8-hour operation; 30-second meal.

8-hour operation; 30-second meal.

posted on 21 Dec 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

Is that a lego in there?

Photo courtesy of Darryl Snow.
Menu found in China.

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Jay
Jay
11 years ago

It’s OK, I got a side order of Wu Dan Blasting Powder.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

This is a meal to open the sluices at both endes

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The Chinese has much to learn from the French farmers’ strikes.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Is what?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

… due to too much meat & potatoes and not enough roughage.

dangevin
11 years ago

Looks like it’s true: chewing gum really doesn’t ever digest.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

There will be no blockage, now he has had his guts removed.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

If that was the small farmer’s blockage, can you imagine what the big farmer’s blockage must look like???

Mistermom
Mistermom
11 years ago

small farmes blockage can only be cleared with a bombing enema!!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

How would you like your lower tract cooked?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’m sorry, but my insurance dropped me after the last menu.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

….missing a verb.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Yes Algernon. If you can’t wash it out, at least you can wash it down with bottle of Chateau Chunder.

DECMATH
DECMATH
11 years ago

We need to ask Bill Clinton what this means.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

If I’m reading the Chinese right, it actually says “Farmer’s Little Meat Stir-fry” or something similar.

So “blockage” is from……??

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Small Farmer is one mental image.
Farmer’s Little Meat is a totally different mental image.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

This guy could use a bombing enema.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Damn, Jetsuzu beat me to the enema bombing comment

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Oh my, that “18” sure means that something naughty is in the making.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

Kitsune: Simply a stroke of luck. I’m positive you’ll come up with something better next post. 🙂

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

Is that better or worse than the “Large Farmer’s Blockage?”

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

The vegetable in the dish has a bacterium-

bloc-coli

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
11 years ago

I didn’t order this! Where’s my Farm Hand’s Kidney Stone?!

Yugan
11 years ago

@Pete: ‘blockage’ refers to the translator’s state of mind. Is.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

…Now on special offers – Two dining for only Â¥999! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

…A painful consequence of not cooking the Turkey properly! 😮

Merry Christmas, everyone! 🙂

engrish667
engrish667
11 years ago

This is actually a sweet and sour pork fillet. Its quite tasty

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Garnished with MSG and cholesterol

3DOMan
3DOMan
11 years ago

One man’s intestinal blockage is another man’s meal!

does it matter ?
does it matter ?
11 years ago

he should have ordered the bombing enema

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