Use the Visa!!

Use the Visa!!

posted on 27 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries


Photo courtesy of “P.R.”.
Notice found at Bangkok Suvarnabhumi International Airport.

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Potorrero
Potorrero
10 years ago

Now all you have to do is figure out what are you going to use the visa for.. Did they mention the visa?..

SF
SF
10 years ago

After some time you disappear from the count. Just like unemployment statistics.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

Thanks wait what do I need again?

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Vi-say that again?

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

You must read this sign when you read this sign.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Okay, the only valid thing I got out of that was visa.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

I wonder what signage they have for the IN-bound passengers?

TheCount
TheCount
10 years ago

I love to stay in the count! Ah ah ah!

Juulie
Juulie
10 years ago

Whew! I’m glad we got THAT all straightened out!

Dj
Dj
10 years ago

How to use a visa inside a visa

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

At least they didn’t leave the “o” out.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Please memorize these instructions. We will ask you questions later.

Sexual Harassment Company
Sexual Harassment Company
10 years ago

This Engrish really is cheerful. They now think of that already it learns.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What does it matter! I leaving anyway!

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

According to the visa, I’m down for the count.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Must…use…Visa…

Merrick
Merrick
10 years ago

Serious question here, is this sign from Canada by any chance??

If so I believe I know who conceived it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbaxSNh3KB4

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Do you take American Express ?

David
David
10 years ago

And upon your departed, don’t forget your Visa upon your departed.

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

First there is a mountain. Then there is no mountain. Then there is.

Except that there isn’t any time when there is no mountain.

I hope that clears things up.

Mint
10 years ago

Visa only that we want.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like Visas

so we put a Visa in your Visa so you can leave while you immigrate

lolDori
lolDori
10 years ago

oh, so the visa which I receives indicates the dates written on the immigration stamp which is the visa that doesn’t indicated the amount of days I can stayed in the count that I’ll departed? Makes perfect sense!

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

In the dictionary under redundant it says “See redundant”

Nicholas
10 years ago

The visa orf the visa is the visa only if the visa is visa…I hope that is clear.

WhizKid
WhizKid
10 years ago

Miss South Carolina 2007 must now be done with South Africa and Iraq so she’s teaching Engrish to people in Thailand.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

one…. ONE expired visa!
two…. TWO expired visas!
three….

Athlon
Athlon
10 years ago

I have indeed seen this sign at Suvarnabhumi Airport, Bangkok. It’s even worse than implied here, as this sign is only visible for around 10 seconds each time (as it is a scrolling billboard). When trying to read this, it keeps scrolling away. Impossible to read and understand!

Recoil
10 years ago

I can’t help but feel like this sign is trying to tell me something…

Derived Form Italian
Derived Form Italian
10 years ago

Visa. It’s in every sentence you want it to be. Visa vis….

BoilingPan
BoilingPan
10 years ago

Mojo-jojo probably made this… -_-

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

In other words, enjoy your stay.

Bannakaffallatta
Bannakaffallatta
10 years ago

Ummmm………have you tried using the Visa yet??
if that doesn’t work use the Visa

Nayou
Nayou
10 years ago

OK, but see, even before I got here I crossed the international date line and used a day off my visa before I even used my visa, or maybe I got a free day? And I don’t have any stamps ’cause i used e-mail, and what’s with that Googer anyway? So anyway I’m leaving early, and I wasted so much time trying to read your signs, so can I get a refund? And could you credit that to my Amelican Expless instead of my visa, cause I went by the embassy, I lost my temper and the ambasador is down… Read more »

Jesse
Jesse
10 years ago

Stay in the Count? Why all of a sudden did I think of The Count from Sesame Street?

Me
Me
10 years ago

so do we have to use a visa?

Mari-Ma
Mari-Ma
9 years ago

“Use the visa, Luke!”

Jill
Jill
8 years ago

With signs like that, no wonder there are many illegals.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Visa, visa, visa, egg, sausage and visa …

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