Which way to the normal doctor?
posted on 24 Nov 2009 in Chinglish
Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue.
We’re going to have to microwave and melt.
Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.
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So many choices, so little time…
I’m not sure I want to know what is flowing with the gynecologist…
I guess LZT and the person of the gynecology are working together…
Why is the sea so fond of invasive surgery?
Doesn’t it know it can cause Surgery disease?
If only hospitals in the U.S. were this much fun…
Do we really need to know there’s “A liquid room” just below Urology?
The tiny treatment room must be pretty crowded.
The liquid room. Please do not open the door.
Keep on using those LZT leads and there’ll be lots of liquid rooms just flowing into each other and eventually into the knife-supporting sea.
I volunteer to staff the room where the vagina mirrors are checked. I have previous experience with upskirt videos.
Looks like they’re running out of ideas for theme parks…
Ooh, it’s an Engrish buffet!
—I’m glad, I don’t think the Baron has a teaching certificate to teach the section.
—I have a feeling the “vagina mirror check room” is really a two way mirror for the “gynecology observation room.”
—I’ve always wondered where surgeries go when they have diseases
—All those departments for ONE doctor and ONE nurse? China’s healthcare is in trouble….
“Stand back! I’m just about to lose the liquid! Don’t they have a room for that?”
I’m having an out-of-body short-wave experience…
If the barren does not teach, why does it get its own section?
“LSD” leads to melt the Salvador Dali room…
Microwave room available to heat up your assorted guts
You will find the almighty in the super room of B
In before DieselDragon makes another crappy comment for the umpteenth time that no one finds humorous in the least :/
And I thought the USA needs health care reform.
Keep your flow the operating room to yourself, buddy!
Two microwave rooms and only one vagina mirror check room. Interesting treatment priorities.
And why is the Lose the liquid room before the liquid room. The “flow” seems to be reversed.
Why does only B get a super room? I always thought that X was a much better letter!
Mammary Glands Section: for when you need your Super B’s checked out.
Excuse me for a moment. I feel my hypochondria flaring up again.
‘Why my blood pressure never same?’
“Fluctuations.”
‘And fluck you Austrarians too’
I feel sorry for the Mapquest Vagin
The va-gee-gee mirror check room sells those fancy shoes for making house calls. (Illegal in most countries.)
Third floor: lose the liquid room
Second floor: liquid room
Thank God there are two microwave rooms. At least I can heat up my Spaghetti Os and enjoy them while I try to figure out where I’m supposed to be.
“I heard you could get your prescriptions here, but I guess it was just a roomr.”
or…
This hospital has two microwaves, so you know it’s going to be expensive.
On second thought, I’ll just go to an acupuncturist…
Hugh Hefner Hospital: 146 Rooms for taking care of your nether regions, but only one doctor on call.
Dr. Tubesteak
Two microwave rooms, so your tits can glow in the dark.
Oh, good, I’ve been wondering where I can check my vagina mirror.
will the person of the gynecology please stop flowing in the operating room
They even have a room for whatever congeals on the knife….nice!
And the vagina mirror check room….just a room with a mirrored floor so us ladies can check out our va-jay-jays….
Dr. Mengele, paging Dr. Mengele….
In Communist China, Mammary Glands stare at you.
Female patient: “What’s the big mirror for, doctor?”
Gynecologist: “Oh, nothing… now let’s get started.” (winks at the mirror)
After my short-wave treatment outside the body, I was told to wait in the tiny treatment room.
I wonder what’s in the Super room of B? Another Microwave Room?
Wasn’t “the person of the gynecology flows the operating room” a Nirvana B-side?
Somebody from the brain surgery room must’ve made this sign.
Confucius says: Don’t get sick in China. If you do, go to the mirror check room and kiss your va-jay-jay “zai jian” (g’bye).
The funny thing is, the characters for Super Room of B really do translate into “B Super Room” or “B Extreme Room”!
I have no earthly what it really means!
This room has been brought to you by the letter B.
What, no sign for the “Gynecology Harrassment Room”?