Which way to the normal doctor?

Which way to the normal doctor?

posted on 24 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue.
We’re going to have to microwave and melt.

Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.

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Weegee
Weegee
10 years ago

So many choices, so little time…

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I’m not sure I want to know what is flowing with the gynecologist…

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I guess LZT and the person of the gynecology are working together…

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
10 years ago

Why is the sea so fond of invasive surgery?
Doesn’t it know it can cause Surgery disease?

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
10 years ago

If only hospitals in the U.S. were this much fun…

Typo Tat
10 years ago

Do we really need to know there’s “A liquid room” just below Urology?

rowger
rowger
10 years ago

The tiny treatment room must be pretty crowded.

rowger
rowger
10 years ago

The liquid room. Please do not open the door.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Keep on using those LZT leads and there’ll be lots of liquid rooms just flowing into each other and eventually into the knife-supporting sea.

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

I volunteer to staff the room where the vagina mirrors are checked. I have previous experience with upskirt videos.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Looks like they’re running out of ideas for theme parks…

ooklimoogwu
ooklimoogwu
10 years ago

Ooh, it’s an Engrish buffet!

—I’m glad, I don’t think the Baron has a teaching certificate to teach the section.

—I have a feeling the “vagina mirror check room” is really a two way mirror for the “gynecology observation room.”

—I’ve always wondered where surgeries go when they have diseases

—All those departments for ONE doctor and ONE nurse? China’s healthcare is in trouble….

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Stand back! I’m just about to lose the liquid! Don’t they have a room for that?”

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I’m having an out-of-body short-wave experience…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

If the barren does not teach, why does it get its own section?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“LSD” leads to melt the Salvador Dali room…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Microwave room available to heat up your assorted guts

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

You will find the almighty in the super room of B

Alborz
Alborz
10 years ago

In before DieselDragon makes another crappy comment for the umpteenth time that no one finds humorous in the least :/

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

And I thought the USA needs health care reform.

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

Keep your flow the operating room to yourself, buddy!

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
10 years ago

Two microwave rooms and only one vagina mirror check room. Interesting treatment priorities.

And why is the Lose the liquid room before the liquid room. The “flow” seems to be reversed.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
10 years ago

Why does only B get a super room? I always thought that X was a much better letter!

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Mammary Glands Section: for when you need your Super B’s checked out.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Excuse me for a moment. I feel my hypochondria flaring up again.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

‘Why my blood pressure never same?’
“Fluctuations.”
‘And fluck you Austrarians too’

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

I feel sorry for the Mapquest Vagin

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

The va-gee-gee mirror check room sells those fancy shoes for making house calls. (Illegal in most countries.)

someone
someone
10 years ago

Third floor: lose the liquid room
Second floor: liquid room

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

Thank God there are two microwave rooms. At least I can heat up my Spaghetti Os and enjoy them while I try to figure out where I’m supposed to be.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

“I heard you could get your prescriptions here, but I guess it was just a roomr.”

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

or…

This hospital has two microwaves, so you know it’s going to be expensive.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

On second thought, I’ll just go to an acupuncturist…

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Hugh Hefner Hospital: 146 Rooms for taking care of your nether regions, but only one doctor on call.

Dr. Tubesteak

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Two microwave rooms, so your tits can glow in the dark.

CC
CC
10 years ago

Oh, good, I’ve been wondering where I can check my vagina mirror.

pat white
pat white
10 years ago

will the person of the gynecology please stop flowing in the operating room

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

They even have a room for whatever congeals on the knife….nice!

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

And the vagina mirror check room….just a room with a mirrored floor so us ladies can check out our va-jay-jays….

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Dr. Mengele, paging Dr. Mengele….

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

In Communist China, Mammary Glands stare at you.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Female patient: “What’s the big mirror for, doctor?”
Gynecologist: “Oh, nothing… now let’s get started.” (winks at the mirror)

Super Room of B
Super Room of B
10 years ago

After my short-wave treatment outside the body, I was told to wait in the tiny treatment room.

LickAstrey
LickAstrey
10 years ago

I wonder what’s in the Super room of B? Another Microwave Room?

dsal
dsal
10 years ago

Wasn’t “the person of the gynecology flows the operating room” a Nirvana B-side?

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

Somebody from the brain surgery room must’ve made this sign.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Confucius says: Don’t get sick in China. If you do, go to the mirror check room and kiss your va-jay-jay “zai jian” (g’bye).

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

The funny thing is, the characters for Super Room of B really do translate into “B Super Room” or “B Extreme Room”!

I have no earthly what it really means!

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

This room has been brought to you by the letter B.

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

What, no sign for the “Gynecology Harrassment Room”?

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