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Waffles ©2009, All Rights Reserved

posted on 26 Nov 2009 in Menus

I like my sausage like I like my women…surly and drunk.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Wolff.
Restaurant menu found in Kyoto, Japan.

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GoodGuy
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GoodGuy

Nothing is certain but Engrish and taxs.

GoodGuy
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GoodGuy

I wonder what this “American Coffee” tastes like..

GoodGuy
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GoodGuy

Johnny, I don’t want you hanging out at the waffle house anymore – some of the food they serve there has a bad influence on you.

“Aww, shucks, Mom, they already revoked all my waffles anyway!”

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

Is revokable waffle something like election promises?

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

Errr. Would you like some salt on your sausage?

Algernon
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Algernon

Just be careful where you stick that sausage.

DrLex
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DrLex

Peanut is displayed. You can watch the peanut, but not touch it.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

May I have the boiling egg with the rough influence sausage? They are a perfect match!

KinkyTom
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KinkyTom

If that a Rough Influence sausage in your front pocket or are you just happy to see me

Salome
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Salome

Caution! Peanuts are displayed.

coffeebot
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It was a perilous journey: past the boiling egg, battling the rough influence sausage, arguing with revokable toast… but Chad nearly lost his appetite when the PEANUT was displayed.

Ageless
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Ageless

I’d say that’s the Morning After Menu.

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

As for the salad – To hell with it too.

Typo Tat
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Don’t crack that egg, it’s boiling inside!

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

All yourr taxx are belongg to uss.

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

To mouthe majestic-ally a mite of mini milk,
While I eat with exhultation an excruciating egg,
With yet 50 yen of yucky yogurt,
While I salivate upon, a squishy soggy sausage,
With a weird and wonky waffle,
And a jar of junior jam,
On a tad of tatty toast.

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

I should have titled that:

THE BREAKADO.

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

THE BREAKADO.

To operate omnivorously on an ounce or two of orange,
While I meditate upon a mite of mini milk,
Awaiting the excitement of an excruciating egg,
Yawning yonder yet on 50 yen of yucky yogurt,
And salivating salaciously on a squishy soggy sausage,
With a weird and wonky waffle,
And a jar of junior jam,
On a tad of tatty toast.

Dude
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Dude

Freeze! This is the police! We are revoking your toast license!

ben
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ben

Engrish: Priceless.

Slider
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Slider

5 months on and They STILL haven’t learned….

https://www.engrish.com/2009/06/rough-and-revokable/

kitsune
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kitsune

So what is the salad like for Duck season?

kitsune
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kitsune

Okay, they have a symbol that indicates “a peanut is displayed” so does that symbol show up every time a peanut is displayed, and since it is a display of a peanut, wouldn’t they have to have another one thus ending up with infinite recursive peanuts?

Xila31
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Xila31

I guess the waffle doesn’t come with a warranty since it is revocable.

Josey
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Josey

Waffle Change we can believe in!

Jellychop
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Jellychop

“Rough influence”: I wonder if that describes the effect it has on your digestion.

Jetsuzu
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Jetsuzu

American coffee is people!!!

Salome
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Salome

As for the dregs thereof, all the ungodly of the earth shall drink them and suck them out.

Grifter
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Grifter

Ma’am may I see your license and registration please? What you don’t have them? I guess I’m going to have to revoke your waffles then.

Pete
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Pete

Notice no doughuts on the menu.
What cop in their right mind would revoke a doughnut?

wharthog
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wharthog

Rough Influence Sausage – Something similar to what she said

Nicholas
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Unless you eat your rough influence sausage to help your muscles grow mummy will be revoking the offer of a waffle for desert…

Nicholas
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I mean “dessert”…god, I’m not doing well today. I’m making my own Engrish…

willz
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willz

Yes, she likes her sausage rough.

tekleader
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tekleader

could you hit me over the head with those sausages a few more times?

Bassmint Stile
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Bassmint Stile

In the ghetto, the sausage tried to rise up,and become something great. But in the end it had to succumb to the rough influence just to survive.

Recoil
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Wait, so the egg is still boiling when you eat it?

Lora
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Lora

The American coffee was disappointing. Didn’t taste the least bit like Americans.

fixit
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fixit

…as for my wife, she wants her rough influence sausage hard and juicy.

Elizabeth
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Elizabeth

Rough influence sausage = the British “Banger” perhaps??

AllYourBase
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AllYourBase

Hmm… I’ll have the Blended Coffee, then after my boiling egg i’ll have the Iced Coffee, then to calm myself after you revoke my waffles i’ll have the American Coffee.

Mi, that's what i call myself
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Mi, that's what i call myself

Could ya brend some American with Java? Rescind the adult milk, I want immature cleam. Now drop the boiling egg in to the jam and give me the juice. Now, a toast! Raise glasses, all bow while the peanut is displayed. No waffling! To our irrevocable right to engage in intelnionral communications!

Erlili
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How is the mild influence sausage?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Spam, spam, rough influence and spam, please.

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