Yes! Wave Human Bye

Yes! Wave Human Bye

posted on 13 Nov 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Psst!  the monkey’s got a knife!

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Photo courtesy of Erik Th Matzinger.
Found in Thailand.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

It’s bad for you, anyway. Give it to the monkeys.

pete
pete
10 years ago

Monkey say “No gimme food, me poopie on you head ‘n’ scratch out you eye. Monkey say, Monkey do!”

pete
pete
10 years ago

(Unfunny informational note: Was tryin’ to be funny above, but in reality City-fied Asian monkeys can be DARNED aggressive when it comes to grabbing food right out of your hands and/or biting & scratching if you fight back. They don’t like to get looked at directly, eye to eye, either. They seem to think it means you’re challenging them.)

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Don’t feed the humans.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Yes! Buy Crispy Thai Noodle! mmmm-mmmm

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Beware of monkey-eating food!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

The Cult of the Food Worshippers demands a monkey as a sacrifice…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

No! Give beer human

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Purina Monkey Chow

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“But, Yogi! Why are we stealing all the ‘Do Not Feed the Bear’ signs?”

“Hey hey hey, Boo-Boo! I’m taking a tip from the monkeys!”

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… because of monkeys.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Not another boring pair of socks! This Christmas, give Food Monkey! It’s the gift that keeps right on giving!

…. giant handfuls of thrown poop.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Give monkey food or beware flinging poo.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Gimmie monkey numnums.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

For that person who has everything. Give them a food-monkey.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Food monkey with crap sauce.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

The monkies were placed on a strict diet consisting of rice cakes and water. It was not long before the protesting began.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Food Monkey probably isn’t kosher.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Here’s a sandwich-now get off my back.

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

when a Chia Pet is not quite the right thing to give.

Dude
Dude
10 years ago

Don’t just give any food monkey, give a Calzone Funghi Ham monkey.

Adelaide
Adelaide
10 years ago

No! Monkey will never listen. He’s just too selfish.

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

But what if you don’t have a food monkey to give?

DieselDragon
10 years ago

At this ancient temple, we ask that you make your food donations with the due reverence and respect afforded by the men of the habit.

(Explanation: Give food Monkey = Give food Monk-y = Give food in the way a Monk would. Not really funny I suppose, but gives an obscure angle on the subject at least. 🙂 )

DieselDragon
10 years ago

I know that Monkeys are fairly close to Humans in evolutionary terms, but I didn’t think they’d already learned how to read instructions in Thai and Engrish! 🙂

DieselDragon
10 years ago

[And finally, one that’s been knocking around the Internet for years…]

Please do not feed the Monkeys. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty. 🙂

DanT
DanT
10 years ago

Proof that monkeys can write (though not so well…)

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

I am not a monkey.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Hey! Hey! We’re the Monkees!

Thet didn’t their own material either.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Hey! Hey! We’re the Monkees!

They didn’t their own material either.

pete
pete
10 years ago

No give food monkey.
But flying out from butt will OK.

Petit
10 years ago

It’s call “Tinglish”

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Code Monkey get up, get coffee, code monkey go to job…

Cobi
10 years ago

Give food, or throw feces monkey!

Starguy
Starguy
10 years ago

YES! Human has food for too much!

Bea
Bea
9 years ago

Carrot, eat this monkey would you?

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