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posted on 26 Nov 2009 in Menus

I like my sausage like I like my women…surly and drunk.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Wolff.
Restaurant menu found in Kyoto, Japan.

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GoodGuy
GoodGuy
10 years ago

Nothing is certain but Engrish and taxs.

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
10 years ago

I wonder what this “American Coffee” tastes like..

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
10 years ago

Johnny, I don’t want you hanging out at the waffle house anymore – some of the food they serve there has a bad influence on you.

“Aww, shucks, Mom, they already revoked all my waffles anyway!”

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Is revokable waffle something like election promises?

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Errr. Would you like some salt on your sausage?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just be careful where you stick that sausage.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Peanut is displayed. You can watch the peanut, but not touch it.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

May I have the boiling egg with the rough influence sausage? They are a perfect match!

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

If that a Rough Influence sausage in your front pocket or are you just happy to see me

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Caution! Peanuts are displayed.

coffeebot
10 years ago

It was a perilous journey: past the boiling egg, battling the rough influence sausage, arguing with revokable toast… but Chad nearly lost his appetite when the PEANUT was displayed.

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

I’d say that’s the Morning After Menu.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

As for the salad – To hell with it too.

Typo Tat
10 years ago

Don’t crack that egg, it’s boiling inside!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

All yourr taxx are belongg to uss.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

To mouthe majestic-ally a mite of mini milk,
While I eat with exhultation an excruciating egg,
With yet 50 yen of yucky yogurt,
While I salivate upon, a squishy soggy sausage,
With a weird and wonky waffle,
And a jar of junior jam,
On a tad of tatty toast.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

I should have titled that:

THE BREAKADO.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

THE BREAKADO.

To operate omnivorously on an ounce or two of orange,
While I meditate upon a mite of mini milk,
Awaiting the excitement of an excruciating egg,
Yawning yonder yet on 50 yen of yucky yogurt,
And salivating salaciously on a squishy soggy sausage,
With a weird and wonky waffle,
And a jar of junior jam,
On a tad of tatty toast.

Dude
Dude
10 years ago

Freeze! This is the police! We are revoking your toast license!

ben
ben
10 years ago

Engrish: Priceless.

Slider
Slider
10 years ago

5 months on and They STILL haven’t learned….

https://www.engrish.com/2009/06/rough-and-revokable/

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

So what is the salad like for Duck season?

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Okay, they have a symbol that indicates “a peanut is displayed” so does that symbol show up every time a peanut is displayed, and since it is a display of a peanut, wouldn’t they have to have another one thus ending up with infinite recursive peanuts?

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

I guess the waffle doesn’t come with a warranty since it is revocable.

Josey
Josey
10 years ago

Waffle Change we can believe in!

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

“Rough influence”: I wonder if that describes the effect it has on your digestion.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

American coffee is people!!!

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

As for the dregs thereof, all the ungodly of the earth shall drink them and suck them out.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Ma’am may I see your license and registration please? What you don’t have them? I guess I’m going to have to revoke your waffles then.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Notice no doughuts on the menu.
What cop in their right mind would revoke a doughnut?

wharthog
wharthog
10 years ago

Rough Influence Sausage – Something similar to what she said

Nicholas
10 years ago

Unless you eat your rough influence sausage to help your muscles grow mummy will be revoking the offer of a waffle for desert…

Nicholas
10 years ago

I mean “dessert”…god, I’m not doing well today. I’m making my own Engrish…

willz
willz
10 years ago

Yes, she likes her sausage rough.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

could you hit me over the head with those sausages a few more times?

Bassmint Stile
Bassmint Stile
10 years ago

In the ghetto, the sausage tried to rise up,and become something great. But in the end it had to succumb to the rough influence just to survive.

Recoil
10 years ago

Wait, so the egg is still boiling when you eat it?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

The American coffee was disappointing. Didn’t taste the least bit like Americans.

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

…as for my wife, she wants her rough influence sausage hard and juicy.

Elizabeth
Elizabeth
10 years ago

Rough influence sausage = the British “Banger” perhaps??

AllYourBase
AllYourBase
10 years ago

Hmm… I’ll have the Blended Coffee, then after my boiling egg i’ll have the Iced Coffee, then to calm myself after you revoke my waffles i’ll have the American Coffee.

Mi, that's what i call myself
Mi, that's what i call myself
10 years ago

Could ya brend some American with Java? Rescind the adult milk, I want immature cleam. Now drop the boiling egg in to the jam and give me the juice. Now, a toast! Raise glasses, all bow while the peanut is displayed. No waffling! To our irrevocable right to engage in intelnionral communications!

Erlili
8 years ago

How is the mild influence sausage?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Spam, spam, rough influence and spam, please.

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