Which way to the normal doctor?

Which way to the normal doctor?

posted on 24 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue.
We’re going to have to microwave and melt.

Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.

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Pete
Pete
10 years ago

About “the barren does not teach section”: Looking at the characters I’m guessing this is probably the Infertility Treatment clinic. The characters I think have something to do with “doesn’t bear nor raise” as in children.

As for the LZT melting the room…I need to find my Chinese dictionary. Looking at the characters makes me wonder if this is the abortion clinic? I’ll have to check in a few hours.

Dane
Dane
10 years ago

Where should I go if I have the stupid disease?

x
x
10 years ago

So now all /b/rothers can meet up in Chinese hospitals!

Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamam
Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamam
10 years ago

What they mean by “Super B” is type-b ultrasonic

Flamingomoon
Flamingomoon
10 years ago

I see the microwave room is right next to planned parenthood. Yep. That ought to do it.

Nicholas
10 years ago

I’m sorry, I was under the mistaken belief I could find the “Super-Dooper room of A” at this hospital. Apparently you only have a “Super Room of B”? Surely you understand the fundamental difference involved and that as a result I will have to take my surgery disease elsewhere…

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I’ll bet the “Planned Parenthood” room isn’t very full… πŸ˜‰

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

I wonder if the tiny treatment room is especially for munchkins and other midgets?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

LZT is :PEE-PULLLLL!!!!!

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

At least is free

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Short-wave room inside the body in the gynecology section.

David
David
10 years ago

The person of the creating this sign can be found microwaving and melting in the planned parenting room.

Jerome
Jerome
10 years ago

Well i see were the barron doesnt teach…. but im looking for where he does

OCH
OCH
10 years ago

No X-ray room?

Josh
Josh
10 years ago

I really want to see this “Super Room Of B” =]

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

“Bob* | 8:00 pm | said: “At least is free.”

Bob, free does NOT mean “better”. I’ve BEEN in a hospital in China. You get what you pay for there Believe me, you DON’T want to get sick and have to go to a hopsital in China!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

LZT = Large Zenith Telescope. It uses a mirror just like the vagina check room.

Yugan
10 years ago

It’s all part of their program to keep the population down.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
10 years ago

The sea has always been a big supporter of the knife treatment…

nyna
nyna
10 years ago

Finally, a place where I can check my vagina mirror! I’ve been having to lig this thing all over the place. =P

Max
Max
10 years ago

I wonder, why is gynecology the only section of this hospital that need “observation room”… I guess there are lots of “kinki kids” around…

Also – just for the record – no hullabaloo in the hospital. Those who don’t comply will be sent to the microwave treatment…

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

@Pete – It was meant to be funny..thanks for killing it.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

@Bob – you’re welcome since I obviously had no idea it was intended as humor or meant to be serious. OK, so, my bad.

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

Super room of B is for people with super large breasts.

Kuro
Kuro
10 years ago

Super room of /b/?! Help!

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Person of Gynecological flows? Now that’s an impressive job title, even though it’s probably just the name for the poor janitor who has to clean up after someone’s water breaks.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

The mammary glands section seems to be quite popular.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Don’t call the urology sections, they will just make you hold.

ccppfan
ccppfan
10 years ago

weeeeelll……

*cough*

Some Chinese (not me) don’t really know English.

piss
10 years ago

Cashier’s office?OFFICE?

Sexual Harassment Company
Sexual Harassment Company
10 years ago

I had to have a checkup in the vagina mirror room once.

Cubsfann
10 years ago

Two step plan to reforming health care:
1. Gynecology observation room
2. $10 admission for Gynecology observation room

unicode
unicode
10 years ago

For anyone interested, Super room of B, aka B-Ultra room, means “Type-B Ultrasonic” room

Flying_Banana
Flying_Banana
10 years ago

“‘LZT’ leads to melt the room”
How can a few letters melt a room?
Rofl

MattShortForBob
MattShortForBob
10 years ago

Objects in vagina mirror are smaller than they appear.

Spinyfish
Spinyfish
10 years ago

The urology room and the melt room are the same!

Spencer
Spencer
10 years ago

Imagine if the sea level lowered. What would support the knife treatment room?
Think of the poor knives. Stop global warming.

Matteria
Matteria
10 years ago

Super room of B!

AngelofChaos
AngelofChaos
10 years ago

I had no idea Willy Wanka owned a hospital in China!

twiddleFig
twiddleFig
10 years ago

i wish there was a vagina mirror check room at my doctor’s πŸ™

White Magic
White Magic
10 years ago

I’m just glad its not “the super room of /B/”. otherwise that hospital is screwed. And if it is, in before “wuts dat?”

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Does this place have a bathroom?

Captian Katsura
Captian Katsura
10 years ago

Its in the Microwave Room. I’m sure of it.

dagny taggert
dagny taggert
10 years ago

Forget the liquid room… I need to find the solid room fast!

dirty bacon
dirty bacon
10 years ago

Ooh, I think I’ve got it!

It was the barren who does not teach…
with the sea-supported knife…
in the vagina mirror check room!

Suck it Col. Mustard.

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

– – – we will raise the efficiency factor of this clinic by putting a partition between the doctor’s office and the nurse’s station.

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

Accidents on the road suddenly spiked when Ford and GM mistakenly installed vagina mirrors in their 2010 trucks!

Lauren
Lauren
10 years ago

a liquid room….interesting…….not so sure about that vagina mirror check room tho…..

Detective Kitty
Detective Kitty
10 years ago

the vagina mirror check room…make sure to check that vagina mirror…

rebelsmileygirl
rebelsmileygirl
10 years ago

I got it ! What is in the Super room of B is all the men on break on the other side of the Vagina mirror check room! Watch out ladies you’re on candid camera!

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