which will it be? Nose-picking or non-nose-picking section?

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

They got some really sick music in there… really SICK music.

willz
willz
10 years ago

Where everybody gets nasty.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

They may be Gross, but at least they have assorted guts

SCS
SCS
10 years ago

only the buttugly need apply

Senobarr
Senobarr
10 years ago

What happen at club gross…STAY at club gross!!!!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I can think of 144 reasons why you should go.

Mazzachre
Mazzachre
10 years ago

I visited this place in Thailand once…

CrabOfDoom
10 years ago

Wow. Calvin sure scored a nice spot for the new Get Rid Of Slimy girlS clubhouse.

Arevederci
Arevederci
9 years ago

We only serve fresh Fried Horse Crap…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Tonight: Finale for Miss Period!

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