Also, enjoy Near-Beer as well.

Also, enjoy Near-Beer as well.

posted on 22 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

I’m sick of these passive-aggressive Quit Campaigns…

Found in Korea.

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Alex Sortor
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great, where is the non-smoking section?

Daniel Seres
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Daniel Seres

Cigarette? Yes, please, I just quit non-smoking.

KinkyTom
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KinkyTom

So I can still do Crack?

Algernon
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Algernon

Come to where the flavor is!

CoolTapes
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CoolTapes

Nice to know there won’t be any peer pressure.

Marc
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Marc

Non Smoking allowed? Does that mean in other places, you have to smoke?

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

Yes. Outside marked zones smorking is compulsory.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Non-prostitute also welcome!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Family men not allowed!

beechoak
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beechoak

Oh, thank goodness! I’m so not craving a cigarette!

beechoak
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beechoak

You mean I can stop any time I feel like it?

beechoak
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beechoak

Sign found outside a smokers club.

Grifter
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Grifter

Well as long as you don’t HAVE to….

Pete
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Pete

Boss, this customer must be lost…says he was looking for the medical marijuana bakery.

coffeebot
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They’re positively not against partial abstinence.

Xila31
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Xila31

Finally! A room with a little fresh air.

Chris
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Chris

Oops-sorry, I was looking for the “non-smorking” section.

Chuck
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Chuck

Can’t Drink. Can’t Smoke. What can ya do ?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

I smork very quiet then.

Brandon
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Brandon

This sign must be in a casino.

DieselDragon
Guest

…But as it’s my house, and I’m a smoker, I’m afraid you’ll have to non-smoke in the garden. 🙂

DieselDragon
Guest

I’m getting mixed messages… 😮

Kaonashi
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Kaonashi

Thank God they didn’t prohibit both!

Duck
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Duck

Guess you have to be a smoker who isn’t smoking to get in …

Starguy
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Starguy

So, You are allowed to not smoke?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Not undenying to drink tobacco is however prohibited.

O Danny Boi
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O Danny Boi

No Injins though!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Eventually, they discovered that the temporary feel of elated liberation didn’t compensate for the peer pressure, and went back to “No Smorking”.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s Drink Drive

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: No warning!

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