You’ll get a kick outta “clean headshot” style…

You’ll get a kick outta “clean headshot” style…

posted on 29 Nov 2009 in Toys

It’s all wonderful until someone shoots an eye out…

Photo courtesy of Reuben Miller.

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ngyonghan
ngyonghan
10 years ago

“Look! A new hybrid sniper/shotgun rifle! Suits every styles, it’s really wonderful!”

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Fully Automatic for the People.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just the thing for shooting out of the back of cars

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
10 years ago

I wish my wife thought that way…

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Judging from the looks of that rifle butt this is a real ghetto blaster…

jazzy
jazzy
10 years ago

Permit required in California.

coffeebot
10 years ago

the New World Order is really FUN!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Endorsed by Sarah Palin! Buy now and get a free copy of “The Rogue” while supplies last!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Every apostrophes fully absent!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Ideal for punctuation.

Marc
Marc
10 years ago

Black is the new olive green

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

Makes a perfect gift for those grammar nazis!

TJ
TJ
10 years ago

Nothing says “wonderful” like that flimsy shoulder-strap.

Nicholas
10 years ago

You have the right to bear WOMDERFUL arms…

Nicholas
10 years ago

I mean WONDERFUL…

TJ
TJ
10 years ago

It’s funny; the packaging changes the product from “suckish toy-gun” to “suckish toy-lazer.”

TJ
TJ
10 years ago

I’m more interested in the upper-right corner of the picture, where there is a box with an entirley different product that seems to say “So FFun.”

Yugan
10 years ago

Get your kids started early for an exciting, rewarding career as a sniper! Isn’t that wonderful!?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

A semi-automatic shotgun with a sniper scope. Now you can aim at something from a mile away and hit absolutely nothing! Isn’t that just fully wonderful?

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Telescopic sights serve a purpose. The furthur away you can shoot someone, the less chance you may regard them as another person.
At present, the American forces in Afghanistan hold the record at 2,630 yards, using a McMillan Tic Tac 12.5.

Isn’t technology wonderful? (I am a firearms owner – for the record)

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Well, there’s a deer on the package, a bald eagle, and an Indiana Jones-type man. Are the animals supposed to be targets? Because no way would Indy shoot a bald eagle!

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

I think that’s the eagle from the Cobert Report

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Ack.. .Colbert Report… stupid typos

kringo
kringo
10 years ago

In Soviet Union every styles shoot YOU!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Ralph: And the record is 2,657 yards (1.51 mi) using a McMillan Tac-50 by Canada’s PPCLI.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMillan_Tac-50

The PPCLI also has a Presidential (then Distinguished) Unit Citation earned in Kprea.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

or even Korea !

Rambo
Rambo
10 years ago

That style is only semi-wonderful.

Derived Form Italian
Derived Form Italian
10 years ago

TJ, the So FFUN toy is the Joyful Trouser Snake by Rattel. Make to scare freinds! Enjoy happy feelings! It’s a real hit.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Looks like just the kind of toy the guy in the red suit would put under the Christmas tree… not Santa, the OTHER guy in the red suit!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

A realistic-looking toy weapon that’s sure to make the kiddies scream with joy. Here’s to a safe and peaceful holiday season…

Neman
Neman
10 years ago

Please DO NOT use to clean out ears.

StarBase10
StarBase10
10 years ago

Every gun’s wonderful… until someone disarms your weapon or shot you using the SVD Dragunov!

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