Yes! Wave Human Bye

It’s bad for you, anyway. Give it to the monkeys.

Monkey say “No gimme food, me poopie on you head ‘n’ scratch out you eye. Monkey say, Monkey do!”

(Unfunny informational note: Was tryin’ to be funny above, but in reality City-fied Asian monkeys can be DARNED aggressive when it comes to grabbing food right out of your hands and/or biting & scratching if you fight back. They don’t like to get looked at directly, eye to eye, either. They seem to think it means you’re challenging them.)

Don’t feed the humans.

Yes! Buy Crispy Thai Noodle! mmmm-mmmm

Beware of monkey-eating food!

The Cult of the Food Worshippers demands a monkey as a sacrifice…

No! Give beer human

Purina Monkey Chow

“But, Yogi! Why are we stealing all the ‘Do Not Feed the Bear’ signs?”

“Hey hey hey, Boo-Boo! I’m taking a tip from the monkeys!”

… because of monkeys.

Not another boring pair of socks! This Christmas, give Food Monkey! It’s the gift that keeps right on giving!

…. giant handfuls of thrown poop.

Give monkey food or beware flinging poo.

Gimmie monkey numnums.

For that person who has everything. Give them a food-monkey.

Food monkey with crap sauce.

The monkies were placed on a strict diet consisting of rice cakes and water. It was not long before the protesting began.

Food Monkey probably isn’t kosher.

Here’s a sandwich-now get off my back.

when a Chia Pet is not quite the right thing to give.

Don’t just give any food monkey, give a Calzone Funghi Ham monkey.

No! Monkey will never listen. He’s just too selfish.

But what if you don’t have a food monkey to give?

At this ancient temple, we ask that you make your food donations with the due reverence and respect afforded by the men of the habit.

(Explanation: Give food Monkey = Give food Monk-y = Give food in the way a Monk would. Not really funny I suppose, but gives an obscure angle on the subject at least. 🙂 )

I know that Monkeys are fairly close to Humans in evolutionary terms, but I didn’t think they’d already learned how to read instructions in Thai and Engrish! 🙂

[And finally, one that’s been knocking around the Internet for years…]

Please do not feed the Monkeys. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty. 🙂

Proof that monkeys can write (though not so well…)

I am not a monkey.

Hey! Hey! We’re the Monkees!

Thet didn’t their own material either.

Hey! Hey! We’re the Monkees!

They didn’t their own material either.

No give food monkey.
But flying out from butt will OK.

It’s call “Tinglish”

Code Monkey get up, get coffee, code monkey go to job…

Give food, or throw feces monkey!

YES! Human has food for too much!

Carrot, eat this monkey would you?