We gotta stop feeding the sign-makers first…

We gotta stop feeding the sign-makers first…

posted on 10 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Topped with a rich bodily fluid, surrounded by fresh scabs…

Photo courtesy of Dave Warner.
Menu from Italian restaurant in Gunsan, South Korea.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m on a diet. Could you substitute shorts for the trousers?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Trousers topped with a dumpling. So its not a pizza then.

SF
SF
10 years ago

I hope Mr Berlusconi is going to fill the derived form to lodge a complaint with the WTO – They AVOW dumping practices! With the ham they are using, they can outprice Italians. For the trousers, thanks, I’ll try Milan instead.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Under the boardshorts. Lala lala la.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

God. It is a toadstool.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Is a Calzone a member of the mafia?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Yunnan Ham Tri-color Pants Fungus

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

This land has lots of trousers
This land has lots of mousers
and pussycats to eat them
when the sun goes down.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Si, per favore, I’d like an Armani calzone with Prada sauce, and some Gucci on the side…, grazie!”

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Eeeeeewwwww! These trousers have a dumping in them!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Check out the hams in THOSE pants!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Is that an Italian ham in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
10 years ago

To make a calzone:
One Italian drops trou, seperates ham and dumps… we’ve been doing it wrong for far too long.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

It only seems odd till you see their recipie for “Hawiian Gym Shirt and Pineapple Delight.”

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

Make ready to run to the toilet upon eating this.

Yiwen
Yiwen
10 years ago

Prize of â‚©19,000 to anyone who can swallow the whole thing!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

“Served with fava beans and a nice chianti?”
“No, that’s the liver sandwich.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Like a dumping… because of monkeys.

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

You just keep that calzone in your trousers, buddy!

willz
willz
10 years ago

mmmm…..I can just smell the dumping in the trousers already.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

I know Kramer liked his jacket warmed in the pizza oven, but I never thought of putting trousers in there!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Hmm pants and dumping I don’t like the images that brings to mind.

Yiwen
Yiwen
10 years ago

(sniff, sniff….)

Is that kimchi I smell???

SCS
SCS
10 years ago

But does it taste like a dumping? That is the question. Maybe Funghi really does

lolitis
lolitis
10 years ago

and like a dumpling?? so if its only like a dumpling then what is it really?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Leave the gun. Take the calzone… on second thought… just leave.

Nick O'Bese
Nick O'Bese
10 years ago

As an italian, I should point out that their mistake is indeed quite funny: you see, “calzoni” (where “i” is pronounced “ee”) is an old-fashion word for trousers…though I do not know whether the name calzone is related to trousers et similia or not. Though having meat on the inside could be counted as a proof 😀

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I’ll make him a meal he can’t refuse. Otherwise, there’ll be a dumping in his bed.

Stupid Disease
Stupid Disease
10 years ago

I think I’ll eat at the chicken waist rungus place instead.

Hana
Hana
10 years ago

Mario called…
He wants his trousers back.

Nadan
Nadan
10 years ago

The weird thing is, the translation is right (with two spelling mistakes and grammatical errors). I would translate it like this: Pants from Italy are the meaning of pizza like dumplings with ham.

Cobi
10 years ago

I went to this restaurant, their denim dumplings are awesome

Then what? ya want my social security number too?
Then what? ya want my social security number too?
10 years ago

I ordered this with shirt!

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