Which way to the normal doctor?

Which way to the normal doctor?

posted on 24 Nov 2009 in Chinglish

Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue.
We’re going to have to microwave and melt.

Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.

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Eilis
Eilis
10 years ago

They have a microwave room? What are they gonna do, microwave people? Yes, I’m sure that’ll cure them… in a dead kind of a way…

The B Man
The B Man
10 years ago

Gynecology Observation – Better than the Movies!

wowman
10 years ago

i wonder what is the vagina mirror check room.

;ohnsonsan
;ohnsonsan
10 years ago

The super room of 8 was the original experimentation room for the Fantastic 4

omgitsbritney
omgitsbritney
10 years ago

The knife treatment room is proudly supported by…the sea!

Super Room of B
10 years ago

Super Room of B = B-mode Ultrasound Room

iM CRAZY!!
iM CRAZY!!
10 years ago

NUMBER 1 HEALH CARE in CHINA iN Engrish that means DONT GO!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riley
Riley
10 years ago

Help!

玫玫
玫玫
10 years ago

Maybe they microwave dead bodies . . . ?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

The ultimate menu for the pervert who has everything!

don
don
10 years ago

either they microwave the dead bodies for food or they just go to the LZT melt room for cremation…

-
-
10 years ago

what doo they mean by “liquid room”?

coffeebot
10 years ago

It puts the vagina mirror in the basket or it gets the knife treatment.

DrLex
10 years ago

If I’m looking for the toilet, should I go to the “Tiny treatment room of OK” or the “Lose the liquid room”?

Pineapple61
Pineapple61
10 years ago

LZT = li zi tai = titanium ions
Leads to melt the room = fusion
Get the idea?

Bren
Bren
10 years ago

Lol, the way to the normal “doctor’s office” is found at the bottom 😀

memots
memots
10 years ago

WTF is “The sea supports the knife” room??

SpicyChick
SpicyChick
10 years ago

Go to lose the liquid room if you want to lose some water weight

steve wong
steve wong
10 years ago

I bag the mammary glands section

Najmi
Najmi
10 years ago

i hope the microwave room is not too hot

Ericka
Ericka
10 years ago

The microwave room looks fun

Kiwi
Kiwi
10 years ago

I don’t think I’d enjoy the vagina mirror check room..

Strill
Strill
10 years ago

I bet they have grandstands in the gynecology observation room.

Harald
Harald
10 years ago

If you get sick in Taiwan you are screwed. 😀

Dermot
Dermot
10 years ago

Excuse me, I’m looking for the c*nt who made this sign.

amoeba
amoeba
10 years ago

just like in willy wonka
if you lick the wall it tastes like asian

Lwoo
Lwoo
10 years ago

Dead man watching or watching till death

MBH
MBH
9 years ago

I’ll be happy to work at the “vagina check mirror room”!

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

“LZT leads to melt the room” will soon become a Liquid room

Ally Kat
Ally Kat
9 years ago

Caution: vaginas in the mirror are closer than they appear.

takatomon
takatomon
9 years ago

gynecology observation room? let me get my camcorder! cha ching!
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i’m not a doctor, but i play one in gynocologist waiting rooms
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our modern hospital boasts TWO microwave rooms for all of your instant ramen noodle needs
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“two stinkin’ microwave rooms and here they stick me in this tiny…”
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gynocology flows the operating room? EWWWWWWWWW!
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urology > prescription > lose the liquid room “aw crap! which bottle is which? i can’t read this, it’s in chinese!”
looks like we got another stabbing victim to dump in the ocean
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Squidblender
Squidblender
9 years ago

Dr. Meng, what a good idea of yours to upgrade the Room of B to a Super Room of B! Oh, and you’re needed in Gynecology Observation.

Kat
Kat
9 years ago

“I’m okay, really. I don’t want to bother a busy doctor. I’ll just go to the vagina mirror room and patch things up myself.”

the-one-and-only
the-one-and-only
9 years ago

….shame on you – and you thought
Willy Wonka only made chocolate….

Tristan
Tristan
9 years ago

No,” LSD” leads to the room melting

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

The vagina check room?

I have no idea what this all means, but I know what I like.

Kristine
Kristine
9 years ago

I wish we had Super Rooms in my hospital…

Sho
Sho
9 years ago

Excuse me nurse … Which way to the short-wave room INSIDE the body?

snackycakez
snackycakez
9 years ago

Wait a minute… the cashier get’s their own office?

Ric
Ric
9 years ago

An entire section just for Planned Parenthood? This must be China!

harpy
harpy
8 years ago

“I’ll meet you in the Super Room of B, as soon as I check my vagina mirror… Ummm… Do I tip the check person?”

Riri
Riri
8 years ago

Huh………aLiquid room and a Lose the Liquid room…………What about a Lose the liquid Melting room!

John
John
7 years ago

gynec observation room – call me when cheerleaders have their next physical!

Nancy Steiger
7 years ago

Notice that they have written “cashier’s office” correctly!

Gimelik
7 years ago

Microwave Room

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Short wave treatment room: where you can listen to the soothing sound of Morse code on the 40 meter band.

Harry
Harry
6 years ago

I suspect the barren in the “super room of B” with the vagina mirror.

Samuel Orman-Chan
Samuel Orman-Chan
4 years ago

Which way is the x-ray room then?

Myself
3 years ago

Good thing the short-wave room is outside the body at this hospital. I hate having to have the short-wave room inside the body. It’s terribly invasive and I haven’t the foggiest idea what it’s even for.

Myself
3 years ago

The Republican Congress attempted to get rid of the Planned Parenthood Section – unfortunately, they couldn’t read Chinese, so they ended up defunding the gynecology observation room instead.

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